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  • Okay, are we all here?

  • I think so.

  • I don't know about you all, but my productivity has been through the roof since I've been able to work from home and not wear pants.

  • No, I didn't dress up for this video conference.

  • This is how I dress at home every day.

  • 'Cause it looks good.

  • Bro, I'm gonna have to call back into this conference later 'cause I am finishing an episode of Tiger King and this (beep) is getting crazy.

  • Okay, so let me get some updates on the projects you all have been working on this week.

  • From the deafening silence, I'm assuming that means none of you have done anything.

  • If this was an in-person meeting, I would have brought snacks for everyone, like I always do, but since it's not, I've just got them for me, but they're really good.

  • You guys would really like them.

  • What am I drinking?

  • What do you mean to imply by that?

  • I'll share with you this spreadsheet from my screen and... oh crap, uh...

  • No!

  • No, no, no, no.

  • No, God!

  • This isn't my computer.

  • Timmy, no, I muted you for a reason!

  • And stop bringing your computer with you into the bathroom during the video conference for the love of all that is holy.

  • Hey, if I could just get a word in real quick.

  • Can you guys hear me?

  • Am I on mute or is this just my life?

  • I know that we're about to wrap up, but I'd like to go back to the topic that we settled 20 minutes ago and argue the opposite of what I argued back then to prolong this video conference at least another 30 minutes.

  • Really quick, could everyone who thinks this is a productive use of our time please raise your hand so I know who I can't be friends with anymore?

  • Stop talking at the same time.

  • Stop talking at the same time.

  • No one can hear anybody if you're talking at the same time.

  • Yeah, I'm here.

  • I've been here the whole time.

  • I just haven't said anything 'cause I don't care.

  • All right, so let's wrap this thing up with some optimistic closure.

  • What are some takeaways from today's meeting besides learning to mute yourself when you need to fart?

  • Next time, let's just have these discussions through email so I don't have to sit through the excruciating minutiae of the back-and-forths and can instead just skim the important points or perhaps just ignore it all together and somehow still get my job done.

  • Wow.

  • All right, goodbye everyone.

  • I've had to pee quite badly for the last half hour but didn't really want to say anything, so I'm gonna go do that now if I can make it... and you're all gone anyway, okay.

  • If you want to own some of these cool designs to wear on your own body, the link is in the description.

  • You can be repping your favorite YouTube channel, which is this one.

  • No, I muted you for a reason and stop... just stop.

  • Timmy, no, I - eh.

  • And for the - lelelele...

  • Timmy, I swear. Timmy?

  • Timmy!

  • We're living in a society.

Okay, are we all here?

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    nanako.kamiya posted on 2020/05/04
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