The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Alec Baldwin, 5 Seconds of Summer)

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-No, you hang up.
[ Giggles ] No, you -- you hang up.
All right. On the count of three, we'll both hang up.
Ready? One, two, three.
You didn't hang up! [ Giggles ] Okay.
All right. Bye, Dr. Fauci.
Hi, everyone.
Welcome to "The Tonight Show at Home Edition."
Of course, I'm coming to you from my house,
and I wanted to say thank you
for watching the show on NBC or on YouTube,
and I'm sending out all my thoughts and prayers
to everyone in New York City, my hometown.
They're going through some rough times right there.
So I'm thinking about you guys right now.
Our guest is a New Yorker. He's in Long Island, actually.
Alec Baldwin.
Great, great, great actor and friend of mine.
So, he's going to be on the show,
and his charity that he's talking about
is EastHamptonFoodPantry.org.
And it's pretty cool that he's doing this,
reminding everyone to support your local food pantry.
You might not even know if you have a local food pantry.
So, you can Google...
"local food pantry near me,"
and it will probably come up,
and you can support in any way you want.
Either bring probably canned foods,
or they would probably love money.
You know, I know for East Hampton Food Pantry,
$25 can feed a child for a week.
That's pretty amazing.
So, thank you, Alec, for being on the show.
Also, from 5 Seconds of Summer,
Luke Hemmings is going to be on the show tonight
doing their new song called "Old Me"
from their new album called "Calm"
that comes out tomorrow.
But I love those guys every time they come on the show.
I appreciate that they're doing an at-home performance.
It's gonna be pretty cool.
It's gonna be a fun, fun show.
Guys, what is your favorite food?
Frannie, what do you like to eat?
Popcorn?
Winnie, what do you like to eat?
-Popcorn and any ice cream.
-Yeah. Popcorn and ice cream. -No!
-Wha-- -[ Babbling ]
Unicorn pop-- Unicorn popsicles.
-Unicorn popsicles. Okay. Good.
Oh, Winnie, that's beautiful.
Winnie's been drawing all these great drawings for the show.
What is that? -[ Babbles ]
-Who you draw-- Who is that?
Me? -No. Me.
-You drew you? Let me see if it looks like you.
Pretty good. I'd say that's Frannie.
That's beautiful. I love it.
Uh, okay, guys. I'd like to do maybe a monologue right now.
Hey, if you guys like the joke, okay, give a thumbs up.
-Uh-huh. -And if you don't like it, go...
Pbht!
[ Laughter ] -Pbht!
-Yeah, but you could also do this, too.
Remember? Thumbs up.
-What if you don't like it? That means you do this.
-Oh, you can -- Sure, you can do that, too.
You can do that. -Or you could do pbht!
-Okay, yeah. Okay. Just keep the popcorn in your mouth.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
All right. Here we go. Ready? Welcome to "The Tonight Show."
Bud, you're really crunching that.
Smackin' behind me.
Welcome to "The Tonight Show at Home Edition."
Well, guys, I got to be honest, the boredom of isolation's
really starting to set in.
Today, I started a master class from Ken Burns' hairstylist.
-Pbht!
-Pbht!
-Maybe google Ken burns. I don't know.
Seriously, I'm bored out of my mind.
Last night, I binge-watched ten hours of my doorbell camera.
-Pbht! -Pbht!
[ Laughter ]
-Honey, look, a leaf. Ooh.
Um, I think my family's getting a little tired of me, too.
This morning they said, "We know it's dangerous out there, Dad,
but why don't you just give it a shot?"
-Pbht! -Pbht!
[ Girls laughing ]
-These are crazy times.
Video chatting with everyone you know
is getting a little weird.
It's one thing to know what someone else's house looks like.
It's another to know what it looks like up their nose.
-Pbht! -Pbht!
[ Girls laughing ]
-I feel like everyone's dentist.
Uh, listen to this.
I read that the language learning program Rosetta Stone
is offering a free three-day trial,
and everyone who signed up is like, "Okay, great.
I have three days to learn French."
-Pbht! -Pbht!
-What?
[ Girls laughing ]
-That's -- [ Laughs ]
That was okay. You were laughing after.
Oh, this one's good.
I saw that some people are actually still flying
during this pandemic.
