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Jo Jo's bizarre adventure is nothing if not, well, bizarre.
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I mean, it's a Siri's that has vampires scented gun and spirit people that pop out of other people.
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But it's when the series was put into the hands of clamp on all female manga house.
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Had this adventure got even more bizarre.
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I'm just on the Internet.
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I do all the research.
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Nobody else wants to go straight from the desk of battle.
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First up, they decided to start things off with an issue aptly titled Jo Jo's Bazaar.
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Married Life.
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It takes place right after the Stardust Crusader arc where Jo, Jo and friends take down.
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There are Jenna Me Dio.
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However, Clamp made a few changes.
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E.
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G.
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Abdel and most importantly, Cock Ewing are all still alive.
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Sorry, spoilers.
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They die in season three.
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If you didn't know.
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Oh, no.
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And for some reason, upon returning home from his trip around the world, Joe Torre whisks Cock Ewing straight to his house, and I should you not forces him to sign marriage papers, which seems illegal to me.
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But you know it's Jo Jo.
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Anyway, Cock Ewing is immediately declared the wife and get straight into the kitchen to cook everyone up some food.
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How charmingly not 2018 of him.
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But you all are here for the sad perpetuation of gender stereotypes.
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You're here for that nest in nasty welcome nighttime Joe Tro scuttles CAC Ewing away to the bedroom.
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This simple act, for whatever reason, seems to completely confuse a group of fully grown adults like what else are two people doing in bed together the night of their marriage?
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Well, thes clueless Boone's decided their right to take a peek.
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So Old Man Joseph uses a TV and his Purple Hermits stand to take a glimpse into their bedroom to see exactly what's going on.
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Now, mind you, we, as the reader, don't get to see.
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But I think I have a pretty good idea of what's going on pretty much like that.
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Anyway, the manga ends with Jo Jo physically scolding all these peeping toms.
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Well, if you think forced marriage between two high school students is odd, it's got nothing on the second issue.
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So for some reason, this little fan comic eventually got a second issue because we clearly need to explore this further right out of the gate.
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were greeted with a frightened cock.
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Ewing was just woken up to discover a giant egg in his bed and new not like an ostrich egg or anything.
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This bad boy is a genuine a human egg.
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How the hell did it get there?
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Well, none of the cast has a single clue.
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I, on the other hand, have a pretty specific theory on just how this happened anyway, pretty much immediately after the egg has found it.
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Hatches giving way to a brand new bouncing baby boy bearing the Jo Jo family birthmark, which confirms its joke.
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Rose child.
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So remember, kids, if you're a pair of married high school boys and are looking to avoid an unwanted pregnancy, make sure to avoid well, I don't know exactly how to human male mammals lay an egg, but it probably has something to do with science aside, This little egg baby named Jota does not give a shit about science first orders.
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At just a week old, he cannot only strike a pose alongside his dad, but apparently he's also able to start kindergarten at a week old.
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Oh, and did I mention he can draw better than I'll ever be able Teoh at a week old.
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You think Joe Joe would be thrilled, Right?
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Wrong.
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This guy tries to hit his one week old baby just because the picture might have had a few bad comments about Joe on it.
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Top it all off.
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This talented, stylish little bastard also has a stand.
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It's a blend of Joe TRO star platinum and Khaki Wayne's higher if in green Joe Joe decides to name it after his dish soap because he's a shitty dad.
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So, yeah, meet Charmy green.
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It wasn't stupid enough.
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Somehow the little brat is then shown to be in high school by the age of 10.
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And then, well, the comic just kind of ends.
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So yeah, that's the story of how Jo Jo forced his high school friend into marriage and then, after a night of made a human egg baby prodigy.
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Fun fact.