Name: Dulcé Sloan Roasts the Media’s Homes | The Daily Social Distancing Show
Uploaded: 2020-04-13T17:18:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min 50 s
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Like, all day, that's the only thing I watch,

just to try and find out what's going on in the world.

Dulcé Sloan is also watching the news all the time.

but I just finished watching all of RuPaul's Drag Race...

There is more grim news at the epicenter of the pandemic.

-Total coronavirus cases have eclipsed.... -The death toll...

But if you don't listen to what they're saying

oh, it's like the worst version of Cribs. Check it out.

All right, now I love me some Anderson Cooper,

I mean, he looks like he lives in a real life game of Clue.

He doesn't need to be worried about corona.

He needs to be worried about Colonel Mustard

Okay, how is this guy the same color as his wall?

If he wasn't wearing a black jacket, I wouldn't know

where he stopped and the apartment started.

or is this apartment giving out real American Psycho vibes?

The self-isolation got to this lady, and she snapped.

Do you have anything in a sea foam green?"

there's not an MFA student squatting in there.

He's obviously got money, though. I'll give him that.

I can learn how to do the thing where you make money

Slow down, Cool Dad. Don't smoke all the weed.

I thought the colleges closed their dorms.

I can't tell if this woman is going to update us

on the news or sell us handmade turquoise jewelry.

Yo, that man's bookshelf looks like a little penis.

And if there's anything I've seen, it's little peen.

It's like if Harry Potter's wand got genital warts.

Wait. Does this guy have a framed picture of himself?

Or maybe he's the picture that comes with the frame.

'Cause, uh, I don't know if I've been under quarantine too long,

real two-piece and a biscuit or a Lunchable.

A real hot dog when you got home from school! Mmm!

All right, that's all for today, friends.

Join me next time when I roast Trevor Noah's apartment.

Did he win the World Cup, but for babies? (snorts)

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Dulcé Sloan Roasts the Media’s Homes | The Daily Social Distancing Show

pandemic

dude

expert

clue