PEWWWWWWWWWWWDIEPIE

*awkward laugh*

that was perfect.

??: No, it wasn't!

P: And I am here with, Anime man.

Anime Man: Yep, that's my name *wheeze*

P: And now we're gonna watch some

Anime (WOOOWWW (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧)

A: Are we?

P: No...

A: Oh *disappointed laughter*

P: Damn dog. Have you done this?

A: No.

P: So you don't know what this is?

A: No, but I can kinda guess from what--

Pewds: shjdjdhufhwuej

It's a competition.

A: Okay, I'm sorry.

P: Okay, whoever wins is The King of Anime.

A & P: *laughter*

It seems fair.

A: Yeah, that's-that makes sense

*more laughter*

P: Okay. So the point of this game... uh, is that...

It will show a random picture from WikiHow, right?

A: Right, yeah.

P: You know WikiHow-- yeah, they always have those strange out of context--

A: Like that?

P: Yeah. A: (laughs)

P: A lot of that, like that, and we have to guess

Which one it's for, and we'll keep (clap) score and the one (clap) that wins (clap) is The King (clap) of Anime ヽ(^◇^*)/

A: Okay. *laughs*

Because we all know, The King of Anime can find every wikiHow article that exists on the internet.

P: It seems fair.

A: Yeah.

P: And the loser is The King of Hentai. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) A: I think I'd rather be a *unintelligible*

P & A: *laughter*

P: Moving on!

Alright, how to..?

A: Okay. So that's...

Shaggy and a cat with a mustache.

P: That is Shaggy, actually

A: That's Shaggy!

P: *laughs*

A: It's like a cleanly shaved Shaggy!

Oh wait, or is that a clue?

P: What do you mean?

A: No, cause... Shaggy-- he looks like a druggo

Oh, well not in this picture .

P: Don't diss my boy Shaggy.

A: I'm not dissing my boy shaggy (SG: He is. Get him, Pewds)

P: We have some options that--

A: *laughs*

P: I feel like I should tell you-- we have some options.

*Pewds reads*

A: Mhmm

P: What does that mean? A: It means how to...

P: BUT, HOW DOES THAT RELATE?

- It's basically how to satisfy yourself--

P: --with a cat

A: --With a cat with a moustache

I mean, I'd be very invested in that, to be fair.

P: Alright, this is why you're the Hentai King

A: *snorts* P: *laughs*

A: Already!

P: *reads* A: Don't be PewDiePie (so sad)

*angery music*

P: *goes through all 5 stages of grief*

P: *laughs*

Why would you say that?

I though we were having a good time!

A: Yeah, we are! I'm just being real with you.

How to respond to sarcasm, clearly I need to learn that one.

A & P: *laugh*

P: *reads*

A: *rereads* like..?

FTB? For The Boys?

P: what? A: That's the thing we used to say in Australia

P: Oh okay A: For The Boys.

P: Well, we're not in Australia now. A: Tits out for the boys.

P: (looks genuinely disgusted) EW!

A: Okay. Well, clearly, it's not how to respond to.... Okay, uh actually could be *laughs*

P: I have my guess

A: Really? P: yeah

A: I have no fucking idea

What--? How does Shaggy have to do with any of this?

P: I don't think it's shaggy *laughs*

A: That is shaggy. I'm sticking with Shaggy.

P: okay

A: Uh, I'm gonna say--

P: Okay, well you have to say it.

A: Okay, I think it's how to respond the sarcasm. P: Okay, good. Because, I think it's how to be interesting

A: really?

P: Yeah,something you don't know anything about. I said the joke first, go.

P: YEAHHHHH A: NOOOOOO

A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

P: This is born by the uninteresting-ness. Just take it, you lost.

A: Oh my god

P: You suck

P: (chants and claps) King of Anime King of Anime

A: (joins in, offbeat)

A: Well, that's alright 'cause I'd rather be The King of Hentai

P: *akward silence*

A: But, I'll do my best *laughs*

P: Yeah you better

A: *laughs* I'm not gonna purposely lose.

P: Another one

P: Oh God! What the... *laughs*

A: Oh, how to--

P: *more laughter*

A: How to be a good artist..?

P: I don't think so

A: That-what is happening? How to make your own death mask?

A: How to..? (confused)

A: How to-- P: *interrupts*

A: How to escape your own body? P: exactly

P: *reads*

A: alright.

P: that was kind of what you were saying. A: H- kinda *laughs*

A: *reads*

P: How to have fun without Friends?

P: *inhales deeply* Is it working?

A: you can't-- *laughs*

A: *reads*

P: (sarcastically) That's the one! (x2)

A: 'Cause, when you get that RIGHT TEXT you just escape from your body.

P: That relatable moment when you just get the best text. (RELATABLE)

A: That HEYYYY with four y's, was just *motions* a--

out-of-body experience

Both: *groan*

A: What does how to channel, mean? How to channel what?

P: Like, chi? (confused)

A: Just doing the opposite of that, right now.

A: *reads* That could f---ing apply to anything

P: Well, that's the point of the game.

A: Okay.

P: I'm picking how to channel A: I'm gonna say how to channel, as well

*gasp*

Both: WHAT?!?

P: How to-- Oh, how to channel

No, correct answer is how to have fun without friends... P: What?

P: WHAT???

何 the fuck? (LOL)

- Wait, is the face the friend, that doesn't exist?

P: Just make a friend out of yourself *laughs*

A: Is this like a really odd way of saying,

"Just look in the mirror!"

P: Did anyone guess that right?

A: No, well... clearly, if they did they clearly have fun without fri-- *laughs*

P: Yeah, well done to you.

A: Yeah, well done.

P: Alright, next one.

P: OH!

P: *yells again* A: How to..?

P: Get demonetized.

A: Yeah, how to get a colonoscopy *snickers*

P: How to seduce? (try again, Pewds) A: *reads*

P: Why would you make that? A: Is the smell coming from the butthole?

A: Is that why she's like *(╯ಊ╰)*

A: *reads second option*

A: Well... clearly, she's doing it wrong; in that case.

P: No, that one's right. You lay down on the carpet, floor, thing, bed.

A: Spread your butt cheek.

P: *reads third option, correctly* A: *reads fourth option*

P: That one! A: That face! (x3)

A: That makes sense.

P: I'm picking that one!

A: That face will definitely do it. P: *laughs*

A: I think it's the cervx-- cervix-- the thing I can't pronounce. Cervix--

P: I don't know how to pronounce it either. Okay--

A: *still trying to sound it out*

P: You go with that one

A: Yeah... P: I think I'll go with...

P: It can't be how to perform a lap dance.

A: If it is... I'm reading this article. (ew.)

P: Well it has to be this one.