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	- Just because he has a dog in his photo
	doesn't mean he owns that dog.
	That's the oldest trick in the book.
	- Oh, what about his guy?
	I wonder if dating an Indian guy
	will help me learn more about my heritage?
	- Isn't that racial profiling?
	- How am I suppose to be thoughtful
	about my decisions when all I have
	is a picture and a list of common interests?
	(music)
	[Male Voice] Michelle?
	- Eric?
	- Yeah, nice to meet you.
	(bell dings, buzzer sounds)
	How's it going?
	- You're Eric?
	- Yeah, you're gonna love this restaurant.
	I come here all the time.
	- I've gotta go to the bathroom, sorry.
	Excuse me.
	- Oh, okay.
	- Wait, you went on a date with the wrong guy?
	- Yes, the white guy in the picture.
	He has some strange Indian fetish.
	He took me to an Indian restaurant,
	and he said namaste earlier.
	- Namaste
	- Namaste.
	- Namaste?
	- Are you saying it would be normal
	if he was an Amercian who just
	also happened to be Indian?
	- The motivation would have been genetic.
	- Just talk about you're period, or some shit.
	Guys hate that.
	- You know how much I suck at lying.
	- Okay, send me your current location
	and Kenny and I will come save you.
	- Okay.
	- Wait, can you order me some samosas to go?
	Michelle?
	(music)
	- Um, so, what do you like to do?
	Oh, and if you need help picking something
	I really love the bhindi masala.
	- You really don't have to say that.
	- Say what?
	- That you love the bhindi masala.
	- Okay, um, do you have any favorite hobbies?
	- Taking me to an Indian resturant,
	travelling all over India.
	- Welcome to Crown of India.
	I see Mr. Eric has brought a lady friend this time.
	- Yeah, thanks Sevesh, I think we're
	gonna need another minute.
	- Of course.
	- To be honest with you, I didn't really
	think about your ethnicity.
	You seemed like a nice girl, and, you know
	everyone's a mix of something nowadays,
	you just never really know.
	- I guess you don't.
	- We traveled India a few years ago,
	when I came back here, I just had to
	find the best Indian food in LA.
	That's really it.
	I just though it would be nice to bring a girl here someday.
	- Oh.
	- Look, look, I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable,
	it's just that I'm new to this online dating thing.
	- I'm sorry, this whole evening is--
	- You know, we don't have to talk about India.
	- I've never been to India.
	- Okay, why not?
	- I don't know.
	- I could give you some great recommendations.
	- Really?
	- Yeah, or course.
	(mariachi music)
	- Oh, my god.
	- Congratulataions, Miss Kara, you won the lottery.
	- And a free trip to Cabo San Lucas, that leaves right now.
	It's a free trip to Cabo, you can leave.
	- How did you guys know we were even here?
	- All right, listen you sick son of a bitch.
	Really, an Indian restaurant?
	You don't think she already had--
	- Kelsey!
	- Wait, you know them?
	- No, I promise I'm not crazy.
	(party horns blowing)
	- I knew we were off on that automatic timer.
	(mariachi music)
	- Have a good dinner.
	- Sorry about that.
	- What are the odds?
	I met a really nice guy online and I ruined it.
	- It is pretty rare to meet someone
	form the internet that is whose not a complete troll.
	- Well, I don't think I'm going
	to online date ever again.
	We can't afford another mariachi band.
	Seriously, the lowest price was an eight hour package?
	(mariachi music)
	(humming)

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When Your Online Date Doesn't Look Like Their Picture

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luna.chou published on May 6, 2020

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