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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

  • WELCOME BACK!

  • HOW EXCITING FOR ALL OF YOU!

  • FOLKS, WE ARE HERE -- HERE WITH OUR DEAR FRIEND AND AMERICAN

  • CITIZEN NATIONAL TREASURE JOHN OLIVER.

  • >> Jon: YEAH ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • >> Stephen: OF COURSE, PEOPLE KNOW US BEST AS TALK SHOW HOSTS.

  • >> Jon: PROBABLY.

  • >> Stephen: BUT THEY DON'T REALIZE WE'VE ALSO BEEN IN A LOT

  • OF MOVIES.

  • >> Jon: A GREAT DEAL OF MOVIES.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • AND I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS, I WAS JUST TOLD THIS RECENTLY, THAT WE

  • ACTUALLY HAVE A BUNCH OF MOVIES COMING OUT THIS NEXT YEAR THAT

  • YOU AND I ARE IN TOGETHER.

  • >> Jon: WE DO?

  • HOW DID WE FIND THE TIME?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT'S NOT EASY.

  • HERE'S THE THING, I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THESE

  • MOVIES, MAKING THEM OR ANYTHING.

  • >> Jon: MOVIE STAR IS A MOVIE STAR.

  • IT'S ABOUT CHURNING OUT PRODUCT.

  • >> Stephen: GAINING THEM OUT.

  • >> Jon: GIVE ME A MIC, I'LL SING WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO SING.

  • >> Stephen: GET ME ON THE ROOF, I'LL TAKE MY SHIRT OFF AND

  • START HAMMERING.

  • HERE'S THE DEAL.

  • YOU HAVE TO SELL TICKETS.

  • >> Jon: WE HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF A MOVIE STAR, ON THE RIFF,

  • SHIRTLESS HAMMERING SOMETHING.

  • WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: MY GRAPHICS

  • DEPARTMENT MADE POSTERS FOR THE MOVIES NEITHER OF US KNOW

  • ANYTHING ABOUT.

  • NEITHER OF US HAVE SEEN THE POSTERS BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD

  • RYE TRITAKE A LOOK AND TRY TO REMEMBER THE PLOTS OF THE MOVIES

  • TOGETHER.

  • >> Jon: I'M SURE THEY'LL RING A BELL.

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS "MAY BE COMING SOON."

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: OKAY.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • >> Stephen: JOHN.

  • >> .CAN YOU SEE?

  • >> Stephen:.

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE THE POSTERS THAT YOU AND I ARE BOTH IN

  • STARRING.

  • >> UPCOMING FEATURES.

  • >> Stephen: BUT WE DO NOT REMEMBER.

  • LET'S TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT THE MOVIES ARE ABOUT.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: FIRST UP, HOLMES AND HOLMES, NOTE TO ( BLEEP )

  • SHERR LOCKS.

  • I LEANED ON YOU HARD IN THIS ONE BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW MY WAY

  • AROUND JOLLY OLD ENGLAND THE WAY YOU DO.

  • >> YES.

  • THE CONCEPT WAS, OF COURSE, A CLONING EXPERIMENT DONE IN GOOD

  • FAITH.

  • >> Stephen: BY SHERLOCK.

  • BACKFIRING WHEN HE REALIZED HE HAD A CLONE OF HIMSELF AS A

  • DETECTIVE, THERE WAS A COMPETITIVE SITUATION THEY WERE

  • RACING TO INVESTIGATE MURDERS AND THEY WERE GETTING IN EACH

  • OTHER'S WAYS.

  • THEY'RE BOTH LOOKING AT SOMETHING.

  • >> Stephen: AND IT'S EACH OTHER.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY, OBVIOUSLY

  • SPOILER IF YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT THIS, THEY MURDER EACH OTHER.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

  • THAT'S RIGHT.

  • >> Stephen: AND HAVE TO FIGURE WITHOUT KILLED THEMSELVES.

  • >> IT'S ODD THEY PUT THIS ON THE POSTINGS, WHAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY

  • DOING IS REFLECTING THE SUN ON TO EACH OTHER'S HEARTS THROUGH

  • THE M MAGNIFYING GLASS.

