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  • (both laughing)

  • - Talk about how amazing my carrot cake was.

  • - Right, yes.

  • Hello everyone!

  • Welcome to today's livestream,

  • in which Claudia would like me to discuss how amazing

  • the birthday cake she made for me was.

  • Is that it?

  • - Well, you didn't really say much about it.

  • - No. (both laughing)

  • This is not the...

  • - It was an amazing birthday cake,

  • it was so good. - It was.

  • - It was low FODMAP, so it was sugar free, dairy free,

  • and gluten free. - It was.

  • - It was amazing. - Not dairy free.

  • Lactose, it was lactose free. - Sorry,

  • lactose free.

  • - Yeah, it had Greek yogurt and cream cheese,

  • they were lactose free ones.

  • Yeah, I'm pretty impressed with myself.

  • - That is very impressive.

  • - This on the other hand was the full fat, sugar,

  • everything bad for you cake. - Gluten. (laughs)

  • - Which I'm eating, - That one.

  • - And actually you can see it like glistening,

  • it's that much sugar in it.

  • - Ew. - Yeah I know.

  • - But that's not what we're actually here for

  • in today's livestream.

  • By the way,

  • do let us know if you can hear and see us perfectly

  • and we will try and adjust this thing if not.

  • - Ah, there's Walter, hi guys.

  • - Oh, hey Walter.

  • You're joining our stream?

  • - He's just trying to come get my cake.

  • - No I see.

  • No, today we're doing a birthday PO box unboxing!

  • - Woo!

  • - Of all the amazing things that I got sent

  • for my birthday,

  • 'cause it was my birthday if you didn't know.

  • Like, two weeks ago.

  • - Gonna go on about it for the next, oh I can't do math,

  • 300 and 14 something days. (Jessica laughing)

  • - I'm 30 now, alright?

  • - Oh my god.

  • - That means I'm allowed to get three times as excited

  • about my birthday as I did last decade.

  • - Okay.

  • That's some strange.

  • (Jessica laughing)

  • - That's my mats, that's the birthday mats,

  • everyone knows the birthday mats, surely.

  • Back me up here.

  • They know.

  • Yeah, anyway,

  • so we're gonna open stuff and we're gonna play a game

  • where every time someone gets a Super Chat,

  • which you can do at the bottom of your little chat

  • that you're going through there,

  • every time someone asks a questions with Super Chat,

  • we have to answer it in 30 seconds.

  • - I don't know who's idea this was 'cause,

  • we ramble so we may miss-- - We do ramble.

  • - A Super Chat quite easily.

  • - But that's why we've got Clara,

  • Clara is today moderating,

  • she's down in the comments if you see my face,

  • the name pop up, it's not me, it's Clara,

  • who's currently having her hair bleached.

  • - Oh is she?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Is she at the hairdresser still?

  • - (laughing) Yeah!

  • - She's just sitting there moderating.

  • - Clara just sat there with bleach on her head,

  • moderating these comments.

  • You go Clara!

  • You go!

  • I think, I think, correct me if I'm wrong here Clara,

  • but I think she's going yellow.

  • What you saying there Clara?

  • - Everyone is like, missing Claudia.

  • That was a good thing. - Aw, see?

  • - I'm here, it's okay!

  • - Everybody love you.

  • I love you the most.

  • - Mhm, that's probably true.

  • - Huh?

  • - I said that's probably true.

  • - Oh I hope so.

  • Should be.

  • I'm your wife.

  • - If there's someone else that loves me more,

  • then maybe I should ditch you,

  • (Jessica laughing) and get with them.

  • - If there's someone else who declares they love you more,

  • I shall duel them!

  • - Duel them?

  • - I'm not sure how, or what with.

  • - With your intellect.

  • - What? - And humor.

  • - My humor,

  • We shall duel.

  • - A comedy laugh off.

  • And I'll sit there and I'll be like (laughing).

  • - So, I think we're gonna go well.

  • Okay, give me a present.

  • - Oh, I'm passing you things, right.

  • Whoop!

  • - Ooh!

  • - This is a big envelope.

  • - This is exciting.

  • This is from Laura Elizabeth, in Competence.

  • - United States.

  • That's just her road name.

  • - Oh, sorry!

  • Don't read out people's road names Jessica.

  • Jesus.

  • She's from Eldersburg,

  • that's what I meant to say.

  • Oh, this is very exciting.

  • I like when they're quite big.

  • Ooh!

  • Presents!

  • - Ooh, someone.

  • What would be your dream birthday adventure?

  • - What, you really scared me there.

  • - From CC1arm. - Don't sneak up on me.

  • Sorry?

  • - What would be your dream birthday adventure?

  • - Okay, and we've got 30 seconds to do it.

  • (speaks quietly)

  • - What would be your dream birthday adventure?

  • - Wait, I'm gonna time you.

