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  • Hi, everybody. We're the Simpsons.

  • -We have a special message... -[Homer grunting]

  • ...for the Class of 2020.

  • [Homer] Where's the damn neck-hole?

  • Um, the one thing this difficult period

  • has taught all of us

  • is how to celebrate ourselves as a family.

  • -[cloth tearing] -[Homer continues grunting]

  • Uh... Mom?

  • I can't cook anymore. I can't cook anymore.

  • Bart, what do you have to say to the Class of 2020?

  • [Marge] I don't know what to do.

  • [Homer] Oh, the zipper broke.

  • -[Marge] I can't cook anymore. -I guess it's up to me.

  • Do you want eggs?

  • Well, the job is to be inspirational.

  • And there are plenty of good things.

  • The air is cleaner than ever.

  • And drinking at home at 10:00 in the morning

  • is not only acceptable, it's called "coping."

  • -And not having friends over is seen as a healthy choice... -[bottle smashes]

  • ...instead of basic unpopularity.

  • And, as graduates, you have a world of possibilities.

  • You can go from living in your parents' basement

  • to working from your parents' basement.

  • [gasps] And another good thing,

  • people are eating less meat.

  • And animal shelters have found homes for all their pets.

  • Which is not connected to the lack of meat. I'm pretty sure.

  • So, in conclusion, I'd just like to say,

  • Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!

  • It's not New York, and we're not live.

  • Well, it's fun to say.

  • But our message to you in these times,

  • love your neighbor.

  • Even if it's Flanders.

Hi, everybody. We're the Simpsons.

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