Instead of zones and groups,
passengers are now separated by idiots and morons.
-Pbht! -Pbht!
-We'd now like to welcome our premier-plus morons to board.
Uh... -Pbht!
-I didn't tell the joke yet. I didn't tell the joke yet.
I read that Nancy Pelosi turned 80 years old today.
-Pbht! -No, I didn't finish the j--
That's the setup. There was a really sweet moment
when every member of Congress sang her "Happy Birthday."
-Pbht! -Unfortunately, it turned out --
Unfortunately, it turned out
they were all just washing their hands.
[ Laughs ] -Pbht!
-Oh, get a sense of humor back there. Gosh.
And finally -- Did I get a thumbs down?
-No. -Not yet. All right.
That's not that bad then. I feel pretty good.
-Pbht! It's better. Better!
-And, finally, this is crazy. A guy who was self-isolating
actually sent his Chihuahua to the store with money
to buy Cheetos for him, and it worked.
Yeah, it doesn't sound like real life.
That sounds like a plot to a Seth Rogen movie.
-Pbht! -Pbht!
-There you go. That's the monologue for tonight, then.
Uh, thank you very much.
-We did it to every one! -I know you did.
Okay, guys, now it is time for...
-Pbht! -No.
Hashtags! -Pbht!
-Frannie, where -- What are you doing?
Are you coming out? -Hashtags? What are hashtags?
-What are hashtags? They're sweeping the nation.
They're a comedy thing that we do on our show
where we tell everyone at home what the subject is
and they hashtag, and they...
They -- They, um, write what they think is funny,
and they send it out, and it was actually --
This was trending worldwide. Watch your head.
-Can I hold this? -Um...
-I want to hold -- -You gonna go out, too?
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
-Hold it steady. -We're really working on that.
[ Laughter ]
Yep. [ Laughs ] -Okay.
-All right, guys, this is Hashtags.
I want to thank Frannie and Winnie for being here
and their mom for being our camera operator.
Thank you so much.
Frannie? I know. Thank you very much.
Um... -[ Laughs ]
-No, no, no. Absolutely not. No, no. Thank you, though.
-[ Laughs ] -I love your shoes.
Oh, my goodness. They're nice shoes.
Did you pick those out?
-Yeah, they're toys. -They're toys. Okay.
All right. Let me do this, okay? I'm going to do this.
-I'm going to go upstairs. -Okay...
-I'll play piano. -Okay. Here we go.
You're gonna play piano. Okay. [ Clears throat ]
[ Feet stomping up stairs ]
Okay.
[ Feet stomping ] -It's already at seven!
[ Feet stomping ] -Wow.
[ Stomping stops ]
All right. So, this hash-- [ Stomping ]
This hashtag was called #IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen.
Okay? And it was trending worldwide.
So thank you for playing along and doing this.
This is pretty cool.
My example was, "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...
I whispered to my hand sanitizer,
'You're like a son to me.'"
[ Drum set and cymbals banging in distance ]
Fran-- Frannie?!
Francie?
[ Drum set and cymbals banging in distance ]
Hold on one sec.
So, thank you for sending these hashtags in.
Let's look at some of our favorite examples.
First one is from @maribeth1959.
She said, "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...
I started labeling my pajamas 9 a.m. PJs and 9 p.m. PJs."
[ Laughs ]
Thank you, Mari Beth.
This one's from @Ashley87101540.
Very easy to remember. -[ Laughs ]
-"#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...
I got so bored, I put the Christmas tree back up."
[ Laughs ]
We should do that maybe.
This one's from at @dhygiene21.
It said, "When I arranged my daughter's stuffed animals
in order of who I would like to be friends with first."
[ Laughs ]
Do you have any favorites? -Mm-hmm.
-You have a couple of favorites stuffies, right?
-Yeah, sure. -What's the octopus?
-Oh. Otis. -Yeah. Otis. That's it.
This is from @MichaelDWhennen.
He said, #IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...
after the first week of home schooling --
one kid suspended, one expelled,
and one teacher fired for drinking on the job."
[ Laughs ]
This one's from @Massara03076701.
"#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen... I spent an hour learning
how to make shadow puppets twerk."
[ Laughs ]
That's...
This one's from @MarySivils. #IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...
I started to braid cooked pasta."
