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  • guys.

  • It's all it's all gone.

  • YouTube didn't work out for me.

  • I thought I could make it happen.

  • I thought I could make it work if it just kept uploading videos every day.

  • I thought that I could make you two a thing and my job, but alas, it didn't work out.

  • So now I'm stuck being a janitor for a day.

  • All right, I'm silver Upload videos, though.

  • Try and make this work for myself to do list.

  • Mop, bathroom, floor, clean go mode of events.

  • Don't ask how it got there.

  • Check basement for rats, man.

  • I used to be like, Oh, top of morning, like boss.

  • Subscribe, smash like upload every day.

  • Now it's just pick up mop and mopped floor.

  • That's boring.

  • Who is that?

  • Hello?

  • Are you a fellow youtuber who failed?

  • And now have to be a thinking.

  • A janitor forgot.

  • What the job I'm doing is okay.

  • Batteries?

  • Why don't you come on over?

  • Batteries?

  • What was that right here?

  • Oh, that's spooky.

  • I don't even show up in the camera, though.

  • I'm invisible.

  • Don't you hate that?

  • Don't you hate it when you try and make a dent in the world and you're just invisible all the time.

  • Room 100.

  • Okay.

  • Hi, buddy.

  • Hi.

  • This is Jonah Thursday.

  • Not seedy Chairman Day.

  • Can you leave?

  • Talk.

  • Hello?

  • Hi.

  • Who are you?

  • Why is it so dark in here?

  • Excuse me, Can you hear me?

  • Okay.

  • This is weird.

  • I'm gonna go.

  • I head out.

  • See you later, dude.

  • Uh, there's only an option to open the door.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I can't close it.

  • I know.

  • You probably say, Were you born in the field?

  • And Yes, Yes, I was.

  • I'm a potato.

  • We're all born and feels you.

  • Shut up.

  • Okay.

  • I don't hear another word out of you, do you?

  • Don't even get a chance.

  • Okay, where we go?

  • Room.

  • Wanna one?

  • That sounds good, But doors lock it.

  • And so his room 102 If you think we're going to go in there.

  • Well, fool on you.

  • Come on, man.

  • I have a job to do.

  • I didn't even want to be a janitor.

  • I didn't choose the generator.

  • Life chose me because I I didn't do my other job properly.

  • All right.

  • Being a janitor is a noble cause.

  • I have to wipe up the messes that you create talk.

  • Oh, you're here.

  • Okay, now you're What are you doing?

  • I know what's happening.

  • Oh, God.

  • Now I don't think is me.

  • This is me.

  • When I was a youtuber when I was uploading videos every day just sitting in the chair, not talking to anybody, just working people come up and say hello.

  • And I'd be like, top of mourning so sad, but as a janitor, now I can see the folly of my ways.

  • Okay, not that way.

  • Where is the room?

  • I have to mop.

  • How do I get my mom back out again?

  • Women's room now at the men's room.

  • Okay.

  • Ma.

  • Pa.

  • Pa.

  • Ah, beautiful.

  • Just a hint of pubic hair.

  • How did the bubble gum get up there?

  • All right, I'ma take a piss.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • I'ma go take a piss.

  • Yeah, Yeah, This is my Penis.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I do not get paid enough for this.

  • I'm actually getting paid at all.

  • This is a terrible job.

  • I don't wanna be here.

  • Can I go home?

  • What?

  • I care about spooky scares or anything.

  • I'm here to make a wage.

  • I'm here to make a paycheck.

  • What?

  • I want to do is get my money.

  • Go home by some Pokemon carrots.

  • Open him up.

  • Become one of those channels.

  • Vent stuck.

  • How about my fat ass?

  • No.

  • What are you doing?

  • He's just walking out like Ellie and you.

  • Too loud.

  • Boom!

  • Came out.

  • I'm freak out about this pickup screwdriver.

  • 00 Maybe it could break a venti.

  • No, I'll break this one.

  • No, I'm on.

  • Screw that vent.

  • And then I'm just gonna let it all out.

  • That's why it's called Venti.

  • I'm gonna open it up and be like So it all started with my dad.

  • Oh, hell, no.

  • Ah, definitely.

  • I'm ahead out.

  • Oh, God, is it?

  • No, I was like, This is where I was looking.

  • Was it?

