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  • It's a new year.

  • And a lot of people are--

  • you know, do you have a calendar at home?

  • Do you buy calendars?

  • I do buy calendars.

  • I do.

  • Yeah?

  • What kind of calendar do you have at home?

  • I kind of get, like, the regular, just like regular--

  • Like, what are the pictures of?

  • Sometimes like inspirational quotes.

  • And then I got a comic book one as well.

  • OK.

  • So that one's cool.

  • So you have a calendar for every room.

  • You're rich.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Oh, is that--

  • Wow.

  • OK.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Whoa.

  • I got my hands on some that--

  • because they always make really interesting ones.

  • This one is Cats On Catnip, which, you know--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Here's a cat all strung out.

  • Look at that.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Poor little kitties.

  • Look at that cat.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Uh-oh, that cat's had it.

  • Oh, man.

  • Sad.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • They do these every single year.

  • It seems like they're popular.

  • This is Nuns Having Fun.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Look, look at the fun.

  • Look at the fun that they're having, baking bread and all.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Here they are splashing their feet in a fountain.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Ah, the nuns.

  • Here they are broken down on the side of the road.

  • Who hasn't been stuck on the side of the road and thought,

  • I'm having a blast?

  • I want to be a nun.

  • All right.

  • Here's another one.

  • This is Nice Jewish Guys.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Yup, 12 months of Seth Rogen right there.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • These are good.

  • Oh, this is one we came up with, Naughty Jewish Guys.

  • There's Andy.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Is that thing kosher?

  • But the good one-- this has a centerfold.

  • And look it.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • That's Andy's banana right there.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Why do I have to hold it right here?

  • Why?

  • I didn't realize that when I hand.

  • Put that away.

  • I don't want to touch your banana.

  • If you see a calendar you think I should see,

  • keep it to yourself.

  • I'm good.

It's a new year.

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