Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles guys. It's all it's all gone. YouTube didn't work out for me. I thought I could make it happen. I thought I could make it work if it just kept uploading videos every day. I thought that I could make you two a thing and my job, but alas, it didn't work out. So now I'm stuck being a janitor for a day. All right, I'm silver Upload videos, though. Try and make this work for myself to do list. Mop, bathroom, floor, clean go mode of events. Don't ask how it got there. Check basement for rats, man. I used to be like, Oh, top of morning, like boss. Subscribe, smash like upload every day. Now it's just pick up mop and mopped floor. That's boring. Who is that? Hello? Are you a fellow youtuber who failed? And now have to be a thinking. A janitor forgot. What the job I'm doing is okay. Batteries? Why don't you come on over? Batteries? What was that right here? Oh, that's spooky. I don't even show up in the camera, though. I'm invisible. Don't you hate that? Don't you hate it when you try and make a dent in the world and you're just invisible all the time. Room 100. Okay. Hi, buddy. Hi. This is Jonah Thursday. Not seedy Chairman Day. Can you leave? Talk. Hello? Hi. Who are you? Why is it so dark in here? Excuse me, Can you hear me? Okay. This is weird. I'm gonna go. I head out. See you later, dude. Uh, there's only an option to open the door. I'm sorry. I can't close it. I know. You probably say, Were you born in the field? And Yes, Yes, I was. I'm a potato. We're all born and feels you. Shut up. Okay. I don't hear another word out of you, do you? Don't even get a chance. Okay, where we go? Room. Wanna one? That sounds good, But doors lock it. And so his room 102 If you think we're going to go in there. Well, fool on you. Come on, man. I have a job to do. I didn't even want to be a janitor. I didn't choose the generator. Life chose me because I I didn't do my other job properly. All right. Being a janitor is a noble cause. I have to wipe up the messes that you create talk. Oh, you're here. Okay, now you're What are you doing? I know what's happening. Oh, God. Now I don't think is me. This is me. When I was a youtuber when I was uploading videos every day just sitting in the chair, not talking to anybody, just working people come up and say hello. And I'd be like, top of mourning so sad, but as a janitor, now I can see the folly of my ways. Okay, not that way. Where is the room? I have to mop. How do I get my mom back out again? Women's room now at the men's room. Okay. Ma. Pa. Pa. Ah, beautiful. Just a hint of pubic hair. How did the bubble gum get up there? All right, I'ma take a piss. Yeah, Yeah. I'ma go take a piss. Yeah, Yeah, This is my Penis. Oh, my God. I do not get paid enough for this. I'm actually getting paid at all. This is a terrible job. I don't wanna be here. Can I go home? What? I care about spooky scares or anything. I'm here to make a wage. I'm here to make a paycheck. What? I want to do is get my money. Go home by some Pokemon carrots. Open him up. Become one of those channels. Vent stuck. How about my fat ass? No. What are you doing? He's just walking out like Ellie and you. Too loud. Boom! Came out. I'm freak out about this pickup screwdriver. 00 Maybe it could break a venti. No, I'll break this one. No, I'm on. Screw that vent. And then I'm just gonna let it all out. That's why it's called Venti. I'm gonna open it up and be like So it all started with my dad. Oh, hell, no. Ah, definitely. I'm ahead out. Oh, God, is it? No, I was like, This is where I was looking. Was it? Wait, Is this Is this just the end? Is this the end of the game locket? Oh, I'm just gonna head down into the deep, dark down, deep down basement. No, no, no. If I don't pay attention to the sounds, if I'm louder than the scares, then it can't scare me. You guys, I think this is all I know. This is a scary game. Happy birthday. We got you good. Didn't weigh the look on your face. Ha ha. Oh, my God. I can't believe our plan for a happy birthday. You know, you are the best. Jenner. I don't even work in here like half a day. I got the gig that was sweet and wholesome. Unlovely. That was nice. Then. You know, I have for being that you do for so long, and I'll work it out if I never make friends again. They thought if the numbers don't define me, then what does the portals on the floor? Oh, but they came through this really friendship. It's for me, for B only. Not for you. Not especially not for you. You shut up. Yeah, If yeah, this is your toll. Okay, This this is the profits for the year. And then this is This is why I ended up coming out is yours. Okay, so if you could just sign on the dotted line here, I have to do this. You can't do that. It's just it's impossible trying to get him to do his taxes, but he won't do it, so I guess I have to do it for him. So welcome to a game about literally doing your taxes. The you chip thing didn't work out. Probably because I haven't paid my taxes in four years. So maybe that's part of the problem. Became janitor. That worked out great. That's been going well for me so far. So I'm going to do my taxes now. Here. So I have visual proof of me doing them. I keep taxes.