  • Wait, Is this Is this just the end?

  • Is this the end of the game locket?

  • Oh, I'm just gonna head down into the deep, dark down, deep down basement.

  • No, no, no.

  • If I don't pay attention to the sounds, if I'm louder than the scares, then it can't scare me.

  • You guys, I think this is all I know.

  • This is a scary game.

  • Happy birthday.

  • We got you good.

  • Didn't weigh the look on your face.

  • Ha ha.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I can't believe our plan for a happy birthday.

  • You know, you are the best.

  • Jenner.

  • I don't even work in here like half a day.

  • I got the gig that was sweet and wholesome.

  • Unlovely.

  • That was nice.

  • Then.

  • You know, I have for being that you do for so long, and I'll work it out if I never make friends again.

  • They thought if the numbers don't define me, then what does the portals on the floor?

  • Oh, but they came through this really friendship.

  • It's for me, for B only.

  • Not for you.

  • Not especially not for you.

  • You shut up.

  • Yeah, If yeah, this is your toll.

  • Okay, This this is the profits for the year.

  • And then this is This is why I ended up coming out is yours.

  • Okay, so if you could just sign on the dotted line here, I have to do this.

  • You can't do that.

  • It's just it's impossible trying to get him to do his taxes, but he won't do it, so I guess I have to do it for him.

  • So welcome to a game about literally doing your taxes.

  • The you chip thing didn't work out.

  • Probably because I haven't paid my taxes in four years.

  • So maybe that's part of the problem.

  • Became janitor.

  • That worked out great.

  • That's been going well for me so far.

  • So I'm going to do my taxes now.

  • Here.

  • So I have visual proof of me doing them.

  • I keep taxes.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • Toss trash yet?

  • Well, this copy is amazing.

  • They say it's amazing.

  • I know you love coffee, and they say that this is amazing.

  • I don't know if I should keep this.

  • Let's talk.

  • Okay, let's toss.

  • I've got another one.

  • Okay.

  • Keep taxes.

  • Being bold is a choice, is it?

  • I don't know if it is.

  • What is the calculator numbers going up?

  • Is that how much taxes have to do?

  • Okay, Carrie, back here.

  • That Keep my taxes.

  • Get rid of that.

  • Okay.

  • So far, I haven't done the taxes.

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • I did seven taxes.

  • I threw away eight things.

  • Tax returns, guys, it's free money.

  • That's that's free money right there.

  • I don't know about you guys, but if I said away the taxes, it's free money.

  • Uh, outside it as Billy Bob.

  • Billy Bob McGinty here.

  • Okay.

  • Next day I did my taxes for wait.

  • What?

  • He went through my taxes quarterly, her yearly or whatever, but I don't have to do it daily.

  • Okay, This this is a letter.

  • I probably should keep this.

  • No, I They say it's the most amazing coffee, and I really want to try it out.

  • But not right now.

  • I'm gonna keep these.

  • Doesn't know what the air who?

  • Possessing something.

  • Attack energy.

  • We did it.

  • Reddit energy.

  • Okay, I don't want that.

  • Uh, maybe it was big dick energy bills.

  • I don't know if you keep builds.

  • I'd rather keep Roberts free money.

  • Limited time only you everybody.

  • It's a scam, though.

  • I know my nose is tingling.

  • I can't mess this up again.

  • I have to keep my taxes in check.

  • Look at all these fakes.

  • If only they were really like the time I gave all my money to the Nigerian prince.

  • Taxes done day to doing my taxes or somebody else's times.

  • I'm not sure our taxes work, but I'm pretty sure I'm the best at it.

  • All right.

  • These are chicks.

  • Maybe I should keep those irs important.

  • Oh, are you going to deport me.

  • You're gonna send me back to Ireland.

  • Please don't.

  • Okay?

  • Money goes up when I do that.

  • I don't know what that means.

  • Someone speaking my ear.

  • You know, we're not keeping the money.

  • That's going.

  • Fraud is shifty eyed, little weirdo.

  • So I got rid of that.

  • Damn it!

  • I just heard a voice in my left here, not you.

  • You don't trust an IRS person.

  • All right, Taxes done.

  • My big giant fat hands.

  • I get it.

  • I did 18 taxes and I threw away.

  • How many things?

  • 12 things.

  • Okay.

