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  • The Loud House randomizer is always unpredictable and

  • filled with tons of surprises.

  • Let's see what the randomizer picks first.

  • So your first step is to sharpen your skills at home.

  • Fresh tuna shrouded in a cold beet sauce,

  • and laid to rest on a bed of pineapple.

  • Great job, Lucy!

  • This is the perfect update to the Aloha Comrade menu.

  • I was just gonna say fish in sauce.

  • Looking for an outfit that will knock them dead?

  • This black sequin gown shimmers with the eyes of 100 vampires

  • on a moonless night.

  • This is perfect! I can't wait to put it on my fashion blog.

  • Done!

  • Nice work. The next step is to get some formal training.

  • OK class, give me your best rhymes for 'rose'.

  • Chose.

  • - Clothes. - Bows.

  • Decompose.

  • Ooh, evocative.

  • The next step is to start putting your work out there.

  • Oh honey, these pillows would be perfect for the nursery.

  • I can't decide. 'Rage against conformity'

  • or 'erase the darkness'.

  • Get 'em both. You might have twins.

  • OK, you're almost ready to read your work in public,

  • But first, you gotta build a thick skin.

  • Melancholy night before a hopeless dawn.

  • The sun is rising soon, but all my joy is gone.

  • Boo!

  • [grumbling]

  • Oh, I don't wanna do this.

  • It's for her own good.

  • I'll show you how it's done.

  • That poem is terrible.

  • I have been more moved by Lynn's farts.

  • Aw, thank you.

  • You smell weird, your hair is wrong,

  • and I would not recommend you to my friends!

  • Mean little blonde, you throw stones and sticks.

  • But what would you know? You're only six.

  • Boo-ya! That's my girl.

  • Go for Operation Cone Zone.

  • Detour? Has that always been here?

  • Yup. It's right here on the race map.

  • Eyes on the road, Lans.

  • Woohoo! Nothing can stop us now!

  • And we're stopping.

  • Come on, Loud Lightning, you've got this.

  • Go for Operation Magna-Boost.

  • Yeah! I knew my baby could do it.

  • Shh!

  • [gasping]

  • Yeah...

  • Whoa!

  • I'm OK.

  • Go for Operation Pig Parade.

  • Showtime, y'all.

  • Wee!

  • We're so close to the other cars, I can smell them!

  • Wait, that's no exhaust. That smells like...

  • Mud! Sweet, sweet mud!

  • Not now, Lana. This is our chance.

  • Gun it for that ramp!

  • Right, right.

  • Woohoo! Yeah!

  • Tie the knot and cast away.

  • The wind's at your back, so don't delay.

  • Yes! I love sailing.

  • Totally, I mean you know, who doesn't?

  • [moaning]

  • Here, here, let me help you.

  • All we gotta do is make it across the pond.

  • Luna, hoist the main sail.

  • Um... yeah, the main sail...

  • Right by the boom.

  • - That pole. - Right, the pole.

  • Whoa, whoa!

  • [screaming]

  • Thanks for coming. My sisters were too busy to help.

  • You guys will get to share in profits.

  • Plus, you get all the leftover cookies you can eat.

  • - Mm! - Sounds great!

  • I don't know, man. A hairnet?

  • These locks can't be tamed.

  • - Huh? - Just put it on, Rust.

  • Hm... Ya! Ya!

  • Whoa, easy tiger.

  • That rolling pin is vintage.

  • Oh, sorry. I'll be more gentle.

  • Still a little rough there.

  • I'm barely pressing it.

  • Here, why don't I just do it.

  • Well, the label looks great, but are these bite marks?

  • Wait, all the cookies have them. Zack, what the heck?

  • What? Doing quality control.

  • Bad news, bud. We're out of butter.

  • Dang it. I already used up my allowance on the first round of ingredients.

  • And I used up mine on that vintage rolling pin.

  • Aw, don't worry fellers, I'm on it.

  • Now which one of you's got a gentle touch?

  • [mooing]

  • Hey guys, come look at the conveyer belt I rigged up.

  • I think it'll help make things go a lot faster.

  • I made it out of a treadmill your parents were getting rid of.

  • See, we can do an assembly line and--

  • [ringing]

  • Anabelle!

  • [screaming]

  • The cookies!

  • Whoa, hey!

The Loud House randomizer is always unpredictable and

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