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  • Good evening

  • Zdravstvuyte (hello).

  • Welcome to gaming week. Gaming week continue and so does papers, please

  • Is my son still alive?

  • Probably not. ( subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom )

  • "Dancers at Grestin Club found dead."

  • This is so sad. I am shaking and crying.

  • I probably had something to do with this

  • Glorious day.

  • Inspector,

  • Search scanner, very good.

  • Yes, Kolechians must be approved

  • Okay glory to Arstotzka. Next.

  • Privet (hello)

  • You're visiting friends.

  • How long, a couple of weeks?

  • Kolechia, stupid Kolechia. I spit on Kolechia.

  • This is so crazy. You will not believe this.

  • You have been selected [for] random search.

  • It's never happened before, I swear. No discrimination, dumb bitch.

  • Alysia Stinson, what a stupid name what a stupid face. Vedor. I've been Vedor. It's disgusting.

  • Disgusting lady, get out of my sight. Okay.

  • Kolechia. Vedor. Khorosho (good).

  • Khorosho (good). Passport number okay a visit she say visit right?

  • Missing in the

  • Alysia, Alysia, Alysia Stinson Kolechia...

  • Stinson passport khorosho (good).

  • Visit enter. Bye. Okay, okay.

  • Okay

  • Dosvidanya (bye)

  • Next cause no trouble check out new fountain new fountain. Very pretty

  • Papers. Zdravstvuyte (hello)

  • Transit.

  • How long you stay?

  • Couple weeks.

  • Transit khorosho (good). Okay first we check if passport is okay.

  • Okay.

  • What was I doing?

  • Okay this passport stupid.

  • Passport Impor what is this? Are you poor?

  • StUuPid!

  • Tsunkeido. Khorosho (good). Female!

  • Nani desu ka (what)? okay khorosho (good) *laughs*

  • What's your name Borla Grizhenko.

  • You were born in Tsunkeido. It was correct, right?

  • Tsunkeido and you expire what about the serial number? Khorosho (okay)

  • Enter by... I mean, I don't see a problem

  • They kind of look different there on the picture. Don't they? Let's check that. Oh it is why you look old I

  • Don't know what to say. It's me. Don't waste my time. What do you have here, Borla?

  • Applicant ring appraised

  • Border like Gary's ankle. So this is it is correct. She just had a really ugly photo

  • You look like a potato

  • left in the Sun

  • for a century

  • But you may enter. Khorosho (okay) cause no trouble checkout fountain! check out new fountain what

  • WhHaAtT?!

  • non matching photo

  • Fingerprints do not make oh they have to match the record. I didn't know that god, dammit

  • They don't tell me! The higher-ups. Don't tell me and then they don't pay me when I make problem. Why you bald?

  • Danil super

  • Ok

  • You need a lot of things, huh?

  • Supar, Danil

  • male

  • First we check passport. Where is this? Oh bristan, Aubristan.

  • Passport, ok fine arts stupid job. Why you no work for government?

  • Danil Supar, khorosho (okay)

  • Untill how long one month

  • and this last one one month okay, and you expire I mean, I don't see problem, but there's always problem Oh

  • Aubristan, okay khorosho dosvidaniya (okay bye).

  • Oh, we forgot. Oh, shoot shit. They're gonna fire me work??

  • Did you say work? Okay Oh God. Can I have your passport back? I need to check one thing God.

  • Please check out fountain! :D

  • Check out fountain, next!

  • Fuck me invalid name. Hey now I'm gonna get fired check out fountain

  • Papers, please Ryan, but Ryan you do not look like man.

  • Hey what you look like old lady

  • Are you women? What is this question? I this is no discrimination

  • What is this photo for destro

  • Is it a district far Edisto? You are men Wow are we were?

