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  • -I miss you. I wish you were here every week.

  • -I know, I wish I was here all the time.

  • -Thank you for coming. Where have you --

  • You've been all over the world.

  • -Where did you fly in from? -L.A.

  • -You flew from Los Angeles. -It was the craziest trip,

  • because two flights -- these two flights had been mixed up

  • and they hadn't been flying out. And I was in the lounge,

  • and we had found other transportation

  • to get to, you know, New York.

  • And I overheard this young girl, and she was talking about

  • how she was gonna miss her graduation.

  • -Oh, really? -So I went up to her,

  • and I was like, "Do you want to travel with me?"

  • [ Audience awws ] And she was like, "Sure."

  • I was like, "Okay, come with me."

  • -No way. -So we traveled together,

  • and she's here in the audience tonight.

  • -No, you brought her here? -Yes!

  • -Where? Where? [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -[ Chuckles ] She's here.

  • -Hey, what is her name? -Marissa. Marissa.

  • -Marissa? -Yes.

  • -Marissa, did you make -- Oh, hi, Marissa.

  • Yeah, there you go. -Yes, she graduated.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah!

  • -What school did you go to? -Columbia, right?

  • -Columbia University. -I know Columbia University.

  • Yeah, not bad. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Yes. -I'm so glad.

  • -Yes, I know. -What a great story.

  • -Oh, what a great story. -It is.

  • -I was like, "Thanks." -That's so nice of you. Cool.

  • But her parents, I'm sure they were like,

  • "Why did you go and travel with strangers?"

  • -No, but she said she was gonna miss it,

  • and she didn't. That's the best.

  • -She didn't miss it. there you go.

  • -Good for you, pal. -Thank you.

  • -I know that you were also in Australia,

  • because you saw our pal Robert Irwin

  • when you were down there. -Oh, isn't he the best?

  • -Oh, my gosh. -They are both.

  • -Robert and Bindi Irwin right there.

  • And I know, we love those guys. -Oh!

  • -What did you do when you were there?

  • -Oh, man. -Oh, I saw so many things.

  • He was like, "Mate, mate, you got to hold a snake."

  • I was like, "Oh, sure."

  • And he's like, "Mate, it's got to happen.

  • Put it 'round your neck." [ Laughter ]

  • And I was like, "okay." -"It's got to happen.

  • Put it 'round your neck." -He's like, "Mate, I've got to

  • come to States to go and see 'Godzilla vs. King Kong.'"

  • [ Laughter ] I'm like, "Okay, sure."

  • -"All right, mate." -Yeah.

  • -I love that he calls you "mate."

  • -"Oh, mate." -"Hey, mate."

  • He brought a -- He brought -- I mean, he brings

  • the craziest stuff on our show. -Oh, yeah.

  • -And always -- -I watch every segment.

  • He Facetime'd me when he was here.

  • He was like, "Millie, mate, there's an animal

  • named after you." [ Laughter ]

  • -He named an animal after you? -Millie Bobby Brown.

  • -This is Millie millipede, Millie Bobby Brown.

  • And it was so... [ Laughter ]

  • Oh, no, it was frightening. I can't even talk about it.

  • -And he looks at it and he goes, "Isn't it so adorable?"

  • [ Light laughter ] I'm like...

  • -No. -No.

  • -Not at all. -It's not --

  • -It's frightening, Robert. -It's quite scary.

  • -Frightening. -Yes.

  • -But he's such a good guy. -Oh, he's the best.

  • -He loves animals. -Yeah.

  • -You love animals? -I love animals.

  • -Yeah. Do you own any pets? -Well, the last time

  • I spoke to Robert on Facetime was in a bit of a --

  • I was like, "Should I get tortoises?

  • Should I not get tortoises?"

  • I finally went to a pet shop, and they had two,

  • when my parents only allowed me for one.

  • And they were husband and wife. How could you, you know?

  • [ Laughter ] So I went overboard,

  • and I called them "Bec-cah" and "Dah-vid."

  • Which basically are Becky and David.

  • But you know Jon Snow from "Game of Thrones?"

  • He has that Northern English accent.

  • He's like "Jon Snuh." [ Laughter ]

  • -"Jon Snuh." -"Jon Snuh."

  • So you got to say "Dah-vid and Bec-cah."

  • [ Laughter ] With your tongue out.

  • Oh, so David -- -"Dah-vid."

  • -"Dah-vid." -"Dah-vid and Bec-cah."

  • -Oh, yeah. And that's how I only name --

  • I will be like, "Oh, good morning, Dah-vid."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -But, dude, you love them so much.

  • -Oh, I'm the mother of tortoises now, like I can't --

  • [ Laughter ] I cannot stop.

  • [ Applause ] -Like, Daenerys is -- Yeah.

  • -The Mother of Dragons, Mother of Tortoises.

  • "Jon Snuh." -You Facetime'd your tortoise.

  • -Oh, yes. -This is today or yesterday?

  • -So, I'm on a press tour right now,

  • and every day, I'm Facetime-ing them.

  • Look at my -- I can't -- I was in bed.

  • I couldn't stop laughing. [ Laughter ]

  • So "Bec-cah" ate strawberries. And it was the cutest thing,

  • because she only -- because she gets, like --

  • you know, it's her treat once in a while,

  • and she was like... -She went for it.

  • -She went for it. My brother was like, "Oh,

  • do you want to see David." I was like, "Oh!

  • Does Eleven have super powers?" [ Laughter ]

  • You know? I was like, "Are you joking me?"

  • I'm the mother to them. -Yes.

  • -They also, like, love me. -Do they recognize you?

  • -No, they do. They, like, turn their heads

  • and they're like, "Not her again."

  • [ Laughter ] And I'm like [Baby-talking].

  • -Oh, how fun. -Oh, yeah.

-I miss you. I wish you were here every week.

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