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  • - Just because he has a dog in his photo

  • doesn't mean he owns that dog.

  • That's the oldest trick in the book.

  • - Oh, what about his guy?

  • I wonder if dating an Indian guy

  • will help me learn more about my heritage?

  • - Isn't that racial profiling?

  • - How am I suppose to be thoughtful

  • about my decisions when all I have

  • is a picture and a list of common interests?

  • (music)

  • [Male Voice] Michelle?

  • - Eric?

  • - Yeah, nice to meet you.

  • (bell dings, buzzer sounds)

  • How's it going?

  • - You're Eric?

  • - Yeah, you're gonna love this restaurant.

  • I come here all the time.

  • - I've gotta go to the bathroom, sorry.

  • Excuse me.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - Wait, you went on a date with the wrong guy?

  • - Yes, the white guy in the picture.

  • He has some strange Indian fetish.

  • He took me to an Indian restaurant,

  • and he said namaste earlier.

  • - Namaste

  • - Namaste.

  • - Namaste?

  • - Are you saying it would be normal

  • if he was an Amercian who just

  • also happened to be Indian?

  • - The motivation would have been genetic.

  • - Just talk about you're period, or some shit.

  • Guys hate that.

  • - You know how much I suck at lying.

  • - Okay, send me your current location

  • and Kenny and I will come save you.

  • - Okay.

  • - Wait, can you order me some samosas to go?

  • Michelle?

  • (music)

  • - Um, so, what do you like to do?

  • Oh, and if you need help picking something

  • I really love the bhindi masala.

  • - You really don't have to say that.

  • - Say what?

  • - That you love the bhindi masala.

  • - Okay, um, do you have any favorite hobbies?

  • - Taking me to an Indian resturant,

  • travelling all over India.

  • - Welcome to Crown of India.

  • I see Mr. Eric has brought a lady friend this time.

  • - Yeah, thanks Sevesh, I think we're

  • gonna need another minute.

  • - Of course.

  • - To be honest with you, I didn't really

  • think about your ethnicity.

  • You seemed like a nice girl, and, you know

  • everyone's a mix of something nowadays,

  • you just never really know.

  • - I guess you don't.

  • - We traveled India a few years ago,

  • when I came back here, I just had to

  • find the best Indian food in LA.

  • That's really it.

  • I just though it would be nice to bring a girl here someday.

  • - Oh.

  • - Look, look, I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable,

  • it's just that I'm new to this online dating thing.

  • - I'm sorry, this whole evening is--

  • - You know, we don't have to talk about India.

  • - I've never been to India.

  • - Okay, why not?

  • - I don't know.

  • - I could give you some great recommendations.

  • - Really?

  • - Yeah, or course.

  • (mariachi music)

  • - Oh, my god.

  • - Congratulataions, Miss Kara, you won the lottery.

  • - And a free trip to Cabo San Lucas, that leaves right now.

  • It's a free trip to Cabo, you can leave.

  • - How did you guys know we were even here?

  • - All right, listen you sick son of a bitch.

  • Really, an Indian restaurant?

  • You don't think she already had--

  • - Kelsey!

  • - Wait, you know them?

  • - No, I promise I'm not crazy.

  • (party horns blowing)

  • - I knew we were off on that automatic timer.

  • (mariachi music)

  • - Have a good dinner.

  • - Sorry about that.

  • - What are the odds?

  • I met a really nice guy online and I ruined it.

  • - It is pretty rare to meet someone

  • form the internet that is whose not a complete troll.

  • - Well, I don't think I'm going

  • to online date ever again.

  • We can't afford another mariachi band.

  • Seriously, the lowest price was an eight hour package?

  • (mariachi music)

  • (humming)

- Just because he has a dog in his photo

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When Your Online Date Doesn't Look Like Their Picture

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    luna.chou posted on 2020/05/06
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