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MARK MALKOFF: Hi, I'm Mark Malkoff.
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We're here in front of the Apple Store, one of the most
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popular destinations here in the city and around the world.
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Recently, I have noticed that the Apple Store allows
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customers to do things you could never do in any other
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big, brand name store.
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Some of these include the hundreds of online videos of
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customers dancing and singing freely in the
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middle of the stores.
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You can even bring in house pets.
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I have even heard unconfirmed reports of people bringing in
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parrots, even snakes.
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My question, is there a limit to what the
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Apple Store will allow?
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I really want to know.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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MARK MALKOFF: To start off, I wanted to see if the Apple
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Store would allow me to have a pizza delivered.
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[ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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MARK MALKOFF: Hey, I was wondering if I could get a
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pizza delivered, a large pizza.
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That's great.
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I'm at the Apple Store, and I'm on the second floor.
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I'm wearing a green shirt.
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[ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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MARK MALKOFF: Oh, awesome.
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MALE SPEAKER: Did you just have a pizza
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delivered to the floor?
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MARK MALKOFF: Yeah.
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MALE SPEAKER: That's awesome.
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MARK MALKOFF: Do you want a slice?
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MALE SPEAKER: No, thank you.
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MARK MALKOFF: Are you sure?
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MALE SPEAKER: I'm positive.
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I just ate lunch.
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MARK MALKOFF: It's really hot.
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Would they allow me to have a romantic date with my
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extremely tall wife?
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Isn't this romantic?
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This is just like in being at Le Cirque.
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Oh, thank you.
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Where's the forks?
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Do you have the forks?
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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MARK MALKOFF: I love you so much.
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[TROMBONE PLAYING]
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MARK MALKOFF: Is it possible to dim the lights at all?
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We're on a romantic date.
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MALE SPEAKER 2: Sorry, guys.
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MARK MALKOFF: Could I get an Apple Store employee to help
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fix my broken iPhone while dressed as the most evil man
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in the universe?
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[BREATHING SOUNDS]
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MARK MALKOFF: Oh, hi.
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My iPhone is broken.
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I was wondering if you could be of assistance?
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MALE SPEAKER 3: OK.
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MALE SPEAKER 4: Do you have an appointment?
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MARK MALKOFF: My iPhone broke.
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MALE SPEAKER 5: Use the force.
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And what's your email, Darth?
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MARK MALKOFF: Darthvader[email protected]gmail.
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MALE SPEAKER 5: What is it?
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MARK MALKOFF: Darthvader[email protected]gmail.
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I used to be with Hotmail.
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Darth Vader gives hugs.
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And finally, we all know the Apple Store will allow a dog,
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but how about a goat?
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MARK MALKOFF: How's it going?
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Do you have any grass for my goat?
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No grass?
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OK, just wondering.
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Do you think that the goat is a Mac or a PC?
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He's a Mac?