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  • This episode of Death Battle is brought to you by Gamefly.

  • They're two of the most iconic swordsmen in videogame history....

  • known for taking on things way out of their league.

  • Link, the champion of Hyrule.

  • And Cloud Strife, guardian of the Lifestream.

  • And orphans.

  • Since both combatants use such vast player-customizable arsenals...

  • in this scenario they will wield what they are most comfortable taking into battle.

  • This the weapons they choose to take into their fighting games.

  • However since standard skills, weapons, traits and armor aren't specified in Dissidia and Smash...

  • we're taking those from their whole story.

  • And remember, in Death Battle there is no outside help allowed.

  • "Ooh, but Boomstick, they have summons, and they're cool, and fairies, and..." Shut up!

  • It's our show, and this is the way we're doing!

  • I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick...

  • and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win...

  • A Death Battle.

  • Link is the legendary multi-incarnate hero of the Hyrule Kingdom.

  • Humble and brave, he's battled the forces evil for over ten generations.

  • Each fairy hero is Link... Ha ha! To each other.

  • No, Boomstick, he's no a fairy.

  • Pointy ears, tights, magic, and look at that hair!

  • Fairy.

  • Every incarnation of Link bears the spirit if the Hero...

  • bestowing the unbreakable will and combat prowess of each previous owner.

  • Since he's got over ten Links of learning to work with, he's an expert with tons of weapons and magic.

  • Especially his iconic Master Sword.

  • This double-edged blade was forged by the goddess Hylia, to slay powerful demons.

  • It repels evil, and deflects light-based magic.

  • And when Link is in top shape, he can shoot beam things out of it!

  • Why this changes when he takes a hit, I don't understand, but hey, lasers!

  • When low on energy, the Master Sword can still launch the Skyward Strike, by calling upon power from above.

  • In addition, it utilizes three magical medallions.

  • However, the Master Sword is far from Link's only weapon.

  • He's got some deep pockets.

  • He somehow carries around a boomerang and tons of bombs...

  • along with a hookshot, which launches ziplines his way around and bring things to him.

  • Man, that really would've help to get that last beer all those times on the couch.

  • Probably I'd still be married.

  • Doubt it. Links is an excellent archer, and uses the Hero's Bow in conjunction with several different arrow types.

  • However, much of Link's arsenal is more suited to exploration than combat.

  • Which is why he hides behind several layers of defence.

  • Like the Red Ring, which reduces injury by 75%.

  • The Golden Gauntlets brace his arms against intense pressure, though do not increase striking power.

  • He also carries three different pairs of boots.

  • Three, huh? Told you he is a fairy.

  • The Iron Boots weight 130 pounds, the Hover Boots float in midair...

  • and the Pegasus Boots with attached Roc's feather increase Link's speed and agility to superhuman levels.

  • But his best defense is the Hylian Shield.

  • Originally crafted by the Thunder Dragon Lanayru, the Hylian Shield is completely indestructible.

  • Link also has a little help from the goddesses, via the Triforce of Courage.

  • This tiny golden triangle embodies his ability to beat overwhelming odds.

  • He is a puzzle solver, analyzing and exploiting his opponent's weaknesses...

  • even with there's one only possible means of winning.

  • But while Link has the necessary tools to take on any opponent...

  • his over-reliance on inventory over pure skill leaves him vulnerable.

  • Still, anyone who can fight a guy three times his size, while wielding a sword twice as large as he is...

  • is a badass in my book.

  • With so many weapons and skills, there are few could stand a chance against the Hero of Hyrule.

  • Plus, if he dies, we can always just clap and bring him back to life...

  • He's not a fairy!

  • Cloud Strife, guardian of the Lifestream, is no ordinary swordsman.

  • There's no way around it. He's a fucking super soldier. But damn, he's on desperate need for a haircut!

  • Impulsive and moody, Cloud strove to join the SOLDIERS of the Shinra organization.

  • Instead he was forcefully exposed to Mako poisoning...

  • a raw energy drained from the planet itself.

  • And somehow it gave him all the memories of his dead buddy Zack....

  • including his first class SOLDIER training. Thanks, strangely convenient planet poison!

  • That's not all Cloud inherited from his friend. His main weapon is Zack's Buster Sword...

  • a colossal single-edged blade.

  • With his strength, Cloud can swing this much faster than any normal human.

  • Holy shit, look at that! That's a man sword right there!

  • The Buster Sword contains two slots for Materia, condensed Mako that grants magical abilities.

