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  • Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

  • Eat medicines that’s out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait

  • ♫♪ Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ♪♫

  • Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work

  • Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

  • ♫♪ Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ♪♫

  • Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride

  • Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

  • ♫♪ Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ♪♫

  • Keep a rattlesnake as pet Sell both the kidneys on the internet

  • Eat a tube of superglue “I wonder what’s this red button do?”

  • ♫♪ Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ♪♫

  • Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

  • Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

  • Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but theyre quite possibly

  • Dumbest ways to die ie Dumbest ways to die

  • Dumbest ways to die So many dumb

  • So many dumb ways to die

  • Be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

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