Ifyourhouseishaunted, makingupmorerationalexplanationsforthatnoiseorthosethingsbeingmovedismuchmorecomfortingthanbelievingthere's a ghostwalkingaboutyourhousetouchingyourstuff, andwatchingyousleep.
We'velivedinourcurrenthouseforabout 11 yearsnowandit's a newbuild, sonoscaryhistory.
Unlesssomenefariousdeedswerecommittedin a formerturnipshed, thenconsiderthis a warning.
If I diemysteriously a turnipdidit.
Thefirstthing I experiencedpersonallywasineasterof 2015 ataround 2 inthemorning.
I wason a breakfromuniandhadjustfinishedupsomeanimationwhen I heardmysisterwalkingaboutinthehall.
I expectedhertogotothebathroom, ordownstairsbeforegoingbacktobed, butinsteadsheseemedtobepacingbackandforthslowly.
Odd.
Thoughnothingtogetexcitedabout.
Thoughanyonewhoknowsmewilltellyou I amsupernoseysoofcourse I wanttoknowwhatshe's doing.
So I sayloudenoughforhertohearbutquietenoughthatitdoesn't wakeanyoneelse.
"Liz, whatareyoudoing?"
"Liz!"
There's noanswer, andoneofmybiggestpetpeeves, which I swearshedoesonpurposeiswhen I talktoheroraskher a questionandshe'llhearme...butthenshewon't reply, and I knowshecanhearme, I'm notbeingthatquietanymore.
"Gobacktobed!"
I canhearherwalktowardsmyroom...andbackagain.
Sobythispoint I'm annoyed.
She's soinconsiderate, she's goingtowakeeveryoneupandwhataboutif I wassleepingorif I wantedtogotosleep.
OhmyGod.
Ifthiswas a horrorfilm I wouldliterallybethefirsttodie.
Thehallisdark, andshe's notthere.
There's nosignsoflight, orlife, anywhere.
Soon a scaleofonetofreakedout, I amat a respectablethree.
Honestlyitdoesn't takemuchbutthisisodd.
I turnonthelightinthehall, checkthebathroomandthestairs, justincaseshe's waitingtojumpoutatmebecauseshedoesthatallthebloodytimeandit's probablywhy I'm sonervous, butshe's notthere.
So I openherdoorasquietlyas I canandHarryblinksatmesleepilyasthoughtosay, "Whatareyoudoing?"
I creepuptothebedandcallhernameexpectinghertolaughforhavingtrickedmebecauseneitherofuscankeep a straightfacein a serioussituationevenifourlivesdependonit.