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  • Hear me, Krabs. When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties,

  • I'll run you out of business.

  • I went to college.

  • I, The Amazing Plankton,

  • will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.

  • What does yours say, Plankton?

  • Oh, yes, it says, "discuss the secret ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula."

  • [coughing]

  • How interesting.

  • Krabs, catch!

  • [crying]

  • My moment of triumph!

  • Careful Plankton, I just mopped there.

  • Oh, the pain!

  • I'll drop the charges if you give me the formula.

  • Never, you little whelp!

  • Ow! My wittle arm!

  • Plankton, we'll lure the customers underground with this gorgeous scenery.

  • Karen, please, I'm trying to process my emotions.

  • Karen!

  • We'll lure the customers underground with this gorgeous scenery.

  • Man I'm good!

  • That certainly is chum.

  • And such steamy chumminess deserves recompense.

  • Oh, I'll take that.

  • Got an empty safe I can borrow, Krabs?

  • [laughing]

  • But seriously, this is getting really heavy.

  • [groaning]

  • [laughing]

  • Oof.

  • Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?

  • Yes I am.

  • Then you've just won $1,000,000.

  • You just have to answer one question.

  • What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?

  • Yes!

  • The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab

  • but is only to be discussed, in part or in whole, with its creator, Mr. Krabs.

  • Duplication of this formula is punishable by law.

  • Restrictions apply. Results may vary.

  • The Krabby Patty formula?

  • [kissing]

  • How did you get it?

  • First, I went to the Krusty Krab.

  • One Krabby Patty please.

  • - Thank you. - Whatever.

  • Come in Mr. SquarePants.

  • Please have a seat on the couch.

  • Now, let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.

  • You're a bit smaller than I imagined doctor.

  • But I guess that's why they call you a shrink.

  • [laughing]

  • Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs.

  • Your secret formula is finally mine!

  • [screaming]

  • Initiating launch sequence.

  • Krabby Patty, here I come.

  • I hope I don't miss again.

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • Okay, I'm ready for my Krabby Patty.

  • Actually, Mr. Plankton, sir,

  • I haven't...

  • Perhaps you don't understand.

  • You work for me now.

  • And as your new boss, I command you to make me a patty this instant.

  • Or I'll be forced to remove your brain and implant it in my robot chef!

  • So get cooking.

  • For me?

  • Surprise!

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • Attention beach goers.

  • You are trespassing.

  • You have exactly 17 minutes to haul your carcasses off of the future site

  • of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket.

  • Do you hear something?

  • [inaudible squeaking]

  • [gasping]

  • [screaming]

  • Now that my Chumbot has dropped you into my clutch,

  • you'll be forced to eat at the Chum Bucket.

  • [screaming]

  • What?

  • You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?

  • Come on, it's a standard marketing technique.

  • Befriend the SpongeBob, then when the timing is just right,

  • take the Krabby Patty.

  • Take the Krabby Patty?

  • [both laughing]

  • Arg! Mutiny.

  • I have the restaurant surrounded.

  • Give me the secret formula, or I'll destroy the Krusty Krab.

  • Ah, you and what army, bug?

  • What army? What army?! Look around you, Krabs!

  • Uh-oh.

  • [screaming]

  • Yeah, yeah!

  • How about a little takeout?

  • No, no! Never!

  • [laughing]

  • You are going to hand deliver it to me, personally.

  • No. No! No!

  • This is my lab.

  • And this is my laboratory!

  • Krusty Krab, the restaurant that never closes.

  • You'd like to place an order?

  • 10,000 Krabby Patties?

  • We'll start your order right away.

  • Day 15, give it up for day 15.

  • ♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y ♪

  • [laughing]

  • 1,322...

  • Day 23.

  • - Give it up for day 23. - 6,650...

  • Day...

  • Anyone know how many days it's been? I lost track.

  • Hello SpongeBob, it is me, Mr. Krabs.

  • All right, now tell me the secret formula.

  • But sir, we haven't done the secret handshake yet.

  • Oh yes, why don't you start?

  • We stand on one foot,

  • balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads.

  • Formula time?

  • Almost.

  • Six and a half hours later.

  • Ravioli, ravioli, Great Barrier Reef.

  • [laughing]

  • Ah ha!

  • [screaming]

  • Ahh.

  • [screaming]

  • Dear Neptune above.

  • What happened last night?

  • Huh? What's this?

  • I'm in the Krusty Krab.

  • And that means the life switcher was a success!

  • The Krusty Krab is mine!

  • Corporate casual!

  • [police sirens sounding]

  • [screaming]

  • I'll take that.

  • Huh? No! No!

  • Ow! Ow!

  • [laughing]

  • Ew, a spider.

  • Come to papa!

  • [screaming]

  • [groaning]

  • It's not worth it. It's just not worth it!

  • Goodbye everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy.

Hear me, Krabs. When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties,

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