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  • I hope you had a good Halloween.

  • And if you feel like it didn't happen, believe me, it did.

  • It happened.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Don't think it hasn't.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • And you can't wear your costumes all year.

  • I mean, you could, but you'd look weird.

  • So I have some products in the Ellen Shop

  • that you can wear anytime.

  • First, we have this really cool-- this is a tie

  • dyed hoodie.

  • It's very soft, by the way.

  • Very comfy.

  • It's great if you're a deadhead or if you spill a lot of stuff.

  • And then we have this backpack right here.

  • This is very similar to the one I wore all three

  • weeks when I was in college.

  • And then we also have this journal.

  • And it says be kind to one another on the front.

  • And this is actually-- this is a journal I took from-- this is

  • Andy's journal that I borrowed.

  • Let's see what he wrote in here.

  • Dear diary, I have some exciting news to share with you.

  • Today, I became a man.

  • Uh oh.

  • No.

  • It's personal.

  • OK.

  • Here's another one.

  • Dear diary, my mistake.

  • Actually, today, I became a man.

  • Oh.

  • OK.

  • I'll try this one.

  • Dear diary, I'm very sad.

  • I measured it again today.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That's personal.

  • I can't.

  • We also sell rulers in the Ellen Shop if you want to--

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • You can get those items in the Ellen Shop or online.

I hope you had a good Halloween.

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