  • How much money do I get?

  • That's free money.

  • Basically observing.

  • Nothing wrong with my plan is flawless.

  • This plan is sound.

  • There's nothing wrong with this plan on.

  • It's flawless.

  • I don't like this.

  • This got scary.

  • What's happening?

  • I don't want free ipads.

  • I don't want free houses.

  • I don't want free money.

  • Only want to do is my taxes.

  • Please, Please let me out of this hell.

  • Does it ever end or God?

  • It does keeps life Keeps life in my auntie want again.

  • Oh, I did zero taxes when I threw away everything.

  • My life is a mess.

  • I actually did my actual signature.

  • Superb.

  • Dammit!

  • I don't like this.

  • It just has five.

  • Now, I don't even have a sweet cup of Joe feeling trapped.

  • Look, no further.

  • I don't like this.

  • I thought this was just gonna be a happy hold some time about doing my taxes.

  • You know, most exciting job there is.

  • I didn't I didn't expect spooks.

  • It's all.

  • It's all your fault.

  • I can feel your eye staring at me.

  • The back of my head.

  • I can feel you watching me.

  • Do you ever feel watched?

  • I knew it.

  • Yeah.

  • Sometimes I feel my mildly watch.

  • Thanks.

  • I'm sorry, but Nani the fuck e like this, like this, It's all gonna be okay.

  • It's all gonna be okay.

  • I feel I'm watching me because the next day have in store?

  • Yes.

  • Oh, God.

  • It's just his error to feel like you're being watched.

  • Yes, I do.

  • You should have kept the security thing.

  • Let's keep on free money.

  • Important checks, taxes, bills.

  • Are you crazy?

  • No.

  • What the fuck?

  • Now you're talking May E could feel you.

  • It's not in my brain anymore.

  • I'm not crazy.

  • You're crazy.

  • Shut up!

  • That's wife just cause I sit here and I talked to myself every single day.

  • Damn it doing?

  • Damn, It doesn't even matter.

  • Does anything matter anymore?

  • We're matter.

  • Oh, does it even matter?

  • I just heard that.

  • It's listening to me.

  • The voices.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • I don't like this.

  • You ever feel like you're being watched?

  • Do you ever feel like there's something?

  • Four.

  • What?

  • Seven My name is Mmm.

  • Okay.

  • Just do it in the dark town.

  • Oh, no.

  • I have to summon Satan.

  • I don't feel so good, Mr Stark.

  • Get the ball.

  • Keep them all.

  • It's just Satan.

  • It's just Satan.

  • It's It's no big deal.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I could do both at the same time.

  • I'm amazing.

  • I want to get to the letter.

  • How do we get to the letter of the end?

  • Only wanted to do was my taxes all I wanted.

  • Don't you dare On Lee wanted to do is feel alive.

  • I think we're getting to the bottom of this school.

  • Yes, yes, we're almost there.

  • It's a letter from my dad.

  • Do you really want to go back?

  • No, I can't go down.

  • I'm not controlling this.

  • I'm not controlling this.

  • My hand is doing that on its own.

  • What is going on?

  • No, I do want to go back.

  • Oh, God.

  • Bye bye.

  • Bye bye now.

  • By your houses.

  • By everything.

  • Buy stocks.

  • Go back to sleep.

  • What money?

  • Dollars tips.

  • Hippies.

  • Hippies left.

  • Left, Right.

  • Um, I doing this Or am I being controlled?

  • You know what to do anymore.

  • I don't have to do anymore.

  • I feel like I'm being watched.

  • I think I am being watched.

  • Hello?

  • Who are you?

  • Oh, see, It's it's You don't make sense to take these pills.

  • Oh, God, I'm freaking out.

  • Would you like to go back?

  • Could they say no this time?

  • Oh, I don't like that.

  • I don't like that.

  • That was spooky.

  • That was scary.

  • They really, really got to me.

  • It really made me feel like I was being watched.

  • Well, the hilarious Larrys Larry is there is fury.

  • I cut off of the top.

  • Uh, Larry's Fury cap to is what it's called in the folder.

  • Don't let this fool you.

  • This menu is not as high as the quality of the actual game, but this looks like it's just somebody's attempt at recreating some of Tomb Raider two on.

  • That is one of my favorite games ever, Because was one of the first games I ever had for my PlayStation.