Ooh, I might do that later. That's a good idea.
This one's from @DaSkrambledEgg.
Said, "#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...
I was trying to figure out which trash-bag scent I liked better."
Well, yeah. That's... [ Laughs ]
That's cabin fever there. Yeah, yeah.
This one's from @abbey-rhoade.
It's spelled "rhoade" like that.
"I was checking on math homework and asked my daughter
how she only got 3 out of 25 right.
'Mom, that's the date."
[ Laughs ] Oops.
This one's from @toriloomis9.
"#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen... I started a bar crawl
by putting beers in every room of the house."
Yeah, that's pretty creative right there.
This one's from @jgoldddd.
"#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen... I started cleaning my broom."
[ Laughs ]
That's so Danny Tanner.
Uh, this is from @steven-cracker.
"#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...
I started counting my dog's 'breaths per blink.'"
Wow. That really is.
And our final one here is from Stephen P.
"#IKnewIHadCabinFeverWhen...
I finished Netflix."
That's it, everybody. That's our Hashtags.
Thank you so much.
When we come back, more of "Tonight Show at Home,"
and we'll be talking with Alec Baldwin.
Come on back.
♪♪
-Ha! -Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ] Oh, my God.
Let's do a dueling diabolical comic book villain laugh.
I'll go first. Ready? [ Laughs evilly ]
-[ Laughs evilly ]
-Wait a second. Carmen, you go.
-Okay. -So, it's, like this.
-Do it. Ready? -More important,
I feel something in my pocket. -What is it?
-What is it?
-[ Screaming ]
[ Laughter ]
-That tells you everything that's going on here.
Wait, say hello.
-Hi. -Hi, Hilaria. Hi, Carmen.
I miss you.
So you scared me with that spider.
-He had his plans. -You got me so good.
You scared me.
How you doing, buddy? You look great.
-She comes ready with all her props.
Well, we are here as I know you are.
And it's going great, Jimmy. It's going great.
I mean, what can be better than this, you know?
Cooking every night,
we're cleaning the kitchen. We're doing laundry.
We're watching the kids.
-[ Laughs ]
-Put them to bed at night.
And just being with the kids all day.
Every minute of every day.
-All day long, yeah. -We're not working.
I don't have a job. Nothing is going on.
But the birds are singing.
-Yeah. -And the kids are just great.
It's just great.
-Oh, my -- He's cracking.
He's cracking.
-We are having a good time because we have really,
you know, weather permitting and everything as you know
out here is weather permitting.
'Cause the few things there are to do out here,
there's not much.
They're closed. -Yeah.
-Everything's closed. So we are going out,
weather permitting, beach walks and this and that,
and just keeping busy, and keeping moving.
A lot of reading and a lot of,
you know, school work for them is coming up.
They're going to start home schooling on Wednesday.
-Yeah, I mean, how many Zoom meetings
have you been in since the quarantine?
-I've had a couple. I've had a couple.
I said to my friend, I said,
"We missed the boat on that Zoom stock."
-I never heard of that two weeks ago.
-My wife is -- Are you working from here?
What are you doing? Are you working?
-I am working from -- well, we're trying.
We're all trying to change everything and figure
out this new way of work.
-Are you Zooming, too? -I'm Zooming.
-Excuse me. Where's Winnie?
-Winnie is not here.
Winnie is not here right now.
Both of the kids have -- -I'm out now. Bye.
-I locked them in the basement.
And I told them it's an escape room.
[ Laughter ] -What about you?
How you doing? -I'm doing great.
I mean, Nancy is directing this show.
And so she has to listen to all my jokes all night.
I might have gotten one laugh from Nancy.
-Yeah. We know that's why we love Nancy
'cause she got the Jimmy vaccine a long time ago.
She's immune. You know what I mean?
She just doesn't -- She doesn't --
-We think you guys are funny. We think you guys are funny.
It's just we have learned to laugh on the inside.
-[ Laughs ] -All the time, we just see it.
-That's what it is?
-We're constantly thinking that you're --
It's amusing. It's amusing.
-Oh, are you watching any movies or anything?
-Yeah, you know, I started watching --
What did I watch?
I watched -- -We were watching "The Crown."
-I had watched "The Crown" awhile ago.
Went crazy for "The Crown."
Binged all three seasons of "The Crown."
