Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles have you guys? Yes. Welcome to my fucking hates me. Episode one Gu Oh, God, He hates it. Oh, my God. What would collapse yesterday? We're gonna be trying animal products. Dog products? I don't fucking know. Literally gone literally, like buy. You know. Please be a part of Danny's world. I have shoes. Don't you want shoes? Don't you want a brand deal? By the way, check out who knows Instagram. It's, you know, Dawson where you'll see pictures of him hating me. Okay, Perfect. He loves it. He's loving it. You know, it's not animal abuse. I'm giving him gifts. And first for giving him the gift of a Frappuccino costume. Okay, so this is an actual fucking for Rapid. Gina. I'm sorry. Public, and it looks awful. Oh, my God. I have a little straw with cream on it. He Hey, wait, Look. Literally wants to be anywhere else, you know? Come on. Don't you wanna be a Frappuccino? You know you're never gonna get a brand deal if you don't work with the brands. Oh, Dad, are you gonna put it on him? Oh, no, This is sad. Maybe this is a bad Oh, I don't know if I like it. Oh, no. Hey, hates this Gino. Also, I think that's backwards. Here is more of a cape. No, no, it's more of a cape. Let Oh, look, he's smiling. He's finally He loves it. See, He's just like Dad. Like he doesn't like getting close cause he's a pretty well, but then once it gets in and he feels fly that doesn't ever feel like that. I never feel like Oh, my God! Wait. You only know when he sits, it looks like a cop. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God. I think you actually stopped. That's that's terrified. Oh, my God. You know. Oh, my God. He's a secret menu item. Oh, my God. This is my favorite video ever. It started off. Okay, this is time for my video, you know. Oh, my God. Actual Chris Kardashians, You fucking hated while we're doing costumes. We also have this constant. Oh, my God! Ups delivery! Oh, no. Don't you want to be a delivery person? He's like, I want to be the box. I want to be taken somewhere else. It doesn't even need an address. Bitch! Throw me off a cliff for a change. Wait. Oh, you're being so good job. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, wait. I don't get it. What are those Symbols be formed. They look hot. Dogs. I got a little person. Oh, my God. He's like a U. P s person. That's way too excited to deliver, is it? Stay touch. He's doing the Phoebe Road. Oh, he loves friends like his daddy. Oh, my gosh. Okay. See if he shakes. Wait. It's like he's kicking up a huge can. Imagine if u P s guy just gave you his foot goals. OK, so this next thing is a toy and it's a mouth with grills. So when you know chews on it, he'll look like a rapper. Come on. Oh, God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Wait. Good. Fuck. So close. I got almost got it, But no. Stop looking the balls and bite it. Okay. Oh, already bored with balls. Try to get the balls in his mouth. Oh, well, second, old person, we can't keep their dentures. You life so much easier when he was a cappuccino. This is dog Colo's, which I'm already wearing. Naturally, I'm also wearing jogging mouthwash. It's just smell of my ass. Okay, so this is really all this on Amazon, and it's actually perfume for dogs. It says do not spray directly and dogs face or his private areas. It should also say, Do not use because dogs don't fucking me for few, This is not refuse. This is literally, like, re bottled bath and body perfume. This is what my mom uses to cover up her shit. I used to use this in high school on my armpits because I was afraid of delivering. It meant I was trying to, and I wasn't ready for that. It's flammable. It doesn't say I'm back. Can't blow torch b r b. Okay, so I can't find my blowtorch. That's scary. So my nephews matches. Can you come help me light up this perfume? Honestly, when? Your morning routine asleep. I'll go to the doghouse. Okay, let's go. Okay. So I'm gonna light this match, and then you spray this ready? Maybe spray it, like, away from my face. First of all, let me see these even work. Who? You know, this is what Daddy's working looks like. Stay in college. We almost worked. Hold on let me light like five. It's scary that who knows? Like, watch. Like you didn't leave the room. He's like, he's like, I want to see my daddy's bird, you know. Okay, let's do it. 123 That was good, but I think we could get bigger. Want to drink? Whoa, whoa, whoa. After lining things with a blowtorch is this kind of thing, But it smells very toxic. Okay, Next. Because I want him to be lit just like his daddy. I have a light up fucking harness. How does this work? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait. This is gonna be incredible. Just a 2nd 0! Oh, my God. Oh, you really hate me. Let's go outside. Let's see what it looks like. Outside. Come on. The party's let Come on. This is great, because now I can see him really running away from me in the dark. Come on, outside. He really is like his dad. He's like, What's that food out there? Oh, wait. Come here. Oh, come on. You know, if I got one of those, we weren't together. You know, we'd be a lit fam if you could talk. I'm sure you'd say go home. If you could talk, you'd also say, huh?