Name: Jim Jefferies Is a Fail to His Son and a Bad Immigrant to America
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T09:30:25.000Z
Duration: 5 min 26 s
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Gerund

And thank you for playing that game right there.

Past simple

-The most scary bit about that game was I know I can't spell.

And I was like, "Oh, hopefully it's not a big ingredient."

And I turned to you, "How do I spell chocolate?"

And then you went, "It's got another 'O.'"

I know you have a son. Does your son watch our program?

-He doesn't watch my program. -No, yeah, yeah.

I do horrible stand-up comedy with lots of swear words.

My son's favorite bit of entertainment is fails.

I don't know if you're familiar. It's like "Jackass,"

but just people on the Internet are doing it.

Just people getting hit in the nuts and people falling.

And my son think that's great entertainment, right?

-That's his favorite. -Yeah, it's his favorite thing.

I met Steve-O once. And he's like, "Wow, Dad.

You're really hanging in some big circles there."

-Steve-O, yeah. -Steve-O. He's like, "Wow.

In the morning, he just goes downstairs, watches that.

I get ready while he's getting ready for school,

And, you know, in 2006, I was punched in the head on stage.

and punched me in the head for something I said.

And that's too long a story to tell right now.

-Oh, my goodness. -My son was watching fails.

And he's pointing at me in the shower going,

but you're not going to be much better, you know?"

-See, my son, I'm not with his mother anymore.

And I have a girlfriend now. And she has a boyfriend now.

And everyone gets along. We holiday together and everything.

But, like, her boyfriend is an ex-soccer player

He played for the Ivory Coast alongside Drogba,

And I'm not very good at anything but stand-up comedy.

Anything -- Anything that involves holding something.

-And so now my son is still at that weird age

And he's just slowly figuring out that I'm useless, right?

He's like, "Hey, Dad. How do I throw a ball?"

And I'm like -- So, the boyfriend's name is George.

"Go see George about that. George will have..."

So I've delegated all sporting activities off to the other guy.

for hugs and kisses and cuddles and all that.

But she cannot discipline. Not at all. Not one little bit.

My girlfriend's British. She's like Mary Poppins.

She's like, "Spit, spot. Eat your vegetables. Go upstairs."

So me and the ex, we just sit back drinking margaritas going,

-The delegator. Absolutely. But how about with your parents?

My mother actually passed away a couple of months ago.

You know, these things happen. But my mom passed away.

My whole life, my mother just yelled at my dad.

You don't know what you're talking about."

And my dad would go, "I think there's..."

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Jim Jefferies Is a Fail to His Son and a Bad Immigrant to America

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