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  • Hey.

  • Hey, hey, hey, hey.

  • Where's the anime avatars?

  • "Uh.. I does she count as anime?"

  • Quick. Quick where's the ani- anime?

  • "Oh my god no nO."

  • "Just give me a second mate."

  • I need the anime avatars.

  • "You need to move o-"

  • Hurry up! "Can't take you there..."

  • "Cant take you there!"

  • [Screaming]

  • Hey hey hey, where's the anime girls?

  • Take me to him. *Creeper* "Would you like some help sir?" Yes, please, I'm stuck help. Oh.

  • Thank you. Thank you so much Finally. OH, sorry.

  • *Creeper* "I will take you to the light." Okay. Can you pull, pull god damn it? Pull. EGH

  • *Creeper* "I'm trying."

  • PULL IT OUT! EHBLEGHEGHEGHEEEEEEE [Screaming] [Or being possessed by a demon]

  • I guess I'm stuck on the ground forever.

  • "You can do it." It worked everyone yaaaay! Now, where is the anime?

  • "Hey SaladAss."

  • *Puberty Pewds* What up man?

  • "What's your favorite whiskey?" It's none of your god *voice crack* damn business ok? [TRIGGERED]

  • Why am I so fucking short." No you're not."

  • "You're just falling...You, moron.." Excuse me?

  • "Why you crawling get of your fucking ass."

  • D-don't... "Get up." I'm trying. "Get up." I can't!

  • "Are your legs failing you? Are your real life legs failing you? Grab onto something. Here grab my fucking hands."

  • Oh?

  • "No you're not getting that till you stand up." [Mouse talking indistinctly in background]

  • You know what.

  • Okay alright, okay, okay? "Ahh ahhh ahh" [Ear Rape Warning] EEEEEIIIIIIIII!

  • What?! "Why are you a bloody robot?" Help me. Please.

  • "Get the fuck up you moron!"

  • Hey, hey, hey hey no need to swear. "No." No need to be so. "Now get up." I'm tryYying...

  • "Now stop recording this nobody asked you to."

  • I'm not doing anything... please...

  • "I know you're recording because I'm recording."

  • Eehe no no no y no no no ehie...

  • "Step away from the vehicle."

  • Eehhsschh...

  • I just want it to be an anime girl. Hey level. [Smoochy] hey [smoochy].

  • How ya doin, huh?

  • How ya doing level?

  • Huh? Cmon.

  • "I'm doing good how are you doing?"

  • Oh god it's another fucking trap! God daaymn.

  • You look good.

  • Can I...

  • Can I touch you?

  • Can I, can I, just a little flick on the nose, please.

  • Please I haven't found it in a long time.

  • [Moaning]

  • Take me take me to your light.

  • I want to be just like you. That's right I'll follow. Is it- is it through there? Through there?

  • No?

  • Yes or no.

  • What are you trying to do? Oh gohegethre (Oh God- can I go through?)

  • Hey, where's the anime girls?

  • Where's the anime girls? You. Where's the anime girls? Fast. "U talk to me?"

  • Yes I'm talking to you where the anime girls?

  • "I dunno bro... there's one right here, there's one right here!"

  • God dammit! Oh wow! Can I ride you? Hell yeah! Eh heh heh heh!

  • Noo! Goh-wa ha ha ha!

  • God daymn. Hey wonder lady. You want to snap me? Hey.

  • Hey.

  • Hello.

  • 'Scuse me you mind giving me a whip? Just a little whip, please?

  • *Demon* "SAYPLESE"

  • Pleeeeease! *Demon singsong* "Noowaayyy"

  • Oh my god. What I gotta do here to just get a little whip on the ass. Eheh ts ts ts [snek laf].

  • There we go. Thanks.

  • FINally!

  • Finally I'm an anime. Hey guys. Hello fellow anime fans. I am an anime as well.

  • "Are you sure-h?"

  • Yes, of course I'm sure. You didn't see my... anime?

  • "Yo guys guys guys guys guys, listen up, listen up please."

  • "This is for you my friends, this is for you." ['Gopnik' by DJ Blyatman plays]

  • [Gopnik continues playing]

  • [Silence]

  • [Suffer Music]

  • How did this game get so fucking cancer?

  • Oh my god, you can draw. That is so cool.

  • [Indistinct chatter]

  • Thank you

  • [Chatter continues]

  • Alright

  • [Manly Japanese speaking]

  • Hey! Give that back right now! Give it back! Give it back!

  • Hey.

  • I'll fuck your wife. [Manly coward scream] Son of a bi-.

  • [At the same time] "Why hello there" "Well hello there" "Hello there"

  • Well hello there?

  • [Multiple echoing] "Well hello there" Well hello there" Well hello there"

  • Well hello there?

  • [Multiple echoing] "Well hello there" Well hello there" Well hello there"

  • Well hello there. *Siri* "Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang."

  • "Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci-" [Speaking gibberish over Siri voice]

  • Mah bitch love do cocaine. (Respect your WAHMEN Pewds!)

  • [Imitating Markiplier] HelloOo everybody my name is MaAaAarkiplier.

  • "Oh dno I can't believe... [indistinct]"

  • What the fuck? [Suffer music] "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

  • How much you bench, bro? "He benches me." He bench-

  • Oh let me show me that shit dawg. I bet you couldn't even bench more than me.

  • Aw you scaared now? You scayed? What is this all plastic?

  • Hey.

  • You see this?