  • incredible

  • Maybe get new haircut. Okay. You are 172. Ok. You are 7 to kill

  • Ok, you are born in date? Ok, Oh

  • Same as me, very epic. No way. It's not

  • Orvech Vonor is correct

  • everything is correct, Surgenor, Ryan

  • Ryan

  • Ok

  • Check out fountain

  • Next I cannot get another ticket. Otherwise, my son will literally die

  • Papers, please. Ahx Kolechia!

  • disgusting

  • 14 days, I will find something to kill. I mean to send you away. Vedor. I know Vedor, stupid city stupid people

  • Kolechia, filthy Koleciha. Ok, your say your name is justina

  • You say your name is Crag, but here it says Crog

  • Why it's a Crog

  • Why it says Crog

  • It says crag

  • Why does it say matching that one is clearly not matching??? that I did the video game did an oopsie?

  • Matching am I crazy? Oh, it isn't

  • I'm crazy. I'm sorry. It looks very similar. Okay the number okay

  • Expire date is okay birthday fine. You said transit 14 days.

  • Want to get you somehow

  • Fine hopefully I don't make mistake. Oh my god, I have to search her

  • Come back

  • Come back and forgot

  • God, dammit, my son

  • It's going to be so disappointed

  • Are you kidding me this never happened this never ever happened? I

  • Can't believe I forgot to search her.

  • AaaAAAaaAAAaAAAHh!

  • You will select a random search now I have to look at the ugly lady instead of pretty lady

  • Damn, I hate my job. I mean, I love my job. Glory to Artitozka?

  • Disgusting filthy Kolechia

  • What is your work permit

  • Xavia, Sivirity, Xavia, Sivirity, Yurko City!

  • Worst place I've ever been I got chlamydia in Yurko

  • It's not good woman not good. I mean, I don't see a problem but there's always a problem

  • next

  • Check out fountain

  • next

  • No problem, dosvidaniya (bye)

  • Basic this is crazy

  • This is not happening and it's first time I work here but it's saying random search

  • Incredible stupid Shad-oy, Safadi Safadi

  • Shaddy, what stupid name what stupid --what does this?

  • What is this

  • No weapons or contraband why you carry this there's zero tolerance you can see that

  • Slow down my friend. I have only harmless medicine I give you ten credits to let me through

  • You cannot bribe an officer of Arstotzka!

  • They pay me. They must pay you well for such opinions. They don't pay me at all

  • next

  • Entry not guaranteed. Oh my god. What happened to you lady?

  • You're visiting friends. How long?

  • three months

  • Okay

  • Now we check passport

  • You are from Antegria. Is that correct?

  • Yes da (yes)

  • St. Marmero

  • Ah, St. Marmero

  • It's very nice in summer

  • What is your password is correct and you are born very old lady wow

  • You're very old

  • You're so awful

  • How are you so old

  • Why are you so old?

  • Karina lab no lab knows

  • the

  • Visit enter by okay

  • Not enter by this expire

  • Old lady go back to old lady country. I don't care you busy

  • reject denied

  • by bike

  • You will not enjoy fountain you will not enjoy the family entry. Not guaranteed my god, you're ugly

  • You are Antegria Glorian, horosho(ok)

  • Everly oh my god. You are ugly lady

  • Emigrate forever in our glorious City. Why why we do this? Oh

  • Look at this, dude

  • Check it again detained

  • detain

  • Send it off to Gulag. You will not enjoy the fountain entry not guaranteed. Oh

  • What a glorious day my son is sick, okay

  • Today my son

  • Today, I'm very happy

  • Today my son

  • Will get the medicine

  • Wait, I can upgrade booth. I will upgrade booth instead. I can't do a anything anyways, Oh

  • Iris Tosca has zero tolerance for delinquency. What is this? Your family will be sent back to the village

  • You are under arrest until your debts are repaid

  • No, no glory to Arstotzka yeah. Noo,nyet(no)

  • Have failed are you kidding me? Okay, we are back

  • Glorious day

  • Nothing happened

  • Okay new rules the collection have filed complaint open