  • - Oh am I answering it?

  • I think it's you that has to answer it,

  • it's your birthday.

  • Oh, Tilly, hi!

  • - The dogs are very cute.

  • Okay, okay, okay, 30 seconds, my dream birthday adventure.

  • That right?

  • Okay.

  • My dream birthday adventure would be

  • just kind of the birthday that we went on actually

  • 'cause we went to a spa and it was really great,

  • and it had a swimming pool,

  • and I love swimming pools.

  • Maybe, if it was somewhere really exciting,

  • like maybe if we went to the Lake District

  • and it was either super, super snowy

  • or quite warm 'cause I like the Lake District when it's both

  • got lots and lots of snow and really sunny.

  • - I think snowing would be nice, 'cause it's like--

  • - Oh yeah, 'cause my birthday is in January 21st,

  • so it would be kinda silly if it wasn't,

  • if it was really, really hot and not snowing.

  • So yeah, snowing and a spa and you.

  • (alarm ringing) - In the Lake District.

  • That's good.

  • - Yeah.

  • Welcome.

  • - Okay. - Yay!

  • Oh we have a new member?

  • Hello!

  • Wait, is your name Lowlifeonbatteries?

  • 'Cause that that is cool.

  • Hi new member!

  • By the way, we have this thing called

  • the Kellgren-Fozard Club.

  • But the last time we did a livestream,

  • was actually a private livestream chat

  • for the Kellgren-Fozard Club. - I wasn't there.

  • - Huh? - I was at work.

  • - You came in at the end. - Oh yeah,

  • I came in at the end.

  • - They saw your faces.

  • Your faces? - Yeah,

  • they might've just seen my like, body down,

  • 'cause I don't think I bent down low enough.

  • - They saw you? - They saw my, yeah.

  • - Anyway. - Anyway, yeah.

  • - It was fun, yeah. - Open presents!

  • - Okay, okay.

  • This is from Laura.

  • Aw, she says I hope you enjoy the brown paper packages

  • tied up with string.

  • - Aw, we do.

  • - Aw!

  • Claudia's present was slightly damaged.

  • - Why've I got a present?

  • Whoa.

  • - Wait, are these Christmas presents?

  • These may be delayed Christmas present as well.

  • Aw.

  • Right, lovely letter to read later, thank you Laura.

  • Happy birthday Jessica.

  • - No, it says happy birthday, so.

  • - Oh look, one says Claudia and one says Jessica.

  • - Oh that's cool.

  • - My birthday is going very well for you.

  • - I think it might be a book, just throwing it out there.

  • - Huh? - It might be a book.

  • - Ooh, is it by any chance, what was it,

  • "The Periodic Table of Feminism?"

  • - Oh god. - Because I got that.

  • (laughing) Twice.

  • - We were opening our presents with our friends

  • and they were like, uh.

  • Be careful. - It'd be pretty funny

  • if it was that.

  • - Huh?

  • - I'd be pretty funny it it was that.

  • - Yeah. - I don't think it is.

  • - No, no, ooh.

  • - Hello. - What is it?

  • - Oh wait, why am I staring at yours?

  • Look at mine.

  • - It's a notebook, a C!

  • - Ooh, mine's a J!

  • - With a pen. - Oh, it's got a pen!

  • - That's nice.

  • - Sorry, I get very excited by pens, clearly.

  • Ooh. - Looks good.

  • For my notes. - This is so cool.

  • We're really into notebooks,

  • so this is a very good present for us.

  • - We like writing notes.

  • Thank you very much! - Thank you!

  • - So many pages of paper.

  • Okay.

  • - Well it gets a bit weird, the paper.

  • - Oh, sorry.

  • - Go for it.

  • And the next question is... - Lynventure.

  • - Watching you on a no spawn day, great livestream.

  • Thank you! - No spoon day, darling.

  • - What?

  • - Watching you on no spoon day.

  • - Dyslexia! - You said spawn.

  • - (laughing) I don't even know what that means!

  • - It's when you're like, are like literally minus spoons.

  • (Jessica laughing)

  • - We're getting to minus spoons,

  • you're only had the spawn. - Just the spawn.

  • - Oh dear.

  • Well hi Lyn, thank you very much.

  • I am glad that we can enjoy you on your no spoon day.

  • - Yes. - No spoons.

  • - Okay. - Oh no.

  • He's actually playing with that paper.

  • - Woo! - Woo!

  • - Wait, I'm just in the way here, you go.

  • You enjoy yourself back there.

  • Next present!

  • This is so fun.

  • Oh, this is from,

  • I remember this!

  • This is from Catherine's lovely big box.

  • If you've watched, what was it called,

  • Christmas.

  • - Christmas day box opening?

  • - Thank you, yes.

  • - I don't know. (both laughing)

  • - We did a video where we opened Christmas presents.