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  • - I am gonna be a fun mom.

  • I'm wearing a mumu and I'm only 24,

  • 18 if you're a casting agent.

  • Seriously, mumus are awesome, get into it,

  • I look like a rug with arms.

  • But, hey there, do you wanna go to bed with me?

  • Metaphorically?

  • Maybe physically after this global pandemic. (chuckles)

  • Let's keep it light. (laughs)

  • (playful music)

  • Hey, guys, welcome to my nighttime skincare, oop.

  • Welcome to my nighttime skincare routine,

  • also my hair is not wet, I have not showered yet.

  • It's just greasy and not presentable for camera,

  • but I'm self-aware and being vulnerable

  • by showing you this, so (tongue clicking) points for me.

  • But yeah, today I'm gonna show you my skincare routine.

  • I'm so excited.

  • I've been playing with my makeup during this pandemic,

  • and it's been a very calming soothing thing for me.

  • So I encourage you to try something other than this look,

  • 'cause this one doesn't look that great, but hey.

  • You're alive, right?

  • Oh, yeah, he is.

  • So, the first thing that I use is C'est Moi Cleansing water.

  • Girl, that's a full ass bottle!

  • Yeah, it is, but that's because this is a new product,

  • yeh ying.

  • I don't know what that was,

  • something in my throat, maybe my house is haunted.

  • Hello.

  • Yeh, ying.

  • There it was again.

  • But yeah, I'm actually about to try it

  • for the very first time right now,

  • because it's a brand new product and I just got this.

  • But normally I use my C'est Moi Gentle Makeup Remover Wipes.

  • These are bomb, bomb as hell.

  • I don't have cotton pads right now,

  • I only have toilet paper, surprisingly.

  • Actually, I'm only gonna use this,

  • 'cause I definitely need this for my booty later.

  • Apply a healthy dose.

  • All right, now say goodbye to my facial features.

  • This is real

  • This is me. ♪

  • Whoa! (laughs)

  • My whole eyebrow just disappeared.

  • So, the toilet paper does that little thing

  • where it makes little pieces,

  • like it does in your butt.

  • So, I am using my C'est Moi Gentle Makeup Remover Wipes.

  • (yelling) Oh girl, what you doing' in my house, uh uh,

  • you better physically distance, bitch!

  • Sorry, I know y'all just saw that giant bug

  • try to fight me, right?

  • Thank you for being here for me while it happened,

  • that was terrifying.

  • All right, whenever I'm takin' off my makeup,

  • I always try to like, swoop upwards,

  • 'cause girl gravity got other plans.

  • Gravity's tryin' to bring you down, she a bitch.

  • All right, here comes another disappearing act,

  • Allakadam (laughs)

  • Shablaph, done.

  • You do not want to sleep in your makeup.

  • You know why?

  • Because bacteria and tiny mites will crawl in your eyes

  • and eat away at your makeup. (coughs)

  • That's a creepy video you can look up on YouTube

  • after you watch this one.

  • But they're there anyways,

  • but they're more attracted to your face

  • when you're wearin' a lot of makeup.

  • Kind of like men, all right.

  • All right next step, next stop,

  • we got hydration station boy.

  • It's a face mask!

  • This is one of my favorite masks called Refreshing,

  • and you're damn right it is.

  • So you exfoliate, rub it all in,

  • then you leave it on for 15 minutes

  • and then shablam, you're hydrated.

  • I do this about, (blows raspberries)

  • two, three times a week.

  • I swear I could just like, squeeze this on a piece of toast

  • and eat it, but don't do that,

  • 'cause I'm not in the mood for a lawsuit.

  • You can legit see the strawberry seeds, what?

  • Bam!

  • (in a whisper voice) Oh, it feels so good.

  • Oh!

  • Yoh!

  • So I exfoliated, and then I leave it on my face

  • and let it hydrate for 15 minutes and I chill,

  • and talk to my mirror,

  • and we always have a great conversation.

  • Skincare and color cosmetics is such an unregulated

  • industry, they can put damn near anything in your products.

  • You should really read the back of them.

  • And C'est Moi has so many vegan products, too.

  • And everybody's going vegan on the inside,

  • girl, go vegan on the outside.

  • Vegan on the inside, vegan on the outside,

  • Vegan on the inside

  • Vegan on the outside. ♪

  • Vegan on the inside. ♪

  • It's three a.m.

  • And then I wash it off, okay.

  • Here's a tip, just a tip,

  • if you get patterned, colored towels

  • you look more cultured

  • and you don't get makeup stains on 'em.

  • (in whisper voice) You're welcome.

  • Look at that.

  • Look at that, huh?

  • God, that's one of my favorites.

  • One of my favorite freaking masks, I love this guy.

  • Mwah, Daddy loves you.

  • So, I do a second mask,

  • because I have the time to,

  • 'cause I'm very bored and single.

  • Bro, broseph, brosephina, I love this Charcoal Mask.

  • It is one of the smoothest, I'm gonna just show,

  • shh, let me show you.

  • Check it, mmm.

  • Simba.

  • Yeah, this is dope.

  • Ah, (snorts) whoo, I deserve this.

  • Like, when it feels this good, why not do it every night?

  • Am I right ladies?

  • (whispering) That's thick, like that consistency,

  • that pigment though.

  • (yelling) Bom, bom bom!

  • That feels amazing, I look like a cute ass panda.

  • Oh, and when it dries too, you can already see it drying,

  • sucking the (beep) out of my pores, I love it.

  • And then I keep this puppy on 15 minutes.

  • Is that puppy okay? (chuckles)

  • Sometimes I do three masks a night.

  • 'Cause you're single?

  • No, (chuckles) 'cause I'm sad.(chuckles)

  • Also, love me some incense.

  • Harry Potter.

  • It is three a.m. (chuckles)

  • I do this about, two, three times a week.

  • All right, now that's all dry.

  • Look it, look it just sucks it, it sucks it, it sucks.

  • Damn, that feels good!

  • Look at that skin.

  • All mine, baby, grew it myself.

  • Did the mirror just get cuter, or is it just me?

  • All right, so my next step.

  • Something I do like, twice a week is shave Stacy, my stache.

  • So, I do use Doctor Bronner's,

  • 4-in-1 Lavender Organic Sugar Soap.

  • I use this for my body in the shower,

  • sometimes for my face in the shower.

  • I use it for my hands, face, hair,

  • literally pretty much everywhere.

  • Best wholesome, clean ingredients in here, too.

  • All organic, all fair trade, ah I just love,

  • oooh, I love good people.

  • See I take a little bit of this, boop, put it on Stacy,

  • and then I take a men's Gillette razor,

  • 'cause they're always better than women's.

  • Ain't that societal commentary.

  • Some people say it grows back thicker.

  • It doesn't for me, I have really thin hair.

  • I'm only half Hindi,

  • but I think it depends on your hair type.

  • Okay, see you later Stacy.

  • She'll be back in like, two to three business days.

  • Sometimes, if I'm having a break out,

  • which I am a little bit over here,

  • I don't know what that is.

  • I use Blemish Treatment Acne Pads by C'est Moi.

  • These are, say it with me, bomb.

  • They are these nice little pads.