And there's just -- from the design level --
like in the movies and in TV you rarely see things
that are that beautiful, the sets and everything else.
And what's the other thing I just finished watching?
What was I watching just the other one?
-I don't know. I'm always sleeping.
-The one where Jason Bateman --
Not "Ozark," but the one he produced.
-Oh, yeah, the Stephen King one, HBO.
-Yes, yes, yes. "The Outsider."
-"Outsider." -So I watched "The Outsider."
-But how great is Bateman? -Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. It was so disturbing.
Yeah, so disturbing.
-Well, I only saw the first one.
He was fantastic.
I got to see more of it. -I love "Ozark."
I can't wait for that to come back.
I'm waiting for Hader's show to come back.
-Oh, yeah, you got to watch that.
-Dying for "Barry" to come back.
I mean, there's shows I've watched not a lot.
-Have you seen "Curb" this year?
-I watched a little bit of that, yeah.
I watched a little bit of that, yeah.
-The first episode is --
might be the most brilliant thing he's ever done.
-Is it really? -Oh, you go to --
-I just saw one where he -- where he's --
is that the one where he's arguing with Mocha Joe
about the wobbly table?
-Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Where Jeff looks like Harvey Weinstein.
-Yes. Poor Jeff.
Poor Jeff.
I saw -- I watched "Curb Your Enthusiasm,"
but I said what's Harvey Weinstein
doing on the show?
He's supposed to be in jail with coronavirus.
-Oh, my gosh.
-I feel something else in my pocket.
-Alright.
-That can conjure up whatever I --
-Okay.
-A famous deck of cards. -Oh, my God.
-We've been playing a lot of cards.
-We've been playing a lot of cards, Jimmy.
-Very into War.
-Carmen, there's lot of things in your pocket.
This is fantastic.
-Yeah, it's like Mary Poppins --
you know what I mean? She's, like, got all the stuff.
-Everything in the pocket comes out.
-Yeah, the laugh is coming out, yeah.
She got a rhino in there.
What else you got? She play the playing cards.
-It even has cards inside.
-Yeah. -Hey, fantastic.
You know what we have been doing --
-We have a deck of cards. -"Chutes and Ladders."
Are you playing that a lot?
-We've been playing "Memory." -"Candyland."
And "Candyland." -We're playing "Candyland."
-Oh, "Candyland," too, same thing.
-Yeah, come on, Jimmy. Come on, man.
I mean, get with it. -Here's what I started doing.
I started playing the game backwards.
So, like, "Candyland" starts at the end.
And you've got to make it all the way to the beginning.
"Chutes and Ladders," I'm playing "Ladders and Chutes."
So, now the chutes are fun.
Now you want to get on a slide.
'Cause you want to make your way --
I mean, we're running out of ideas.
-And I am prediabetic, so I want to go backwards on "Candyland."
-[ Laughs ] -Go back. Less candy.
Now, who is the person you have spoken to in this tableau here
who you think is the most, like,
at their wits end and they're cracking up?
Who is going over the deep end?
-Oh, gosh, you mean besides me?
I mean, everyone is kind of been dealing okay.
I mean, I'm talking to Tina tomorrow.
So we'll see what she's doing.
She's going to be -- -I can't imagine.
-Yeah, she's going to be -- She told me she's doing
a lot of Zooming with Amy's kids
and Maya's kids and Dratch's kids.
And they're doing, like, improv and stuff.
So I want to talk to her about that stuff.
-They're writing scripts.
-I can feel, like, you know, when you do go for --
I walk the dog and stuff like that.
And you can feel, like, people are just, you know,
taking this very seriously, which is good.
But it's, like, it's -- I think this is day 14
that I have been quarantined.
How about you? How long have you been?
-Today is 14. Today is two weeks.
We came out Thursday the -- whatever that was.
-Yeah, that's what I did, too. -Thursday the whatever.
That's what it feels like now.
-Yeah, I don't even know what day it is now.
-Yeah, the 12th.
14 days ago today.
Yeah, you know that Tina is going to come out
the other end of the quarantine with,
like, another hit Broadway musical idea.
Like, everyone's --
-I was talking to Lin-Manuel and I go --
He goes, "Everyone keeps saying to me like,
'Dude, you have so much time to write.
You have so much time to write.'"
