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  • So our plan for today is just to produce as much sewage as possible,

  • until we eventually get the volcano to erupt. (Oh lord here we go.)

  • And to help us with that cause, we are going to set up some new land -

  • we're going to start populating this half of the city.

  • "RT what do you have against West Virginia" -

  • I don't have anything against West Virginia, but apparently Todd Howard

  • ... like, wants to destroy the place

  • 76 times over.

  • Now, I have to be real careful with this because

  • like, unlike last time where we had, like, a blank canvas

  • we DO actually have a bunch of road here.

  • OKAY HERE WE GO

  • In-game news announcer: "... You should seek shelter immediately if any is available!"

  • ... Oh that was lame.

  • Oh there we go. Perfect.

  • Okay, we've got the crater.

  • Wait, why did we get bankrupt now? Hang on.

  • (Laughing) Why is - *wheeze*

  • everyone dead?

  • We're just gonna reload the save.

  • Are you telling me I can't, like, just rain meteors down on this bit of land?

  • Because they can't go a day without putting the kettle on.

  • Just fill the bathtub for, like, a week!

  • You'll have plenty of water.

  • Look at this SMOOTH circle.

  • (Noice)

  • Yeah, that looks safe.

  • "Use terraforming tools, RT" -

  • Well, we ARE using the terraforming tools!!

  • They're called meteors!

  • There we go.

  • Working police station!

  • And it only covers HALF of Washington Street!

  • Only the best for my citizens.

  • Uh - which is why we're going to cram in some more of them.

  • "Citizens are sick."

  • How are citizens sick?

  • We have one clinic!

  • covering the entire place, like how-

  • Oh my god, yeah okay you can look at the reach.

  • They're all - they're all sick, all over the place.

  • We need, like, a clinic in every one of these craters, are you kidding me?

  • Okay so we need a BUNCH of clinics then

  • but that's gonna cost us so much money.

  • And then apparently crime is high in this pit too!!

  • I'm sorry, too many people are dying.

  • (wonder why)

  • We can't afford those new citizens.

  • (Laughing) I'm sorry!!

  • The plague is still spreading!

  • Oh my god, half of these houses are just abandoned.

  • We're never going to see this volcano erupt because people are just dying of disease. (Maybe because of the "volcano"?)

  • Okay, we're going to reload again.

  • Welcome to Groundhog Day but it's West Virginia.

  • "Poo water" "Water pollution" "There is water pollution" -

  • Where?

  • There's no water pollution.

  • "Move the water tower" - What are you guys talking about?

  • Guys, the pollution is fine, it's contained!

  • See?

  • That's a pollution pit.

  • That's also pollution.

  • Like, those are the areas that are supposed to be polluted, it's FINE!

  • You guys are freaking out about nothing.

  • "Move the pipes and the poop thing" -They don't do anything.

  • Okay, move?

  • (Laughing) You guys keep screaming at me

  • to move those pipes?

  • Oh, I'll move those pipes.

  • Oh, I'll put a pump down there next if you're not careful.

  • I - I - I don't care if these people die.

  • I really don't care.

  • I'll kill - I'd kill them TWICE

  • if I had the opportunity.

  • Like, why can't I put the dump there?

  • What's wrong with it?

  • The dump! No one cares if stuff falls off the mountain.

  • You guys have so much issue with the bins

  • Can I just build a dump over your homes?

  • Okay, you know what imma do?

  • There we go.

  • Build it on the school.

  • They're still complaining about crime.

  • Oh my god, just this crater is never going to be happy.

  • All I wanna do is erupt the poop volcano and kill them.

  • in-game news announcer: "Astrologists report that a devastating meteor -"

  • THAT WASN'T ME

  • Oh my god, it's coming right for us.

  • Oh thank god, it hit the volcano.

  • I'm building outside the crater.

  • I'm doing it just to get high-density, we can destroy all this land afterwards.

  • "I want a garbage collection service."

  • Jeremy, if I find you, you'll be the first to die.

  • Do nothing but complain on Twitter.

  • Jeremy's the kinda guy, whenever there's a disaster in the world,

  • that's using, like, the #PRAY

  • Thoughts and prayers.

  • You need to be an ACTIVIST, Jeremy.

  • You need to achieve actual change in the world

  • (Laughing) ... in our society.

  • Screw this gu-- This is where he lives!

  • Apparently he's working in the Quiet Corner Shop, hang on.

  • This is what happens when you use those hashtags on Twitter.

  • (Laughing) YES!!!

  • Guys, a terrible accident has occurred to Jeremy.

  • If we could all go on social media, just type #PRAYFORJEREMY

  • Yeah, let's build the new shop.

  • That's what Jeremy gets.

  • Okay, we just increased the sheer volume of poop we're now producing.

  • ... We're losing a lot more money.

  • Okay, let's leave our mouse cursor here for a moment and let's just see -

  • how long it takes.

  • Now, there are waves. It's starting to develop, like, a tidal system.

  • I think over time, I think it is gradually rising.

  • It's starting to spend more time, like -

  • above the mouse than below.

  • We're going to add more poop pipes soon, we're just trying to make more money.

  • And to make more money we need to just expand the city.

  • "You're just giving up on building craters - "

  • Well, every time I try to build craters, like

  • the freaking city, just like, plunges into chaos.

  • I would do it, but everyone dies.

  • We need another cemetery, like how many, like, people are going to be dead by the end of this stream?

  • Yeah, these roads are pretty bad.

  • (Laughing) Ohohhh god

  • (Laughing) "End the stream right before the poop reaches the top."

  • That would be so cruel.

  • We ARE almost there.

  • Like, it has risen astronomically since we've installed the new pipes.

  • Here, we'll get the disaster shelters in in advance before the poopcano strikes.

  • I mean, you don't take the poopcano seriously?

  • That's how you're first to die in the poopcano.

  • "Put tsunami buoys in the volcano."

  • You know you've got a sewage problem when you need one of these.

  • "Get more pipes" - At this point, I don't know how much it matters.

  • Okay, alright!

  • We can get a few more.

  • "Will you ever do a real City Skylines?"

  • This was a real City Skylines!!!

  • What are you talking about?!

  • You know, it just incurred a tragic natural disaster.

  • Capital City!

  • "Can set up a harbor."

  • (Laughing) WAIT - Can I...?

  • Nooo I don't think there is -- I was wanting to set up a harbor.

  • (Laughing) I was gonna see if I could set up, like, a port. (Now I'm disappointed :( )

  • I don't know how this eruption's gonna go as well, cause someone just pointed out that, like, the -

  • When this floods it's going to destroy all the homes.

  • So what happens to the poo production?

  • (Country Roads playing softly in the background) It's time for the end.

  • Mount Lama's gonna erupt.

  • Here we go.

  • Someone is building a new home, the ballsy man.

  • (Country Roads hits the chorus)

  • We filled the volcano.

  • People are reporting flooding down below.

  • It's hard to see.

  • There's no flooding down below yet.

  • Let's give it a hand, here

  • NOOOO

  • THE PIPES

  • THE PIPES!

  • WAIT, IT'S ERUPTING! IT'S ERUPTING!!

  • OHOHAHAHOH

  • OHOHOH (RT Dies)

  • Let's get some on the sides.

  • Spill the volcano.

  • Oh my god, we've just punched a hole in the side of it.

  • OHHOH GOD

  • (Country Roads gently playing while panicked news reporter screams)

  • OH YEAH THAT'S DRAINED HER!

  • THAT'S DONE IT