  • And I played so much.

  • But I got so enraptured with world, Lara went like globetrotting toe like Asian areas and things like that.

  • And she went to Venice, and I was always fascinated by it.

  • And I was not good enough of the game to be able to finish it as a kid or even get past some of the starting area.

  • So I had a friend of mine come over and play some of the game for me.

  • And he got a little like level two.

  • And I was, like, so much to this game.

  • And then when they find out how to actually play it, I was able to get further into it.

  • So I want to play more of this.

  • My self.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, see?

  • Look how cool.

  • This is a man.

  • Okay?

  • How do I How do I actually play?

  • Spaces Jump!

  • He is to pick up.

  • I was hoping she'd make the sounds.

  • My God, this is awesome.

  • I want to re made to Raider.

  • I want to write or to re masters, but that would be so cool.

  • Can we get to greater 12 and three?

  • Remastered, please.

  • Those were so good to read or two is amazing.

  • The first level you were in the Great Wall of China and you could fight a T Rex.

  • And then you went to Venice shortly after that.

  • Oh, my God.

  • The sound effects of the exact same.

  • When you pick up secret, she go, uh, on the bright blue.

  • Oh, so good on the music was amazing.

  • And you could go to her mansion and you could trap the butler in the freezer and everything, And there was a secret maze that you could press a button.

  • If you're good enough, you could get to the secret major.

  • To this day.

  • I still don't know what was in that room.

  • Good.

  • Or maybe of the shining.

  • Oh, man, this is amazing.

  • Oh, the snowmobile.

  • Whoops.

  • This'll give me, like, the biggest nostalgia boner.

  • This is awesome.

  • All the sound effects of the same.

  • Jeez, I haven't thought about this stuff in a long time.

  • Oh, God, That's not supposed to happen on the old game.

  • You could like you go to the edge of something, you can pick this up.

  • Oh, God, Yes, I picked it up.

  • Anyway, that's all over place.

  • But you could, like, walk to the edge of a thing, press back, jump back.

  • And then if you press forward and jumped slightly after you, time it perfectly so you could jump the gaps exactly on time.

  • The door to Raider games are too much like uncharted.

  • And their crap way needs some good old tomb Raider back.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • I don't know where I'm going.

  • I'm crashing this all over the fucking shop, does it?

  • There's a gate over here to the left.

  • Let's go that way.

  • D'oh!

  • I really want to play too great or too right now.

  • Whoa!

  • What is this?

  • OK, get out for a sec.

  • Sorry.

  • Snowmobile and fucking destroy you.

  • Who were health.

  • I actually gonna fight something.

  • Yeah, whatever can claim that we get to the gate first.

  • Oh, man.

  • And this really controls.

  • They caught a modern tomb Raider game would controlling.

  • I'm not going to take the jet ski Snowmobile.

  • Listen, Jessica, because it kind of feels like it's hindering me more than it's helping me.

  • Whoa!

  • Is Minecraft torches?

  • All right?

  • I might need the snowmobile because this is far away.

  • Pick up that duty.

  • Oh, excuse me.

  • Person who made this game or people?

  • Can you remake all of to rate or two?

  • Yes.

  • Let me go.

  • What are you doing?

  • I'm assuming I'm trying to open up that gate.

  • It's fine.

  • It's just a little bruised.

  • Oh, kids everywhere.

  • But I've yet to find out a reason to use them.

  • I want to find a secret and hear that sound effect again.

  • Okay, now I'm glad I brought the Snow Mobile with me.

  • This is gonna take forever.

  • Or any of the rest of you play too great or too I love you.

  • Funny.

  • Fade the newer ones.

  • Did I just restart?

  • Oh, God damn it!

  • I broke it broken again.

  • If I broke it on to it, I can break it off of it.

  • Let's go.

  • Let's go.

  • Yes.

  • Come on, Go.

  • It's not working.

  • I think about it this way.

  • You're gonna have sex glutes after this.

  • Well, to be fair, she just have sick too.

  • It's already like those bad bonds, those pixelated cheeks.

  • Look at those sharp edges.

  • Everything everybody wants whatever to go to the gym.

  • That's what they're aiming for.

  • Laura has the impossible figure to attain.

  • Oh, God.

  • What happened?

  • Larra out here with these ridiculous body standards.

