Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (both laughing) - Talk about how amazing my carrot cake was. - Right, yes. Hello everyone! Welcome to today's livestream, in which Claudia would like me to discuss how amazing the birthday cake she made for me was. Is that it? - Well, you didn't really say much about it. - No. (both laughing) This is not the... - It was an amazing birthday cake, it was so good. - It was. - It was low FODMAP, so it was sugar free, dairy free, and gluten free. - It was. - It was amazing. - Not dairy free. Lactose, it was lactose free. - Sorry, lactose free. - Yeah, it had Greek yogurt and cream cheese, they were lactose free ones. Yeah, I'm pretty impressed with myself. - That is very impressive. - This on the other hand was the full fat, sugar, everything bad for you cake. - Gluten. (laughs) - Which I'm eating, - That one. - And actually you can see it like glistening, it's that much sugar in it. - Ew. - Yeah I know. - But that's not what we're actually here for in today's livestream. By the way, do let us know if you can hear and see us perfectly and we will try and adjust this thing if not. - Ah, there's Walter, hi guys. - Oh, hey Walter. You're joining our stream? - He's just trying to come get my cake. - No I see. No, today we're doing a birthday PO box unboxing! - Woo! - Of all the amazing things that I got sent for my birthday, 'cause it was my birthday if you didn't know. Like, two weeks ago. - Gonna go on about it for the next, oh I can't do math, 300 and 14 something days. (Jessica laughing) - I'm 30 now, alright? - Oh my god. - That means I'm allowed to get three times as excited about my birthday as I did last decade. - Okay. That's some strange. (Jessica laughing) - That's my mats, that's the birthday mats, everyone knows the birthday mats, surely. Back me up here. They know. Yeah, anyway, so we're gonna open stuff and we're gonna play a game where every time someone gets a Super Chat, which you can do at the bottom of your little chat that you're going through there, every time someone asks a questions with Super Chat, we have to answer it in 30 seconds. - I don't know who's idea this was 'cause, we ramble so we may miss-- - We do ramble. - A Super Chat quite easily. - But that's why we've got Clara, Clara is today moderating, she's down in the comments if you see my face, the name pop up, it's not me, it's Clara, who's currently having her hair bleached. - Oh is she? - Yeah. - Is she at the hairdresser still? - (laughing) Yeah! - She's just sitting there moderating. - Clara just sat there with bleach on her head, moderating these comments. You go Clara! You go! I think, I think, correct me if I'm wrong here Clara, but I think she's going yellow. What you saying there Clara? - Everyone is like, missing Claudia. That was a good thing. - Aw, see? - I'm here, it's okay! - Everybody love you. I love you the most. - Mhm, that's probably true. - Huh? - I said that's probably true. - Oh I hope so. Should be. I'm your wife. - If there's someone else that loves me more, then maybe I should ditch you, (Jessica laughing) and get with them. - If there's someone else who declares they love you more, I shall duel them! - Duel them? - I'm not sure how, or what with. - With your intellect. - What? - And humor. - My humor, We shall duel. - A comedy laugh off. And I'll sit there and I'll be like (laughing). - So, I think we're gonna go well. Okay, give me a present. - Oh, I'm passing you things, right. Whoop! - Ooh! - This is a big envelope. - This is exciting. This is from Laura Elizabeth, in Competence. - United States. That's just her road name. - Oh, sorry! Don't read out people's road names Jessica. Jesus. She's from Eldersburg, that's what I meant to say. Oh, this is very exciting. I like when they're quite big. Ooh! Presents! - Ooh, someone. What would be your dream birthday adventure? - What, you really scared me there. - From CC1arm. - Don't sneak up on me. Sorry? - What would be your dream birthday adventure? - Okay, and we've got 30 seconds to do it. (speaks quietly) - What would be your dream birthday adventure? - Wait, I'm gonna time you. - Oh am I answering it? I think it's you that has to answer it, it's your birthday. Oh, Tilly, hi! - The dogs are very cute. Okay, okay, okay, 30 seconds, my dream birthday adventure. That right? Okay. My dream birthday adventure would be just kind of the birthday that we went on actually 'cause we went to a spa and it was really great, and it had a swimming pool, and I love swimming pools. Maybe, if it was somewhere really exciting, like maybe if we went to the Lake District and it was either super, super snowy or quite warm 'cause I like the Lake District when it's both got lots and lots of snow and really sunny. - I think snowing would be nice, 'cause it's like-- - Oh yeah, 'cause my birthday is in January 21st, so it would be kinda silly if it wasn't, if it was really, really hot and not snowing. So yeah, snowing and a spa and you. (alarm ringing) - In the Lake District. That's good. - Yeah. Welcome. - Okay. - Yay! Oh we have a new member? Hello! Wait, is your name Lowlifeonbatteries? 'Cause that that is cool. Hi new member! By the way, we have this thing called the Kellgren-Fozard Club. But the last time we did a livestream, was actually a private livestream chat for the Kellgren-Fozard Club. - I wasn't there. - Huh? - I was at work. - You came in at the end. - Oh yeah, I came in at the end. - They saw your faces. Your faces? - Yeah, they might've just seen my like, body down, 'cause I don't think I bent down low enough. - They saw you? - They saw my, yeah. - Anyway. - Anyway, yeah. - It was fun, yeah. - Open presents! - Okay, okay. This is from Laura. Aw, she says I hope you enjoy the brown paper packages tied up with string. - Aw, we do. - Aw! Claudia's present was slightly damaged. - Why've I got a present? Whoa. - Wait, are these Christmas presents? These may be delayed Christmas present as well. Aw. Right, lovely letter to read later, thank you Laura. Happy birthday Jessica. - No, it says happy birthday, so. - Oh look, one says Claudia and one says Jessica. - Oh that's cool. - My birthday is going very well for you. - I think it might be a book, just throwing it out there. - Huh? - It might be a book. - Ooh, is it by any chance, what was it, "The Periodic Table of Feminism?" - Oh god. - Because I got that. (laughing) Twice. - We were opening our presents with our friends and they were like, uh. Be careful. - It'd be pretty funny if it was that. - Huh? - I'd be pretty funny it it was that. - Yeah. - I don't think it is. - No, no, ooh. - Hello. - What is it? - Oh wait, why am I staring at yours? Look at mine. - It's a notebook, a C! - Ooh, mine's a J! - With a pen. - Oh, it's got a pen! - That's nice. - Sorry, I get very excited by pens, clearly. Ooh. - Looks good. For my notes. - This is so cool. We're really into notebooks, so this is a very good present for us. - We like writing notes. Thank you very much! - Thank you! - So many pages of paper. Okay. - Well it gets a bit weird, the paper. - Oh, sorry. - Go for it. And the next question is... - Lynventure. - Watching you on a no spawn day, great livestream. Thank you! - No spoon day, darling. - What? - Watching you on no spoon day. - Dyslexia! - You said spawn. - (laughing) I don't even know what that means! - It's when you're like, are like literally minus spoons. (Jessica laughing) - We're getting to minus spoons, you're only had the spawn. - Just the spawn. - Oh dear. Well hi Lyn, thank you very much. I am glad that we can enjoy you on your no spoon day. - Yes. - No spoons. - Okay. - Oh no. He's actually playing with that paper. - Woo! - Woo! - Wait, I'm just in the way here, you go. You enjoy yourself back there. Next present! This is so fun. Oh, this is from, I remember this! This is from Catherine's lovely big box. If you've watched, what was it called, Christmas. - Christmas day box opening? - Thank you, yes. - I don't know. (both laughing) - We did a video where we opened Christmas presents.