I don't know, candy?

Good morning, I'm the new nanny.

Mary Poppins you came!

Indeed, now where are my charges?

Duh, we're right here!

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that I would be looking after some children?

Oh, I wrote that--we need help Mary Poppins.

We're terrible at adulting.

Adulting?

Yeah, you know, doing grown-up stuff.

Like going to the doctor, cooking, paying taxes.

Cars.

Cars--just the concept of cars?

Right, yes I do see that you do need my help.

So, ah let's start with some tidying.

♪ There's cleaning to be done but we can have some fun, ♪

♪ Why are you still sitting there not doing anything? ♪

Oh, we don't clean.

You don't clean?

No, we're grown-ups. There's no one forcing us to do mundane life things, so we don't.

How did all this fit in there?

Good little girls don't go through other people's things.

I'm not a girl.

If you won't clean, let's start with something else.

When was the last time any of you went to the dentist?

♪ See your dentist once a year and you will have no fear ♪

Where do I find a dentist?

Oh your insurance provider should have a list of the...

Is there a difference between a preferred provider and a participating provider?

Practically perfect plan participants provide people plenty...

Oh, I got frustrated and started watching fails.

Well, did you at least eat anything today?

I had, um, three cookies?

I had a flavored condom.

I had Grant's left-overs.

Okay, so why don't I teach you all how to make yourselves a balanced dinner?

♪ A simple cup of rice ♪

What are you looking for now?

I'm looking to see if there's like cereal or something I can eat instead of cooking.

Like a Think Thin?

Making cereal doesn't count as cooking.

Cooking is boring!

Lots of adult things are boring, you do them anyway.

I mean, you don't enjoy paying your power bill, do you?

You do pay your power bill, don't you?

♪ LADWP it powers you and me, hello! ♪

I'm making all these up on the spot, it's quite impressive.

You can't swing into a river on a rope.

No way!

It never works.

What is wrong with you?

Well...

♪ Mary Poppins you know we, ♪

♪ Lack accountability, when you grow up, ♪

Ally, get out of my bag!

There's someone in here!

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