Do you miss it?

I miss it.

I miss the simpler times.

It just recording one of these.

It's it's It's been a long day.

It's been a long day.

I want something nice and easy to just sit back, kick back at some dilemmas out of the way, make ourselves feel good about situations.

Answer some ridiculous fucking questions.

I'm down here now.

I'm just going to that.

So down here, the 1st 1 is asking us, Would you rather be dangled over the edge of a cliff or be forced to public speak?

Now I have the benefit of have never having never been dangling over a cliff.

I have the benefit of having done a lot of public speaking at this point.

If you didn't know I did a little World tour, call the Jacks up the guy.

How to get your life show company World tour.

Do you have 90 minutes to go over it?

Which, by the way, the documentary is still being made.

I know a lot of you are asking about that.

It's gonna come out eventually.

I just don't have a definitive date yet, but hopefully in the earlier part of this year.

But being able to being forced to public speak is not that difficult.

Um, at least for me, public speaking has never actually been that hard.

Maybe it's because I've been speaking to a lot of people that watch the channel, so that makes it a lot easier.

But I would never like to be dangled over a cliff.

This could probably be being tased into testicles.

And I still would like it more.

This this would be horrible hate heights.

Fuck off.

And you see, a 1,000,000 people agree with me because I'm very smart, and I know what I'm talking about.

If you don't agree with that, then what do you want to do about it?

Going to the conference, right?

And angry thing at me, huh?

I see you.

Yeah.

40 seconds.

Video goes up in.

Someone's already disliked it.

Who is that?

Who does that I'm not even upset about?

I'm genuinely curious.

Every movie you watch replaces the lead role with Nicolas Cage.

Oh, Mama.

Every seven years performed by Nickelback.

Oh, the Nic Cage one Honda 0%.

Why would you ever want Nickelback to do all the songs?

See, one enhances I'm one D grades.

This is an upgrade.

Having every movie.

Imagine watching Jurassic Park and the T Rex at the face of Nicolas Cage on it.

Beautiful.

Would you rather none stop peeing for the rest of your life?

Or non stop crying for the rest of your life?

What tells you that I'm not non stop crying already?

I feel like non stop peeing would be very distracting and very difficult to deal with.

Let's face it, there's a liquid quantity.

Let's let's get down to some fucking signs here, shall we?

You take a piss.

How much liquid comes out?

Uh, a lot.

Sometimes.

Yeah.

When you cry, how much comes out even more?

That's sad, I hope.

I hope you are okay.

I think having tears come out of my eyes would be a lot more easy to live with than peeing all the time.

I couldn't do anything if I was being all the Damon was crying all the time.

People just look at me weird.

I think there's wind in my eyes.

I think I got a very bad phone call.

All of U P.

Love and weirdos Ping is fine, but it's very not good for most life.

Okay, sentence for badly in mouth.

Next time, make better mouth for the rest of your life.

Would you rather eat every meal?

Mixed word carbonara sauce Who?

Mamma Mia Pizzeria.

Drink every drink mixed with four Loko.

I don't know what four local is.

First of all, you spelled it wrong because apparently it's ello.

Ko Now you're making me look like a fucking fool.

Ah, so it's an alcohol drink.

An alcoholic beverage, as one might say.

Yes, quite.

I will have it.

I have a four Loko.

I'm feeling quite amorous tonight.

Is packaging, by the way, is an assault on my eyeballs.

I'm going to go at every meal mixture, carbonara, sauce.

Let's do the O spa.

Spicy meatball.

I've started to bring the blue back into a fucking contention.

He didn't say how much of it had to be mixed in.

Now I don't want to have to drink alcohol with every fucking drink that I have.

That means even if I just if I work out.

And I have a thirst for water for good out ish.

That would mean that I have to drink with four local every time.

I don't want that.

I want carbonara sauce in my veins in my blood.

I want to be half Italian.

Basically.

Would you rather reach your ideal salary or reach your ideal weight?

Well, thankfully, I've gone above and far beyond what I thought my ideal salary should be.

I've been very, very fortunate in that regard, but I'm not at my ideal weight.

Okay?

Christmas is hard.

Is the winter okay?

Gets very dark here in England.

Get started like four PM and I can't go inside.

Do anything, and I hate it.

What else am I supposed to do other than sit on the couch?

What?

Shark tank on Netflix.

And have a nice beer and eat a lot of snacks.

Okay.

I like it.

It's my comfort.

Leave me the fuck alone.

Trying to be better about it.

I start working out again recently.

I hope it goes well.

69% nice also.

Yes.

Money of the people in the world are not at their ideal salary.