  • You see this? I kick the shit out of anyone. *Pubescent voice cracking* "Is that PewDiePie what the fuck?"

  • No it's MaaaAAAaarkiplier....?

  • "Oh... oh no it's Saladass, my bad I got confused."

  • Yeah that's right. That righ- its-.

  • tseh

  • "So-" What? Oh- Oh-

  • Oki- eh- I-

  • "Learn space-" I'm try- "Learn the way of the humans."

  • I'm try- I can- ehhhhhh....

  • They- they-

  • OHHHHH

  • Someone touched mEH. Does any one of you wanna see me dance. "Yes, yes." You like this.

  • "I like to -- you..." [Indistinct chatter] [Choking dragon screeches]

  • You like this?

  • "Please-" "Yeah-"

  • Hey anime bitch get the fuck off this is my stage.

  • [More chatter] "We don't need no anime chIcKs we got box o piiiiiiiiddsss(?) right heeaer!"

  • That's right!

  • That's right!

  • [Many laughing] "We got got a can o beeeaaans!"

  • Hey don't touch! That'll cost you. No, no, no.

  • "Yeaeeh! Beaanns!"

  • Get away boi!

  • Fuckin' perv!

  • "Alright alright hr heh"

  • God damn watching you.

  • *British* "It's fuckin liiit!"

  • What the fucks this...

  • [Background] "Can we kill the alien?"

  • Who said that?

  • Racist!

  • Racist!

  • [Background] "I'm hungry! Hungry!"

  • How did this game get so fucking cancer?

  • Like out of nowhere.

  • Guys guys I'm a virgin.

  • Can someone, please help me.

  • God damn!

  • Look etch'u!

  • You're gorgeous!

  • Wow, what is your name lil' girl?

  • "PewDiePie."

  • No its MaaaAAaarkiplier.

  • Wow.

  • "Yo, are you touching an under-aged girl?"

  • No she's no- I'm not touching!

  • It's not illegal! [Pop] AHGHHHH

  • "Hey don't fucking touch an under-aged little girrrrl."

  • "Yeah, why are you doing that?"

  • I will touch as many under-aged girls that I want!

  • Alright?

  • "Sounds like PewDiePie!"

  • No I'm MaaArkipli-

  • [Chattering about Pewds]

  • Oh my god, it's it's Maarkiplier...

  • Is- it's Markiplier here!

  • What are you talking about!?

  • [Losing it] No it's not! It's not fucking PewDiePie I'm the Maaarkiplier!

  • I'm done! [Laughing]

  • Okay, okay, all right. I won't touch any more anime girls. All right. I'm sor- What?! Put the gun down!

  • Thank you.

  • Hey, hey knuckles girl.

  • Show me how I can become like you.

  • Oh, my, fucking god.

  • Oh,

  • [Loud Laughter]

  • YEEEEEEAAHHHH

  • "You're a fucking anime girl dude."

  • Why you got a problem with anime girls?

  • Hello there, I see you're an anime babe yourself. "Hello"

  • Hello.

  • *Mystical man* "I'm a can of beans and I can look up at your existence."

  • Hey, don't look up anywhere don't all right? What the fuck are you?

  • "Oh yes."

  • Can I touch you? *Pervy sexual* "Mmm this is a good." Yes?

  • "This is- this is good" This is good?

  • "This is good. Pure." This is good? "Yeees." This is good? Yeah?

  • You like this?

  • "Yess." Uh huh?

  • "Deeper." Ah?

  • "Oh my god I can't see."

  • "But, it's good." [Background bear] "What are you doing Pewdiepie??"

  • Ey, ey! We not doing anything!

  • What the fuck is my character?

  • Ey ey ey ey you got it wrong I eat you, you don't eat me all right? I'm not stretching out my arm

  • what the fuck is this?

  • "I like eating ass."

  • So do I.

  • You like knuckles?

  • [French] Eh ben.. Les enfants on s'en fout.. Ah ! [English] Well.. We don't care of children.. Ah !

  • [French] Je m'a- je m'appelle knuckle. [English] I am- I am a knuckle.

  • [French] Je voudrais.. [English] I'd like to.. [French] Quoi, tu t'appelles qui ? [English] What's your name ?

  • [French] Je voudrais une knuckles.. [English] I'd like to have a knuckles..

  • [French]. Voulez-vous-

  • coucher avec Knuckle ? *Do you want to sleep with Knuckle ?*

  • [Chuckling]

  • Si ? *yes ?* Je suis sur le livechat ? *I am on the livechat ?

  • "Non non non." ("No no no.")

  • No. Oui oui oui. (Yes yes yes.) [French] "Non." ("No.")

  • Oui oui ouiii. "Non non." (Yes yes yessss.) ("No no.")

  • Ohhhh. Tres bein. (Very good.) Ohhhh... "Nooooo...."

  • Ohoohhh [Demonic French gibberish]

  • Coucher avec knuckles! (You sleep with knuckles.(?))

  • Cos- [Tiny Frenchman scream]

  • Heh. Ouiouiouiouioui. (Yesyesyesyesyes.)

  • [Demonic Pewds] Ehhhhhhehhhhhhh.

  • Ehh.

  • I got baguettes.

  • [Trying to demon French gibberish]

  • Cmon.

  • Mais c'est un enfant ? *But it's a children ?] [Also choking demon in the background?]

  • Cmon. [Laughing]

  • Okay, I think that's enough VR Chat.

Hey.

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