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  • Morning, ladies.

  • My name is Jack Suffocating.

  • Welcome back toe, half life, Alex.

  • We're down in the deep, dark down deep Derek, Uh, Aunt Line Caves trying to get away from Jeff.

  • But I have a feeling that we're going to go up against something even worse.

  • Toilet paper.

  • Finally, I knew it.

  • This is really what everybody's gonna be after later.

  • Who would have known that in 2020 toilet paper?

  • It would be such a commodity.

  • Oh, my God.

  • My hand is freaking out.

  • Don't you just love from the tracking obeys what you wanted to?

  • I sure do.

  • Thanks.

  • Game.

  • All right, notice.

  • Wash your hands.

  • Sing Happy birthday twice.

  • Okay, I'm gonna show you.

  • You have to.

  • It's a start.

  • You've to get water your hands, get some, get some soap and wash your hands together.

  • Get all around, get between your fingers, You know, wash your thumbs because that's the place that everybody misses.

  • So it's very, very important.

  • What is this circle thing that keeps Oh, let's just Then they get activated.

  • Okay?

  • Right onto a wash.

  • Your fucking hands.

  • Thanks.

  • Anything around?

  • So I have all the guns then that I'm gonna need for this venture because I was kind of hoping for more, you know, have my business.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Wait.

  • I forgot.

  • That doesn't go in my back.

  • However, it's all about harmony.

  • Cool guns you can get later on.

  • I want those.

  • I don't want just these four stinky guns.

  • Wait, let me do this first.

  • So it's tough being annoying over and over again.

  • Um, okay.

  • Just to okay, that has to be you.

  • And then that has to be you.

  • Nice.

  • It's not that tricky.

  • It's not that difficult.

  • It's just a simple puzzle for your brain, you know, Let's check out a 32 resin.

  • I can get an extended mag.

  • Okay?

  • I don't know if I wanted an extended mag in that.

  • Well, it's gonna get for this burst fire or a bullet reservoir at the reservoir that holds 10 additional boards.

  • That's that's helpful.

  • I might get that one.

  • Or on auto loader auto loaders.

  • Good, but it's not, you know, it's not like a game changer.

  • I want stuff that's a game changer.

  • So I am going to get because I use this a lot on every now and then.

  • I'm just like Baba Baba Baba and then everyone.

  • I want every load, you know?

  • So, you know, I'm just gonna fucking get this.

  • I don't need to.

  • I don't need to justify my actions to you.

  • I'm gonna do what I want.

  • Then you go and you go and, you know, make it for me.

  • I wonder if I could have had another upgrade by now if I found all the residents that I had missed up until this point.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Check it out.

  • Like I'm just keeps getting better and better.

  • You know, Technically, I don't think there's a whole lot of your good left anymore.

  • Don't tell you what.

  • Let's put that idea on hold for now.

  • We could chat about my gun when you get back.

  • Okay?

  • We'll do.

  • Russell, um, any other resins around?

  • Not that it will matter right now, because I only have two.

  • Um, maybe, maybe not Ewan OpenTable thing.

  • See, it's it's hard to know which one's open and what don't.

  • What was in these were I just just now clicked with me that we're in a veterinary veterinary office.

  • I didn't know it's not until no, I mean the cages are a dead giveaway.

  • And you know this cage through the animal push?

  • Is that it?

  • Oh, I didn't know if there was a button or not.

  • Hello?

  • God, that's an ant.

  • Yes.

  • So you do know what, Aunt lines?

  • Yes, lik e leg ese online is so much better.

  • Plus, everyone calls him and Lane's.

  • What would you call him?

  • A leggy grand.

  • Lads, look at this.

  • Lots of meat on these bodies.

  • You could eat these for days.

  • Thank you.

  • I also think I saw some reason.

  • No, it was that.

  • Whoa!

  • God, It's like someone's nighttime now.

  • Jeez, on turrets!

  • Yeah, I forgot about those.

  • Can I mess with the turrets?

  • Oh, I was just gonna be so much fun Way.

  • This is a zoom.

  • Damn!

  • I mean, still a veteran or veterinary office.

  • For all intents and purposes, bitch.

  • Fuck!

  • What animal is this?

  • Can I see?

  • Oh, no, that's not what animal it is.

  • This exhibit is currently closed for routine maintenance.

  • You don't fucking safe.

  • It looks extremely, very closed.

  • Hello, animal.

  • Come on out.

  • It's safe.

  • I killed everything.

  • Maybe it's an ant lion exhibit.

  • Are are you allies?

  • I'm gonna take that as a yes Okay.

  • Shit.

  • Nice.

  • What the hell is this?

  • Are you 00 it's the school or something.

  • It's a saber tooth race sometime.

  • Come here.

  • I want to play with you.

  • Come here.

  • Num num, num num num num are biting his head off.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no.

  • Yeah.

  • Eat it.

  • Eat it.

  • Eat it.

  • Wear it.

  • Okay.

  • Whatever your keys, if you like.

  • The keys are very helpful.

  • High five.

  • Okay.

  • What else can we get in here?

  • Fuck the cans.

  • Look, the cans Get the moment in v r when it's so realistic.

  • You actually expected to touch.

  • You can my face when?

  • Nice.

  • Oh, that's all that's in here.

  • Okay, Got it.

  • Is warm as dicks in my room today.

  • They opened a window.

  • No, I didn't.

  • Maybe that's why.

  • Oh, hoping window live in the air.

  • All right.

  • I'm already Oh, that's nice to confuse it on my feet already.

  • Very good.

  • Very good.

  • What's up, Jimbo?

  • I was going, um You know what?

  • I'm gonna put you in there instead of this.

  • I always carry you around, and I always find you elsewhere.

  • These are way more useful in a pinch.

  • You guys get this?

  • Is it just a fossil?

  • Okay, take a bath with him.

  • Who wants to go on a trip to the zoo with Jack?

  • Come on, everybody.

  • Come on, subscribers.

  • Oh, fuck, yeah.

  • That's so cool looking.

  • Well, I came out over that so dynamic.

  • So video game.

  • I have to fight a bunch of bitches in here, aren't I?

  • See stuff over there.

  • I want that from downtown.