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  • (upbeat music)

  • You put the wine in the coconut and drink it all up

  • You put the wine in the coconut and drink it all up

  • You put the wine in the coconut

  • (books falling)

  • - [Trapp] The sketch shelf!

  • - No, all the sketches and all their pages

  • are all mixed up!

  • - It's gonna take forever to clean this up.

  • - Yeah, but somebody has to do it.

  • - Yes.

  • Somebody.

  • - Yeah, somebody.

  • - You know, Rekha, I have been just, so impressed

  • with your organizational skills.

  • - Oh wow. - I think you would do

  • an amazing job--

  • - Oh my gosh, okay--

  • - Cleaning this up.

  • - First of all, that is so kind, thank you so much.

  • - You're very welcome.

  • - Second of all, I couldn't possibly

  • take this project away from you.

  • You know those sketches

  • inside and out. - No.

  • It is like your baby.

  • - Oh no, it's nothing like a baby.

  • - It'd be like taking your baby away from the hospital

  • before you got a chance to give it a smooch.

  • - This is just, it's piles of paper, it's trash.

  • - No, you know so much about this stuff, it's crazy.

  • - Well, I mean, Rekha-- - Honestly, honestly.

  • - No. - No.

  • - No. - Honestly.

  • - Yes. - It's inspiring.

  • - Oh wow, thank you for everything you've said.

  • - Yes, you're welcome.

  • - I don't deserve to. And, honestly,

  • and onto you as well. - No, I don't deserve it.

  • - And onto you as well.

  • - Okay, I think that maybe you are trying to get out of work

  • by giving me compliments.

  • - No, no, no, no, no, I think you're

  • complimenting me to get out of work.

  • - I just honestly think that you're so great.

  • - Well I think you're great, that's the only reason

  • I'm saying this,

  • I think you're great. - No I think you're great!

  • - I think you're great! - So I think you're great.

  • - I think--

  • - (in unison) You're great!

  • - You know, I'm remembering on your resume you said

  • that you were very detail oriented.

  • - No. - Look at all these details

  • to orient, you're expertly suited for this task.

  • - I actually lied all over my resume,

  • that's the thing. - Everyone does.

  • - I wouldn't even know where to begin

  • with this kind of task,

  • and I don't know intermediate Spanish.

  • There, I said it!

  • - Don't, don't. - I just could never

  • think to live up to you, I mean you are Trapp.

  • - I am dog shit.

  • - No.

  • - I'm made of shit--

  • - No. - A dog squeezed me

  • out of it's anus.

  • - I will not let my friend talk about my friend this way.

  • - You are the future.

  • - Okay, by me being the future that means

  • I'm actually not the present.

  • (while clapping) Which means, I am goat vomit.

  • - Oh, okay, well see the thing is,

  • and I've never told anyone else about this

  • and I'm only telling you because you're so smart,

  • and you're so confident, and you're so great--

  • - Okay. - I can't read.

  • - How did you write all those sketches

  • if you don't know how to read?

  • (low rumbling sound)

  • - I dictated them.

  • - (while clapping) You're so resourceful!

  • - No, I'm a liar-- - Dinga dinga dinga ding--

  • - And a cheater. - Ladies!

  • Last out for-- - No ladies!

  • - A resourceful man! - No, we don't want a cheater.

  • - I wouldn't even know where to begin,

  • you're just so good at it. - You're just forgetting

  • how great you are, you're so great.

  • - No, you're great!

  • - No, you're great! - You're great!

  • - You're great! - No, you're great!

  • - You're great! - No, you're great!

  • - You're great!

  • - What's everyone yelling about?

  • - (in unison) Grant!

  • - Grant! (Rekha laughing)

  • - Has anyone every told you how valuable you are?

  • - Yes, all the time.

  • - The literal definition of efficiency.

  • - That's what they tell me.

  • - (in unison) We need you to clean the sketch shelf.

  • - Just 'cause you're-- - You're so good at it.

  • - So good at it, just so good at it.

  • - We would suck.

  • - You know who I think would be great at this?

  • - Mm?

  • - Katie.

  • - (in unison) Katie!

  • - Sure. - Okay, Katie.

  • - Katie.

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