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  • Hi, everybody.

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show At Home Edition."

  • Guys, we had some great news yesterday.

  • Our friends over at State Farm

  • said they will match up to $100,000 of donations.

  • So, if you're on YouTube right now,

  • click that button, donate to redcross.org/statefarm.

  • Our neighbors over at State Farm,

  • thank you, thank you so much, for doing this.

  • It's the coolest thing

  • and I just love how everyone's just helping out.

  • It's just really amazing.

  • Speaking of helping out, I wanted to say,

  • we talked yesterday about Steve Higgins' daughter.

  • Anna Higgins is a nurse

  • and we thanked her for all she does,

  • but, to every nurse out there, I really wanna say

  • thank you so much for what you're doing.

  • You guys are on the front lines and the doctors as well.

  • You're heroes, so, thank you, guys, so much.

  • We have a fun show tonight.

  • My pal, my BFF, Demi Lovato is on the show.

  • What?!

  • She is the greatest.

  • We're gonna talk to her.

  • We're gonna have a little art class,

  • a little painting lesson, with Demi.

  • She's been doing a lotta painting

  • and I'm gonna try a self-portrait with her.

  • And then, she's gonna sing her new song,

  • "I Love Me," to close out the show tonight.

  • And it's a beautiful song with a great message

  • and she can do it all. She's great.

  • Also, I have Jonathan Van Ness is on the show.

  • He has a children's book called "Peanut Goes for the Gold"

  • and it is about a...

  • nonbinary guinea pig

  • who wants to win the gold medal in rhythmic gymnastics.

  • So, it's one of those books.

  • "Oh, seen that one before, yeah, obviously."

  • [chuckle] It's so great to talk to him

  • and we'll find out their charities,

  • which we have right here, actually.

  • This is Demi Lovato's charity.

  • Winnie wrote this out. We'll -Mm.

  • -maybe do a chyron for ya so you can see.

  • #cut50.

  • It's a petition for you to sign,

  • basically,

  • raising awareness for prisoners and people incarcerated

  • that need help during this time as well.

  • A little criminal justice there.

  • And then, right here, this is aliforneycenter.org.

  • And this is more of a New York, local charity

  • that Jonathan will talk about later in the show.

  • But I appreciate it.

  • Guys, let's do a little monologue.

  • We did it yesterday from the lemonade stand,

  • so, now, we graduate and we have a real, actual,

  • working desk.

  • Look how exciting this is.

  • Wow.

  • So. It's a little rickety, but this is it right here.

  • My camera operator is my wife.

  • Nancy, I love you so much.

  • If you want to, you can zoom in a little bit.

  • Gary, I guess you wanna come in, too.

  • Okay. -Hi, Gar.

  • -Gary, you wanna be a guest?

  • -Higgins.

  • -C'mere, Gar. [snaps fingers]

  • -[Laughs] [ Thud ]

  • Good girl. Alright.

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show," everybody.

  • "At Home Edition." It's a fun day in our house

  • 'cause I decided to cook up a real special meal.

  • [ Smoke alarm beeping ]

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show At Home Edition."

  • It's a fun day in our house 'cause it's pizza night!

  • What a show we have for you guys.

  • Demi Lovato and Jonathan Van Ness

  • are my guests tonight and who knows?

  • Maybe the My Pillow guy will drop in for no reason at all.

  • Did you see that yet, honey?

  • Oh, yeah. I saw it, too.

  • Let's get to some news.

  • A Navy hospital ship has arrived in New York

  • because, if there's one thing we've learned from the crisis,

  • it's that you definitely want to be on a giant ship.

  • Well, this is nice.

  • Last night, the Empire State Building

  • was lit up in red-and-white flashing lights

  • to honor healthcare workers.

  • When they saw that, New Yorkers were like,

  • "That's great.

  • Maybe next time, could you give us a heads up?!"

  • What?! I thought we were being invaded by North Korea!

  • The flash-- I didn't even know it could do that!

  • [ Laughing ]

  • Gosh! Warn me. Warn me, folks.

  • Yep, everyone was confused

  • by the red-and-white flashing lights.

  • At first, New Yorkers thought it meant

  • Target finally got a shipment [laughing] of toilet paper.

  • I saw that there's a Microsoft Excel

  • training program now available for $49.99.

  • Yep, I'm "three weeks of isolation" bored,

  • but I'm not quite "Microsoft Excel training" bored.

  • This year, you can order --

  • I saw, this year, you can order Girl Scout Cookies online.

  • That's awesome.

  • And, to give you the real experience,

  • after you buy two boxes, a Girl Scout pops up onscreen

  • and guilts you into buying two more.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -[Chuckle]

  • -I guess. What's another box of

  • [Southern accent] Thin Mints?!

  • Gimme a Thin Mint!

  • [own accent] I heard people have been passing the time

  • by stress baking,

  • which is just like regular baking, except, when it's done,

  • you eat all of it over the sink.

  • [ Laughing ]

  • And, finally, in Australia,

  • an astrophysicist got magnets stuck up his nose

  • while trying to invent a device

  • to stop people from touching their faces.

  • That story again.

  • Hey, Winnie and Frannie, you both have what it takes

  • to be astrophysicists!

  • -[Laughing]

  • -And that's our monologue for tonight.

  • Guys, you've been sending in great questions called

  • #AskTheFallons,

  • and questions you wanna ask my wife, Nancy;

  • or my daughters, Winnie and Frannie.

  • So, we went for a social distancing walk today

  • and had a couple nice discussions.

  • Please enjoy.

  • Okay, so this is interview number 2.

  • Are those my sunglasses? -No.

  • Yes, I only own your sunglasses.

  • -Isn't it funny?

  • Sometimes we don't even practice it or whatever,

  • talk about it, plan it, but we wear the same things sometimes.

  • Stripey shirt or... -Yeah.

  • Or like Navy sweaters.

  • -Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • We're looking like we're getting ready for a bad,

  • -Yeah. -awkward, family portrait.

  • -Yep.

  • -How's homeschooling, by the way?

  • It's been fun. -Oh, my gosh.

  • [gasp] Here comes a van.

  • Don't say anything.

  • -[Laughs]

  • -But we're gonna wave.

  • Hi!

  • Homeschooling?

  • These teachers are brilliant.

  • -Amazing. -Devoted, loyal.

  • They are just going so out of their way

  • to make this okay for those of us

  • [laughing] who do not know what we're doing.

  • Raising hand high.

  • And we're getting through it.

  • Here we go.

  • -Are you getting better at Zoom?

  • -I am getting -ish.

  • I still fight it, but I keep saying,

  • about this whole virus thing, "Stop fighting it.

  • Stop fighting the change.

  • Stop fighting the new way of life, for now.

  • Just go with it and I think will help you mentally."

  • -Okay, these are questions people wanna know

  • or wanted me to ask you. -Okay.