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  • guys.

  • It's all it's all gone.

  • YouTube didn't work out for me.

  • I thought I could make it happen.

  • I thought I could make it work if it just kept uploading videos every day.

  • I thought that I could make you two a thing and my job, but alas, it didn't work out.

  • So now I'm stuck being a janitor for a day.

  • All right, I'm silver Upload videos, though.

  • Try and make this work for myself to do list.

  • Mop, bathroom, floor, clean go mode of events.

  • Don't ask how it got there.

  • Check basement for rats, man.

  • I used to be like, Oh, top of morning, like boss.

  • Subscribe, smash like upload every day.

  • Now it's just pick up mop and mopped floor.

  • That's boring.

  • Who is that?

  • Hello?

  • Are you a fellow youtuber who failed?

  • And now have to be a thinking.

  • A janitor forgot.

  • What the job I'm doing is okay.

  • Batteries?

  • Why don't you come on over?

  • Batteries?

  • What was that right here?

  • Oh, that's spooky.

  • I don't even show up in the camera, though.

  • I'm invisible.

  • Don't you hate that?

  • Don't you hate it when you try and make a dent in the world and you're just invisible all the time.

  • Room 100.

  • Okay.

  • Hi, buddy.

  • Hi.

  • This is Jonah Thursday.

  • Not seedy Chairman Day.

  • Can you leave?

  • Talk.

  • Hello?

  • Hi.

  • Who are you?

  • Why is it so dark in here?

  • Excuse me, Can you hear me?

  • Okay.

  • This is weird.

  • I'm gonna go.

  • I head out.

  • See you later, dude.

  • Uh, there's only an option to open the door.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I can't close it.

  • I know.

  • You probably say, Were you born in the field?

  • And Yes, Yes, I was.

  • I'm a potato.

  • We're all born and feels you.

  • Shut up.

  • Okay.

  • I don't hear another word out of you, do you?

  • Don't even get a chance.

  • Okay, where we go?

  • Room.

  • Wanna one?

  • That sounds good, But doors lock it.

  • And so his room 102 If you think we're going to go in there.

  • Well, fool on you.

  • Come on, man.

  • I have a job to do.

  • I didn't even want to be a janitor.

  • I didn't choose the generator.

  • Life chose me because I I didn't do my other job properly.

  • All right.

  • Being a janitor is a noble cause.

  • I have to wipe up the messes that you create talk.

  • Oh, you're here.

  • Okay, now you're What are you doing?

  • I know what's happening.

  • Oh, God.

  • Now I don't think is me.

  • This is me.

  • When I was a youtuber when I was uploading videos every day just sitting in the chair, not talking to anybody, just working people come up and say hello.

  • And I'd be like, top of mourning so sad, but as a janitor, now I can see the folly of my ways.

  • Okay, not that way.

  • Where is the room?

  • I have to mop.

  • How do I get my mom back out again?

  • Women's room now at the men's room.

  • Okay.

  • Ma.

  • Pa.

  • Pa.

  • Ah, beautiful.

  • Just a hint of pubic hair.

  • How did the bubble gum get up there?

  • All right, I'ma take a piss.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • I'ma go take a piss.

  • Yeah, Yeah, This is my Penis.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I do not get paid enough for this.

  • I'm actually getting paid at all.

  • This is a terrible job.

  • I don't wanna be here.

  • Can I go home?

  • What?

  • I care about spooky scares or anything.

  • I'm here to make a wage.

  • I'm here to make a paycheck.

  • What?

  • I want to do is get my money.

  • Go home by some Pokemon carrots.

  • Open him up.

  • Become one of those channels.

  • Vent stuck.

  • How about my fat ass?

  • No.

  • What are you doing?

  • He's just walking out like Ellie and you.

  • Too loud.

  • Boom!

  • Came out.

  • I'm freak out about this pickup screwdriver.

  • 00 Maybe it could break a venti.

  • No, I'll break this one.

  • No, I'm on.

  • Screw that vent.

  • And then I'm just gonna let it all out.

  • That's why it's called Venti.

  • I'm gonna open it up and be like So it all started with my dad.

  • Oh, hell, no.

  • Ah, definitely.

  • I'm ahead out.

  • Oh, God, is it?

  • No, I was like, This is where I was looking.

  • Was it?

  • Wait, Is this Is this just the end?

  • Is this the end of the game locket?

  • Oh, I'm just gonna head down into the deep, dark down, deep down basement.

  • No, no, no.

  • If I don't pay attention to the sounds, if I'm louder than the scares, then it can't scare me.

  • You guys, I think this is all I know.

  • This is a scary game.

  • Happy birthday.

  • We got you good.

  • Didn't weigh the look on your face.

  • Ha ha.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I can't believe our plan for a happy birthday.

  • You know, you are the best.

  • Jenner.

  • I don't even work in here like half a day.

  • I got the gig that was sweet and wholesome.

  • Unlovely.

  • That was nice.

  • Then.

  • You know, I have for being that you do for so long, and I'll work it out if I never make friends again.

  • They thought if the numbers don't define me, then what does the portals on the floor?

  • Oh, but they came through this really friendship.

  • It's for me, for B only.

  • Not for you.

  • Not especially not for you.

  • You shut up.

  • Yeah, If yeah, this is your toll.

  • Okay, This this is the profits for the year.

  • And then this is This is why I ended up coming out is yours.

  • Okay, so if you could just sign on the dotted line here, I have to do this.

  • You can't do that.

  • It's just it's impossible trying to get him to do his taxes, but he won't do it, so I guess I have to do it for him.

  • So welcome to a game about literally doing your taxes.

  • The you chip thing didn't work out.

  • Probably because I haven't paid my taxes in four years.

  • So maybe that's part of the problem.

  • Became janitor.

  • That worked out great.

  • That's been going well for me so far.

  • So I'm going to do my taxes now.