  • However, since their creation damages the planet, Cloud has limited his Materia use.

  • He typically carres the Firaga materia, which shoots fire at things.

  • And in the last slot, we're giving Cloud his most iconic Materia, Thundaga.

  • This Materia can shoot electricity and summon lightning bolts.

  • Cloud has an encyclopedia's worth of anger issues, which actually works to his advantage.

  • He can channel his rage into extremely powerful Limit Break attacks.

  • These emo-charged Limit Breaks range from paralyzing foes with cross slash...

  • to launching meteors from his sword.

  • But his deadliest is the Omnislash, a move so fast and powerful it practically guarantees victory.

  • As he doesn't carry any other Materia, Cloud obviously wears Ziedrich armor...

  • While this magical band has 0 Materia slots, it grants the wearer an extraordinary amount of defense...

  • and halves damage received from elemental, magical and physical effects.

  • Also, Cloud wears a ribbon, which makes him immune to all status effects, like burns and stuns.

  • Well, I guess that makes it worth wearing a freaking chick accesory!

  • Cloud is rash and agresive, but not the brightest fighter.

  • He often relies on overpowering opponents through sheer ferocity and brute strength.

  • Like a badass, you don't need to think too hard when you're strong enough to cut through freaking skyscrapers...

  • Cloud's singlehandely taken down quite a few powerhouses...

  • like that giant Bahamut SIN, and planet-busting Sephiroth.

  • He's even been completely impaled and shrugged it out like it was nothing!

  • Multiple times! I mean, look at that shit!

  • It's impossible to deny Cloud's superhuman abilities makes him one of the deadliest swordsmen...

  • in videogame history.

  • Even if he looks like a girl.

  • Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

  • But first, I command you to obey the following message!

  • Hey Boomstick, to you like videogames?

  • Yeah, but they're so expensive! I just wish there was some sort of magical Internet service...

  • so I could play them without having to buy them all!

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  • I told you consoles were better!

  • Wrong! Gamefly members can play hundreds of PC games for free with unlimited PC play.

  • What?! No way!

  • Yes way! Don't believe it? Try it yourself for free at www.gamefly.com/deathbattle

  • Well, I would be stupid not to do that right after this Death Battle!

  • (Rock music)

  • Fight!

  • (Metal ringing)

  • Heh!

  • Heeyah!

  • (Magic dispersing)

  • Huurgh!

  • Uah!

  • (Swords clashing)

  • (Slashing)

  • Tei!

  • (Magic hissing)

  • (Electricity crackling) (Sword clanging)

  • YAH!

  • Huh!

  • (Loud footsteps)

  • (Cloud shouting)

  • (Electricity crackling)

  • Teyah!

  • Uh!

  • (Dramatic music) (Bowstring stretching)

  • (Repetitive clanging)

  • (Ice forming)

  • (Glimmering)

  • (Ice shatters) (Clang!)

  • Heyah!

  • (Beating)

  • (Sword spinning through air)

  • (Plink!)

  • (Sword scrapes across floor)

  • (Hammering)

  • Uh! (Heroic music)

  • (Clawshot whirring)

  • Eyah!

  • (Flipping through air)

  • (Explosions)

  • (Boots slipping on floor)

  • (Friction squeal)

  • Yah! (Clang!)

  • Stars! Rain down!

  • (Crashing)

  • This ends here!

  • (Yelling) (Reticle bleeping) (Shield clanging)

  • UuuuuAAAAH!

  • (Weak grunt) (Crash!)

  • (Climactic music) Iyah!

  • (Explosions) EeeeeeeeEEEEh!

  • (Music stopping)

  • (Slam!)

  • K.O.!

  • Wow! Shack one up for the fairy guy. That was awesome!

  • In what might be the closest duel in Death Battle history...

  • Link's combination of arsenal and strategy were just enough to defeat Cloud's brute force.

  • Not to mention his items helped him match Cloud's superhuman abilities.

  • Cloud may be powerful, but Link's Golden Gauntlets were stronger.

  • In Ocarina of Time, Link used them to lift and thow an enormous column of granite.

  • As granite weights 166 pounds per square foot, this means Link can withstand...

  • over a thousand tons of pressure, surviving any of Cloud's assaults.

  • Cloud should've had his mind on more than just the Master Sword.

  • The winner is Link.

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  • I'm doing it, for science!

  • Thanks for being a test subject, Boomstick.

  • I did science! I'm better than you!

  • Next time on Death Battle.

This episode of Death Battle is brought to you by Gamefly.

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