He goes, "No, I don't.
I'm actually teaching math to my kids now.
I'm like a tutor. Like, I'm not a teacher.
I don't know what I'm doing. Like, my day is packed."
-I've had some good laughs on the show.
They show these things online, like, the pictures, like,
"family under normal circumstances."
They were all on the couch, watching iPad.
It says "family during the quarantine."
They're all at the park flying kites and riding --
-That's crazy, right? It's like --
-My niece had my favorite one of all.
She writes, "January 1, 2020, is going to be my year."
And then she writes, "March 16th, wiping my butt
with a coffee filter." -[ Laughs ]
Boy, do things change.
Boy, does life change quickly, huh?
-Yeah, exactly.
-Well, I know you're a Long Island boy.
And we always talk about Long Island when you're out here.
But your charity that you're going to work with that
I think is great, is easthamptonfoodpantry.org.
-Is that more of Nancy's chyron?
-Nancy's not drawing. That's the kids.
-Nancy's doing the graphics too.
Winnie's doing the graphics. Graphics by Winnie.
-Yeah, Winnie did this one.
Yeah. Easthamptonfoodpantry.org.
You're always doing stuff locally.
Why East Hampton Food Pantry?
-Well, you know, as you well know when you're out here
that lot of people --
Wait, we have another contestant here.
Say hi to Jimmy Fallon.
-Oh, my gosh, you're getting big, my friend.
You are big, buddy.
How old are you? -There he is.
My God, look at him.
-He's a stud. He's a stud.
-...of this household, let me tell you.
You and I both know
that you throw the word "Hampton" in there.
-Wait, tell them the pool. -Okay, hold on.
Raf wants to take you on a tour of the house.
Anyway, you know you that when throw the word "Hampton"
out there, people think it's a lot of well-to-do people.
It's a very kind of privileged, seasonal community.
But out here year-round, it's a working-class community.
And I've tried very hard over the years to do things
for the year-round community with the libraries.
I don't want to get into a long list of that.
But the food issue is hitting the wall here.
They've got more and more applicants that are going there
for donations from the food pantry.
So we thought -- and thank you to you,
and I mean that sincerely,
and thank you to Nancy who was very kind in facilitating this,
we wanted to do something for the local charities.
'Cause, I mean, I've got so many charities that we work with that
are going to hit the wall in the next, you know, couple months.
So we thought one thing we don't want to do
is forget the local people.
And also there's another charity I want to set up
which is what happens to your neck
when your son jumps on you like this.
-[ Laughs ]
-Specific neck pain.
And I want to set up a GoFundMe for that.
You want to show the spider to him?
-No! Don't scare me! I'm scared of spiders!
-Get Jimmy.
Oh, you're going to put it on my face?
Oh, God.
Okay. -It's fun.
It's long days, isn't it, Alec?
-Jimmy, you don't know the half of it, baby.
You got two. You got two girls.
With girls, you hand them a certain
kind of laundry list of items
and they could go at it for, like, hours.
You know what I mean? -Yeah, of course.
-But my sons -- my sons, you know, every 30 minutes
they just have an impulse to smash somebody with something.
-This is me and my dad.
-That's a nice picture. Let me see that.
-I'm going to cry
'cause that picture was taken on the streets of New York
in front of my favorite coffee shop
that I haven't been to in a month.
-Oh, gosh. -Two weeks.
-Two weeks. -Okay, two weeks.
It feels like forever. But you doing okay, buddy?
You doing okay? -Everything is fantastic.
I can't complain at all.
-We're going to make it. We're going to make it.
We're going to make it. We're going to make it.
-Thanks to people like you.
-I bet you're going to go back to the studio
'cause you're meant to spend the next 30 years of your life
getting introduced by Steve Higgins every night.
-[ Laughs ] -You and Higgins,
it can never end. It can never end.
-It can never end. I love hearing your voice.
I love seeing your face.
I love seeing your face.
Thank you for doing this. -I love you.
I love your wife. Tell her thank you.
And thank you so much, my friend.
-Bye, buddy. -Hopefully we'll see you soon.
Ciao. Bye. -Thank you.
Love you, bud. -You too.
♪♪
-Hey, guys, welcome back to "Tonight Show: At Home Edition."
I hope you're having fun.
