Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - I can't lie, it's a really big problem. - Same. (laughs) - I'm like, I'm fine. - I'm good. - It's great. - Mm-hmm, having a great time. (whooshing noise) (clanging noise) (funky, upbeat music) - I'm here with Kelsey. And, we are going to see how immature we are. - Spoiler, it's gonna be real immature. (laughs) - Okay, would you rather... - Mm-hmm. - Give your parents unrestricted access to your browsing history, or your crush? - I think my browsing history is pretty, pretty okay. - My browsing history's fine. I would say parents. (bell dinging) - Oh, ooh, oh, I thought the question was whether or not the parent could have unrestricted access to the browsing history or to your crush. And I was like I do not want my parents talking to my crush. Oh, okay, yeah, wait. Parents. (bell dinging) Both, why would both be an option? That sounds terrible. Would you rather know when you're going to die and get five more years of life, or not know and get nothing. - Not know. (bell dinging) Ignorance is bliss. - I would say not know (bell dinging) because, like, I don't know now. So it would literally change nothing about my life, and I like it as is. (laughs) - Exactly. I would just be constantly thinking about the day I'm gonna die if I knew. - Oh, same. - I don't need five extra years. I'm honestly pretty good now, I've lived a good life. (laughs) - I'm not, let the record show. (laughs) - Kill me first, okay. (laughs) Would you rather be able to read minds, or be able to see the future? - Oh, no. I feel like both hold things I don't want to know, and don't need to know. - So you're gonna say neither? That's an option. - Oh, that's an option? Oh yeah, ahhhh... - I'm gonna say read minds. (bell dinging) - Wait, I can read minds, I can read minds when I want to, but I don't always have to read minds, right. And the same is with the future, right? - Oh, I guess. - Cause there's some superheroes that cannot help it, and hear everybody's thoughts, that's pretty brutal. - And that's sad, that's hard. - I don't know, see the future. (bell dinging) I don't care about what people think about me. (laughs) - I'm gonna do read minds. - Okay, at this point we differ? - Yeah. - Until then we had a united front. Would you rather give up your favorite food forever, or wake up every single day completely covered in peanut butter? Wake up every single day completely covered (bell dinging) in peanut butter. That sounds amazing. Give up my favorite food forever? But was it just like one of them? - What's my favorite food? - Cause I like, I swap. Sometimes I'll eat it too much, and then I'll be done. - I don't want to be covered in peanut butter though. (bell dinging) I would give up. - Yeah, I'd give up my favorite food. (slide whistle sound) - I just, I don't want to do that much laundry. - Mm. - If I didn't have to do all the laundry... - But just like peanut butter in your hair every day, I'd have to wash my hair every day. And I don't do that. - I would probably just shave my head. - That would be a good move. - Would you rather have an orgasm every 10 seconds, or once every 10 years? No! - My maturity level can't handle this. I don't want to answer this question. Or, there's an option, never orgasm again. What would you, why? Who would pick that option? Sorry mom and dad, please don't watch this video. - I don't think I could do every 10 seconds. (bell dinging) - I guess 10 years, that'd be so sad though. (bell dinging) - Cause I could never work. - That'd be so sad. - Yeah, it would be, but it would be like, maybe the craziest orgasm of all time. - Ooh, that'd be nice, 10 seconds, oh, I couldn't get anything done. - Every 10 seconds you would just be in a meeting, and it would just be crazy. - Every 10... - There are people who have that. - I feel like every 10 minutes, or like every 10 hours would've been a better option here. But like, 10 seconds, like, come on. Would you rather always smell like roast beef, or poop every time you hear a car beep its horn? (laughs) - No, this is bad. - Ew! - I guess I would rather smell like roast beef, (bell dinging) also an option is both. - Why would both be an option? Yeah, roast beef. (bell dinging) I will say, that you know, maybe you just get someone that really loves roast beef. And then that's a great, then it's an asset, really. - Cause, honestly, we live in a city where cars beep constantly. - Every day. - Every day, like, multiple times a day. - And it's multiple times in one moment, too, cause they'll be several different cars. - Like, beep beep beep. - Just like, poop a ton. - It would be like driving a lot. - Oh yeah, people being in my car. And that's, I'm not about that. Would you rather have every song that you listen to gradually turn into "All Star" by Smashmouth, or every movie gradually turn into "Shrek?" (laughs) - "Shrek." (bell dinging) I love "Shrek," that's a no-brainer. - I think they're both great. - I'm gonna just do "Shrek." - I'm gonna say "All Star," (bell dinging) just because, that, if I'm watching like, an Oscar-winning performance, I wanna probably see the end. Whereas, music, I could just listen to the first half of the song, and be like, all right, I probably get the gist. You know what I mean? Cause like, music does repeat itself sometimes. - Would you rather have glow-in-the-dark