  • IT'S A VERY, VERY LONG MURDER SEQUENCE.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • BUT EVENTUALLY THEY BOTH CATCH FIRE.

  • >> Stephen: PRIDE COMETH BEFORE THE FALL.

  • NEXT, AND I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE, THIS ONE IS

  • SQUIRRELED!

  • IT'S SQUIRRELED SERIES.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: THERE'S NOTHING IN THE RULE BOOK THAT SAYS YOU

  • CAN'T RIP OFF AIR BUD.

  • >> RIGHT.

  • RIGHT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THIS IS AN

  • EXTRAORDINARY ONE.

  • WE'RE TWO CHILDHOOD FRIENDS.

  • >> AND THE TWIST HERE, IN AIR BUD, THE DOG PLAYS ON THE

  • BASKETBALL TEAM AND IT GOES WELL.

  • THIS IS THEY GET A SQUIRREL TO PLAY ON THE BASEBALL TEAM AND IT

  • GOES VERY BADLY.

  • >> Stephen: YES, HE'S ACTUALLY KILLED BY A PITCH, VERY FIRST

  • SCENE.

  • >> VERY FIRST SCENE.

  • SO YOU THINK IT'S FUN.

  • IT'S ACTUALLY, WITHIN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES, THE SQUIRREL DIES

  • HORRIBLY.

  • >> Stephen: RIGHT.

  • AND THE REST OF IT IS A VERY, VERY DARK FILM ABOUT THEM COMING

  • TO TERMS WITH WHAT THEY'VE DONE, WHAT LIFE MEANS --

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

  • DID YOU SEE THE MOVIE "FIRST REFORMED."

  • >> I DIDN'T.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S LIKE THAT BUT WITH A SQUIRREL, INSTEAD OF

  • ENVIRONMENTAL DEGRADATION.

  • >> I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'VE CAPTURED THE TONE OF THE FILM

  • WHICH I SIGNED UP FOR WHICH IS A MEDITATION ON CULPABILITY IN

  • DEATH.

  • THAT'S NOT THE MOVE YI SHOT.

  • >> Stephen: SQUIRREL PLAYED BY MARK RUFFALO.

  • >> UNBELIEVABLE.

  • >> Stephen: UNBELIEVABLE.

  • WHAT HE DID WAS INCREDIBLE.

  • >> Stephen: THEN WE MIXED IT UP A LITTLE BIT.

  • OBVIOUSLY -- WELL, WE'LL FIND OUT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T THINK THE NEXT ONE IS

  • ABOUT AN ANIMAL DEATH, SQUIRREL INQUEST.

  • THE NEXT ONE IS LES EXPENDABLES.

  • IT'S NOT JUST US!

  • >> AT FIRST I THOUGHT THAT WAS JACK BRAYER.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S DOLPH LUNDREN.

  • IT'S THE ENTIRE CAST OF THE EXPENDABLES AND YOU AND ME IN A

  • MUSICAL VERSION OF THE EXPENDABLES.

  • >> YEAH, I REMEMBER HAVING PROBLEMS AT THE SCRIPT STAGE

  • WITH THOUSAND THEY WERE GOING TO BALANCE THE TWO HISS ORQ ERAS

  • AND GETTING TO SET AND REALIZES THEY JUST DIDN'T BOTHER TRYING.

  • SO THAT ACTUALLY MADE IT EASIER.

  • >> Stephen: THERE'S IMPLICATION THERE MIGHT BE TIME

  • TRAVEL INVOLVED OR JULES VERN OR VICTOR HUGO OR SOMETHING LIKE

  • THAT OR SOMETHING.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT, BUT WE'RE USING KIND OF LONG WOODEN RIFLES.

  • >> Stephen: AND DO YOU WANT TO DO THE SONG?

  • >> OH!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I'LL DO IT WITH

  • YOU!

  • WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • WHEN YOU'RE LES EXPENDABLES ♪ ♪ YOU CAN DO THE THINGS YOU'RE

  • SUPPOSED TO DO ♪ >> Stephen: AND IT GOES ON AND

  • ON.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JOHN, SO WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU.

  • I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL THAT.

  • SEASON 7 OF LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER AIRS SUNDAY ON

  • H.B.O.!

  • MR. JOHN OLIVER, EVERYBODY!

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

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