We all need a little fun right now.
And I asked these two fun men that I know to do something fun.
And they did. They sent a video in.
They call themselves Two Fun Men.
And here they are. Please enjoy Two Fun Men.
♪ It's quarantine time for everyone ♪
♪ You can't leave your home, but you can still have fun ♪
♪ You can give your dog a pair of shades ♪
♪ Or make a beard and mustache using Band-Aids ♪
-♪ You can play guitar, but using a broom ♪
♪ Or use a guitar to sweep your room ♪
-♪ Play basketball with your trash and your toothpaste ♪
♪ See if you can fit inside your suitcase ♪
-♪ You can put an onion in the bath ♪
♪ Or hold one near a photo of Mark McGrath ♪
♪ You can draw a really bad picture of a carrot ♪
-♪ If you own a bike helmet, you can wear it ♪
-♪ Make a scary ghost with just one Kleenex ♪
-♪ Glue an old lady onto one of your V-necks ♪
♪ Put a pair of socks on, go for a slide ♪
-♪ Put a banana on a Roomba and give it a ride ♪
♪ Room-ba-na-na, Room-ba-na-na ♪
♪ 2, 2, 3 ♪
♪♪
-♪ 1, 2, 3, and a 4 ♪
♪ I taped a raisin to my door ♪
♪ 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪
-♪ We're Two Fun Men and we like to quarantine ♪
-Guys, 5 Seconds of Summer, one of my favorite groups --
I love those guys.
They're always fun when they come on the show.
Wanted to do an intimate performance
from their home tonight.
Luke Hemmings is going to sing "Old Me"
from their new album "Calm," which is out tomorrow.
Which might even be tonight. It might be available now.
Anyways, enjoy.
-Hey, Jimmy.
It's Luke from 5 Seconds of Summer.
Obviously, we can't be in your beautiful studio,
but we're doing the best we can at home right now.
I hope everyone is staying safe out there.
Our new album, "Calm," came out tonight,
and this is a song off it called "Old Me."
I'm going to play a little bit of, it if that's okay.
So...
-Please welcome tonight's musical guest,
5 Seconds of Summer, ladies and gentlemen.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you, Jimmy.
♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪
♪ Glad you didn't listen when the world
was trying to slow me ♪
♪ No one could control me, left my lovers lonely ♪
♪ Had to...it up before I really got to know ♪
♪ Never a night alone ♪
♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪
♪ Woke up in the morning wearing someone else's clothes ♪
♪ Pictures in my phone ♪
♪ With people I don't know ♪
♪ Woke up in the morning, how the hell'd I make it home? ♪
♪ And they wondered how long I could keep it up ♪
♪ While I wondered if I'd ever, if I'd ever get enough ♪
♪ And I did some...I never should have done ♪
♪ I would do it over now ♪
♪ I'd do it over ♪
♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪
♪ Glad you didn't listen when the world
was trying to slow me ♪
♪ No one could control me, left my lovers lonely ♪
♪ Had to...it up before I really got to know ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ All the mistakes I made, I made, I made, I made ♪
♪ Whatever the price I paid, I paid, I paid, I paid ♪
♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪
♪ Had to...it up before I let you get to know me ♪
♪ Another round, here we go ♪
♪ Going in blow for blow ♪
♪ Look into the mirror, take the punches that I throw ♪
♪ I'm constantly reminded ♪
♪ Of all the compromises ♪
♪ By the people from my past who have a hard time letting go ♪
♪ And they wondered how long I could keep it up ♪
♪ While I wondered if I'd ever, if I'd ever get enough ♪
♪ And I did some...I never should have done ♪
♪ I would do it over now ♪
♪ I'd do it over ♪
♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪
♪ Glad you didn't listen when the world
was trying to slow me ♪
♪ No one could control me, left my lovers lonely ♪
♪ Had to...it up before I really got to know me ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ All the mistakes I made, I made, I made, I made ♪
♪ Whatever the price I paid, I paid, I paid, I paid ♪
♪ Shout-out to the old me and everything he showed me ♪
♪ Had to...it up before I let you get to know me ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
Have a good night. Thanks, Jimmy. Bye.
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-What do you press to go shoot?
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-Hold on. Here we go. One, two -- Goodbye, everybody!
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-Now can we play video games?