Cherie and her basket of bitches.

Let's play.

Let's see if my little my little nook man has Cem Cem.

Nice messages for me.

Hello, everyone, this is Tom Nook.

It's 8:17 p.m. It sure is.

There's happy Monday, March 30th 2020.

Now for today's news, Stacy left me.

What the fuck?

Shut up, Siri.

You're ruining my very clever joke.

She's sort of a Pharrell Williams.

Apparently.

Hold my stars.

Would you believe it?

There isn't any news because no one loves you and everyone's social distancing.

So what the fuck did you expect?

By the way, Alan Friends, I'd like to share a little info that might just improve.

Your quality of life here on the island would work.

I'm not listening to your shit, Tom Nook.

I've got an eye mask on.

So no, I can't see the bullshit.

Your spouse who I have mailed from Daisy Mae Who's Daisy Mae, Dear help, folks, I'll be heading your island every Sunday morning to sell my precious turnips just the way my grandma used to.

It's Monday, Daisy, Miss, Turn up day, Love.

Turnips.

Congratulations.

This time you're home score 10,000 points or more.

So we're sending along a commemorative gift.

I see a sherry.

I Shari, get out of here and stop trying to ruin my moment.

Shoo!

Are you trying to steal my underwear off my clothes?

Like both.

Sniff my shirts.

Sherry, Get out!

Afraid she just stole a pair of underpants.

She put them in her basket.

And she Is that what's in her basket?

Under pence.

Oh, my house is a little different.

No, you might see.

Um I have a white board now.

It is not cool.

Can I get this stuff off the whiteboard?

I don't want to shit on the whiteboard anymore.

Go away.

Okay.

Last.

There you go.

Could somebody photoshopped that for me and he died for the sawmill.

Thank you.

Hold on, cameras.

Fucking weird cause it's inverted.

There you go.

They go.

They go.

Actually could just photoshopped that myself.

I'm pretty good with four show.

Inky Stinky ran away from home.

I came in here one day and he was just gone.

Either he ran away from home or Shari stole him.

You know how monkeys love calamari?

I think Shari ate my squid.

My squid kids.

Inky Stinky is gone.

Please.

We have tossed coy still here, though.

He's cool as my vision.

Anybody could've stolen anything at this point.

Toss boy.

Cassie.

Shit.

Yo, t e.

What's the word?

Word on the street is in such a repentant sniffer.

Let's talk.

This island's got a ton of words.

I've never heard of trying to come up with meals for his money as I can one, that's a threat.

She did eat my squid.

Oh, there's just so many foods I've never heard off here on the island like there's this thing in a key.

They found he takes it all robbery and like, salt, you ate inky stinky, didn't you?

Wait.

Where's the wheelchair?

Gone.

Sorry it was here.

Where to go?

Oranges were about to get revenge on.

Well, actually, we're gonna avenge you trying to steal my taking torches as well.

Sure.

Get outta here, May Get outta here.

Stinky!

Stinky Blinky, Where is he?

What did you do with it?

I don't think I didn't see that.

Some advice for next time you take a swing at me, I swing back.

Cheeky one fucking counting on a cherry.

Oh, I'm so mad you're even trying to copy my starting with your yellow feet.

Minor.

Actually, boots.

I didn't just dip my feet in paint.

You didn't even wait the paint off your hands to show it.

Anyway, my museum store know Sherry's allowed that?

Nothing against monkeys.

Wrangling.

Monkeys are all day every day allowed it.

But, Sherry, I will end.

Okay, here we go.

Good evening, toss boy.

Welcome toe, Helm.

You see?

Welcome to the Hell Museum.

We're just gonna see a lot of guitars and drum kids.

May I be of service?

Ah, can I don't eat anything.

Who had a snail that I can donate?

That's that's big time.

Big times to nail time.

What?

Richard?

Unless I am obliged to ask, would you like to learn more about the specimen?

I don't think I want to learn a whole lot about snails.

They're bloody.

Why don't you tell me?

They're slimy.

They're gross.

They sit in shells and they do fucking nothing.

Which I sat in a shell all day.

We need fish for this episode.

Um, because my fish museum is it's pretty pathetic.

It's got a lot of like, basic bitch fish in it like days.

Mackerel, sea bass.

No one wants to see those.

You think anyone's gonna come to your museum to look at a fucking mackerel when we got in here echoing footsteps?

Wow!

Majesty of the great Blue beyond Where the Fisher going?

No one knows.

One follows the other follows the other, the blind leading the blind as they would say, You're never gonna get anywhere so mean to my fish.

Wow, What is awesome, guys?

I have so much.

This is the sand exhibit.

Do you like it?

Wow.

What's that one?

Someone up top.

Oh, I like that, Andy.

Thank you, Stinky.

What are you doing in here?

I mean, I'm happy for you.

This is a bigger one that I had you in.

I didn't do this.

Shari definitely didn't do this.

But you didn't run away.

That's amazing.

A dab I forgot that I called one.

What do you have a seat?

Way?

Love you.

Inky dinky stinky.

Oh, yeah.

Applies ius sort pleasant Saurus, please donate any missing parts You happen to excavate?

Thank you for helping out our museum.

Gro.

I didn't read any of that, right?

It's a Leo pure.

It on, Charlie.

A magical Leah.

Pure Done.

No, I just have a head of a bracket.

Sore.

I'm sorry, Diplodocus.

Who?

Who cares?

You think dinosaurs looked at monkeys and humans and then went Oh, sorry, that's a But that's a monkey.

And that's a human.

No, they just called us all stupid face is my pride and joy.

No, not you.