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  • Two iconic episodes.

  • Two crazy plots.

  • Many outrageous moments.

  • And unforgettable lines.

  • Hoopla!

  • It's time to put two SpongeBob episodes head to head.

  • And vote for your favorite.

  • Write that down! Write that down!

  • This is Battle of the Episodes!

  • - Krusty Krab training video... - Versus the camping episode!

  • In the camping episode, SpongeBob and Patrick go camping.

  • No, not in the woods or a campsite.

  • Right in front of SpongeBob's house.

  • Aw, it doesn't matter where you are as long as you're outdoors.

  • Squidward was expecting a quiet night, but boy is he wrong.

  • And he ends up joining them.

  • [cheering]

  • That's a good one!

  • But the Krusty Krab training video is actually a training video for

  • future employees of the Krusty Krab.

  • If you're watching this video, then let me be the first to say

  • congratulations!

  • It goes into the history of the Krusty Krab,

  • and exactly how a worker should act in different situations.

  • Be sure to get under those fingernails.

  • And don't forget about the knuckles.

  • And make sure those palms are squeaky clean.

  • Yeah, but do they mention how to keep sea bears away?

  • 'Cause in the camping episode they do.

  • Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.

  • - Yeah. - Go on.

  • - Don't ever eat cheese. - Sliced or cubed?

  • [whispering]

  • - Cubed. Sliced is fine. - Yeah, yeah, and?

  • - Never wear a sombrero-- - In a goofy fashion!

  • - Or clown shoes. - Um...

  • No they don't,

  • but they do get so close to revealing the secret Krabby Patty formula.

  • OK!

  • The secret formula is--

  • Just kidding!

  • Each of these episodes is jam-packed with hilarious lines we all still quote

  • on the daily.

  • Here you can see our automated money handling system. Don't touch.

  • The camping episode features one of the best Patrick quotes of all time.

  • Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb.

  • Patrick and Squidward in the Krusty Krab training video

  • make me literally laugh out loud!

  • Great idea Squidward!

  • One Krabby Patty, please.

  • Is that for here or to go?

  • Uh...

  • [banging head]

  • - Oh, and no one can forget... - Hoopla!

  • - It sounds like a lot of-- - Hoopla!

  • - Sounds like a-- - Hoopla!

  • Hoopla!

  • - Oh! What about... - Once, I met this guy,

  • who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

  • who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

  • who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

  • who knew this guy...

  • Speaking of long quotes...

  • Ti-ta-ti-li

  • Ti-ta-ti-li-to-ti-li Ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li

  • Ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li Ta-ti-ti-ta

  • If it wasn't for the Krusty Krab training video,

  • no one would know the true meaning of POOP.

  • People Order Our Patties.

  • Oh! POOP!

  • But if it wasn't for the camping episode,

  • this epic song would never have been released into the world.

  • ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

  • ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

  • And if you don't think that We can sing it faster then you're wrong

  • But it'll help if you just sing along

  • And what about all the times SpongeBob asked to make a Krabby Patty?

  • Can I make a Krabby Patty now?

  • Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?

  • - Can I make a Krabby Patty now? - Oh, oh, oh!

  • Or all the times Squidward was attacked by the sea bear.

  • [screaming]

  • [growling]

  • [yelling]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Krabby Patty!

  • Ah! Both of these episodes are too good. We can't just pick one!

  • Are you ready?

  • [moaning]

  • We need your help. Which episode is your favorite?

  • The Krusty Krab training video?

  • The sumptuous, lip-moistening,

  • spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center

  • that is a Krabby Patty!

  • Or the camping episode?

  • Squidward, please don't!

  • [yelling]

  • Vote in the comments below!

  • [music playing]

  • Oh, yeah!

Two iconic episodes.

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