It's gonna ridiculous the sort of proportional distribution of wealth in the world.

Well, they think I read something today that 162 billionaires have the equivalent of half of humanity's wealth.

It equates to 1/2 off humanity's wealth into 162 billionaires.

That is fucking wild.

Would you rather be on jury duty?

You're gonna work for the work.

I love my job.

I have a great job.

I feel like people who don't want to go to work don't like what they do.

I love what I do.

My job is awesome.

Oh, people are out there looking for their ideal job because it does need to pay well, that that would be great if you could get the job that you love doing and it pays well.

But being about a boom, that's a mama's spaghetti.

But it seems like everyone just complains about work.

I know not everyone is fortunate enough to get to do the job that they love, but I hope that a lot of you can, because it would suck.

I mean, I remember doing some work.

I didn't even do it for very long, and I hated it.

I like the routine of it because I like getting into a routine.

And I like things going the way it should.

But I have to, like, wake up at 8 a.m. every day and goto work and so sit around and blob of club oir Hope you're gonna be rocket scientists and lab technicians.

Be a fun job.

I don't know.

Whatever you want to do in your life, I hope that you accomplish it.

If you ran a society, would you rather have your society focus on culture, art, literature, music, films or have your society focus on science?

Oh, shit.

Balls, men.

First of all, I don't think society we live in one.

I don't think society can function on each either of these exclusively.

I'm I'm more of a free spirit As much as I absolutely love science, I love the scientific method of understanding things I don't like wishy washy shit.

I like when stuff is like, quantifiable.

I like space like exploration.

I like all of the I'm not good at math, but I love the people who are and I love all the stuff that science is about.

I love discovering planets and all that kind of shit.

But I'm also more of like a freer spirit where I just I love consuming artistic things.

I love I love sound design.

I love characters.

I love stories.

I love plot.

I love music.

A lot of the stuff that I've done with my life falls way more into this aspect Off of questioning.

I'm gonna pick blue, even though oh, very, very interesting science will probably make society last longer and go further.

We've accomplished a great many things that science.

I know the absolute importance and significance of science, of course, because, like insulin and penicillin and all that kind of stuff on antibiotics, even just the medicinal site of science has done wonders for humanity.

And we're not all dead at the age of 30 anymore.

But for me personally, I absolutely love art, literature, music, films, out of all that stuff.

Whatever, man.

It's a hypothetical question.

Go off in the comments.

If you want.

No one gives a shit.

Would you rather fight Hulk Hogan or fight Dwayne?

The John Roxanne?

How do you think I would rather be beaten up by Dwayne?

Just let's fight him.

It could be play.

Fighting could be tickle.

Fight Could be a pillow fight.

I would love to have a pillow fight with Dwayne to John Rocks and a coca is just old and silly Now no one cares.

Whole Cogan don't cares about hawk mania that was in the past.

Don't cares, Hogan.

Put your shirt back on.

What you doing?

So you're so weird.

Stop.

I know you know, your dancing was Dwayne Johnson isn't have some specimen of a man, and I I like him to beat me up any day.

Oh, come on.

You're looking at this and pure.

Oh, I'd be able to beat them up, regard that small brain thinking That's fucking smooth, stinky In here.

Every brands had to give you one punishment.

Would you rather I'm basically 30?

My parents don't give me punishments.

Would you rather live without your phone or live without your computer iPod and clean clothes?

This is a very disproportionate balance.

I would much rather live without my phone.

Of course, everyone picks this.

If you said your phone or your computer, it would have been better.

But you put computer iPod and clean codes.

You gotta know the stakes can't just put in any sort of bullshit.

Okay, This is serious.

Would you rather own a mini horse or regulars?

Many horse, please.

Oh, he's so cute.

It's a fucking regular horse.

Lovers.

Fuck off.

You had a teeny tiny, many horrors.

You could bring him inside.

He considered the couch.

Watch you go.

A shark tank with him.

He's so cute.

You could play with your cat.

I want many horse with the cat.

Tougher.

Much of Britain around.

He's so cute.

There's plenty of breaking her horses already.

Foot breaking a horse.

Where you going to do for Could feed it, Brush it right around Bo.

This one?

I could post que pictures on it and the agent would know of me.

It's a regular horse.

Costs a lot.

Many horse who caused half assed much would rather burp confetti or fart later.

Confetti.

I have said this once.

I've said it twice.

I thought he said it a dozen times.

Book Glaber.

Not literally.

Figuratively it can.

It can die.

I would be very happy if we accumulated all the glitter in society.

An artistic society, as I have deemed.