We're here in front of the Apple Store, one of the most

popular destinations here in the city and around the world.

Recently, I have noticed that the Apple Store allows

customers to do things you could never do in any other

big, brand name store.

Some of these include the hundreds of online videos of

customers dancing and singing freely in the

middle of the stores.

You can even bring in house pets.

I have even heard unconfirmed reports of people bringing in

parrots, even snakes.

My question, is there a limit to what the

Apple Store will allow?

I really want to know.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MARK MALKOFF: To start off, I wanted to see if the Apple

Store would allow me to have a pizza delivered.

[ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

MARK MALKOFF: Hey, I was wondering if I could get a

pizza delivered, a large pizza.

That's great.

I'm at the Apple Store, and I'm on the second floor.

I'm wearing a green shirt.

[ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

MARK MALKOFF: Oh, awesome.

MALE SPEAKER: Did you just have a pizza

delivered to the floor?

MARK MALKOFF: Yeah.

MALE SPEAKER: That's awesome.

MARK MALKOFF: Do you want a slice?

MALE SPEAKER: No, thank you.

MARK MALKOFF: Are you sure?

MALE SPEAKER: I'm positive.

I just ate lunch.

MARK MALKOFF: It's really hot.

Would they allow me to have a romantic date with my

extremely tall wife?

Isn't this romantic?

This is just like in being at Le Cirque.

Oh, thank you.

Where's the forks?

Do you have the forks?

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

MARK MALKOFF: I love you so much.

[TROMBONE PLAYING]

MARK MALKOFF: Is it possible to dim the lights at all?

We're on a romantic date.

MALE SPEAKER 2: Sorry, guys.

MARK MALKOFF: Could I get an Apple Store employee to help

fix my broken iPhone while dressed as the most evil man

in the universe?

[BREATHING SOUNDS]

MARK MALKOFF: Oh, hi.

My iPhone is broken.

I was wondering if you could be of assistance?

MALE SPEAKER 3: OK.

MALE SPEAKER 4: Do you have an appointment?

MARK MALKOFF: My iPhone broke.

MALE SPEAKER 5: Use the force.

And what's your email, Darth?

MARK MALKOFF: Darthvader[email protected]gmail.

MALE SPEAKER 5: What is it?

MARK MALKOFF: Darthvader[email protected]gmail.

I used to be with Hotmail.

Darth Vader gives hugs.

And finally, we all know the Apple Store will allow a dog,

but how about a goat?

MARK MALKOFF: How's it going?

Do you have any grass for my goat?

No grass?

OK, just wondering.

Do you think that the goat is a Mac or a PC?

He's a Mac?