Name: Storytime with Tiffany Haddish: Holidays
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T09:02:59.000Z
Duration: 5 min 5 s
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-Tiffany, here's how we're going to do this.

To-infinitive

We're each going to take a turn telling a story

So, since you're my guest, I'm going to give you

I'm gonna let y'all look at me from the back.

I'm trying to think. Okay, story about the holidays.

I grew up in Upstate New York -- Saugerties, New York.

and I'd go visit my parents all the time.

And when I went, I'd just like to stay home.

I didn't really like -- My mom was always like,

Let's go to a restaurant. Let's go out for dinner."

I go, "I don't want to go out for dinner,

because I was on "Saturday Night Live" or whatever.

And I go, "If we do go out, just don't make a big deal.

I don't want to draw attention or do anything special.

I just want to go out and just have a fun thing."

Like, "I'm not going to embarrass you. What?"

I go, "Already, you already have kind of an attitude."

And we're out to -- We go to this restaurant and we sit down.

And she goes, "I'm not sure if I really like this table."

And we're sitting here. This is where we're sitting.

So, we're sitting there, and she goes, "Okay, whatever."

And the waiter -- The server comes over later

and brings my dish, my dad's dish, but not my mom's dish.

And so she's like, "Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, my God.

Okay, fine." And I go, "It's no big deal.

Don't make a big thing." And, you know, whatever.

She goes, "I'm not going to eat the dinner."

I go, "Just eat it. It's going to be fine.

Please. Look, here it comes." So, it comes out.

I go, "Mom, just please. Just do it. Just take a bite."

So, anyways, she takes a bite. So, we're sitting there.

I go, "Oh, no, no. Are you -- are you choking?"

My dad puts his finger in my mom's mouth.

And he's trying to pull the lamb out of her mouth.

the other end of the restaurant runs over.

She goes, "I'm a nurse" and starts knocking tables over

And her sounds -- My mom never made these sounds.

And then this lamb ball comes flying out of her mouth.

And she sits down and she's, like, crying.

-So, my holiday story is a little different.

Like, we didn't really celebrate Christmas.

And my stepdad -- I guess he decided that

So, we all went to bed, and the next day, we wake up.

And I rode my bike all the way to the liquor store,

'cause I wanted some pickles and Kool-Aid.

And, I mean, you ain't lived till you got --

you got a pickle and then you dip it in the Kool-aid

Oh, that's the ghetto delight. And it's a delicatessen.

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Storytime with Tiffany Haddish: Holidays

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