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Wake up feeling whiney with Merlot-infused coffee.
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Containing red berry flavor with subtle hints of currants and blackberries.
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There's no alcohol but there is caffeine so fill up your morning with
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“This awesome mug...”
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SHH!
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“But I..”
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Almost...now you may speak.
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“Okay awesome because…”
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Nevermind time to poop Because this is LÜT!
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PARdon me I'm perfecting my put with the potty putter which comes with a putting green,
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cup and flag, putter, “Do Not Disturb” Door Hanger and 2 golf balls.
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Then drop the putter and pick up the peanut butter.
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almond butter, cashew butter, and so much more with the Nostalgia Professional
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Peanut Butter and Nut Butter Maker.
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Go nuts pouring up to a pound into the see-through hopper. Then fill the oil dispenser, and turn
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it on.
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Your days of only one food spread are over because now you have the whole kit 'n'
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fondoodle.
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Hot glue gun for cheese.
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Load the canister with the cheese of your choosing, snap it into the body, plug it in,
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and...Whoa look at you, Vincent Van-GOUDA!
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What a MUNSTERful BRIEation.
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If you prefer your food floating feast on the flavorful fun of edible bubbles.
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For a more durable dish try this make your own gourmet chocolate pizza kit.
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It comes with a 7 inch tin and all the ingredients you need to make your pie delicious, gloat-worthy,
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and goat-worthy.
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Measured on the Animal Novelty Metric Scale.
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It works like a normal scale except it lets you know what animal you weigh as much as.
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Okay, stepping on it now. Please don't be the whale PLEASE don't be the whale. Ahh!
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PHEWY!
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the color Copying Chameleon Lamp.
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A radiant reptile who changes color depending on what it's sitting on.
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Want a blue Huey?
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Place it on a blue platform.
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Green?
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You know what to do.
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Put it on a green thing. A thing that's green.
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Just because Huey blends in with his surroundings doesn't mean you have to so stand tall and
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proud with
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The Smart Wearable Posture Trainer.
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Designed to reduce pain and increase productivity.
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Place it on your back and every time you slouch it will vibrate. *zzzz* That's my vibrate sound effect.
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Sync it to your smartphone to keep track of your posture progress.
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Wow you're doing great! You're on fire!
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Wait.
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That's your lotion.
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When this candle is lit, the wax melts at a low temperature, turning it into warm body butter.
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When it's cold, it can be used as solid perfume to waft smells up in the sky...
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a bionic bird drone
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that's controlled by your smartphone, flies indoors and outdoors at up to 12 miles per hour.
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You know what they say, the early bird drone gets the worm so have a good night's sleep
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With the Sound Asleep iMusic Pillow.
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It works as a speaker to lull you to sleep more comfortably than headphones without disturbing
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those around you.
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Now bust out your NarWHALLET
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for these heated narwhal slippers.
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And there's s'more USB heated slippers where that came from.
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But to create a marshMELLOW ambience
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Use the holiday illuminated sheers that have 200 LED lights to cast a festive glow.
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Now glow be the light of any holiday party with
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The crackling fireplace digital christmas sweater.
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That has a secure pocket for your smartphone on the front.
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Download the free app with the animation, slide it in, and double tap to turn it on
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or off.
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Novelty digital clothing?
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Now that's got my Seal of Approval. I approve.
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And as always, thanks for watching.