  • Come on, girl.

  • Where is the end of this place?

  • I really wish I didn't crash my snowmobile.

  • Okay, I have to jump this.

  • I don't even know if I can as Lara, can I grab?

  • Oh, God.

  • I'm gonna die again.

  • Okay?

  • No, no.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It actually does the fall.

  • That's amazing.

  • That was like her thing.

  • If you feel high enough, you would do that scream, and they should break all the bones in the ground.

  • It was epic.

  • Oh, I don't need that.

  • Let's back it on up.

  • Let's get ready for the right of your life.

  • Epic gamer meant Whoa, Pappy wrapped.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Look at you go, Lara.

  • Big snowmobiles on you.

  • All right.

  • Don't let me do another one.

  • Just get to the end of what this has to be.

  • I'm very nervous and goto break it again like that.

  • That's how we do it.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • What have you got up your sleeve?

  • Holes here game.

  • You got stuff to fight.

  • I don't want to shoot things.

  • You can't get the guns and not give me things to shoot.

  • It's quiet.

  • Too quiet.

  • Oh, look at her Go.

  • You do?

  • Do do.

  • Oh, switch epic.

  • All right, Now use it.

  • Nice.

  • Wait.

  • That was only one.

  • Where's the other one?

  • Okay, let's not do this song and dance again.

  • Laura.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • The music.

  • Oh, man, I missed this game.

  • This isn't generator too, but it's reminded me a lot of it.

  • And I really miss that game.

  • Oh, man.

  • I'm gonna go back and watch some of the cut scenes for Tomb Raider to after this.

  • I could be Quote them word for word.

  • I'm Bob from the music.

  • Still is books.

  • This is legitimately awesome.

  • Love this.

  • Wait, where's the other switch, though?

  • Okay, let's get our snowmobile.

  • You were oddly round.

  • Why go?

  • That's not enough speed.

  • Yes, it is hot.

  • I'm getting some spite immediately.

  • Could see myself as a child in our kitchen with my PS one.

  • All this music.

  • Good God.

  • It's gonna make me crying.

  • Simpler times.

  • Me, my ps one, actually times a pretty simple for me right now.

  • What have I got to complain about?

  • Where's the other switch, though?

  • What's in the booth?

  • Who?

  • You look important.

  • Hello.

  • Extra videogame section.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Listen to that music.

  • I can't be the only one getting serious flashbacks from this claim.

  • She just does it on her own.

  • Back in my day, you had to press square and then hold X, I think, Oh, God.

  • The fact that she's doing it on her own and I have no agency over that is really messing me up.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Then was a tomb Raider three.

  • She could actually go around the corners.

  • Radios too.

  • And one of them you couldn't go around the corners and then you could and it was like, What?

  • You modern gamers have no idea what it was like to see a three d game, Actually, that you go around corners like that.

  • She was wild.

  • We got all the animations of the exact same.

  • That's that's fucking with my head.

  • Oh, God.

  • One false move and it's all over for this gamer.

  • This is really tense.

  • I just wanna hit the switch.

  • I wanna hit the switch and I want to get out because I think if I die, I have to research the whole of the and I really don't want Oh, yeah?

  • Look at those little gloves.

  • Little holes in the back of them made no sense, but it was cool.

  • And every time I saw her jump and hold out her arms to grab an edge, it was always like you kind of jumped too high.

  • And then you slide down onto the edge and I was even as a kid, I was like, Man, your wrists are gonna be could upto fuck after that.

  • Oh, I hate this.

  • I hate this.

  • Well, Laura, you've seen better days.

  • Oh, look at that game Just disappeared randomly, weirdly, and deleted itself off my computer.

  • I guess we can't go back and play it again.

  • It was awesome.

  • I love that.

  • I really want to play too late or too right now, but I don't have a way of playing it.

  • Um, I don't have PS one.

  • Why didn't they put Tomb Raider two on the PS one classic mini thing?

  • What the hell?

  • Sony.

  • Come on.

  • Lara Croft needs to be out there enjoying yourself again.

  • fighting dinosaurs and stuff.

  • I really want to find out a way of playing it right now.

  • I need high.

  • Well, that's going to do it for me.

  • From mice.

  • Me myself.

  • Where did you get that hot?

  • You wearing that hat the whole time?

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