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  • Welcome back to Minecraft on steroids.

  • Jesus, I'm here with the full spin.

  • Not even a blink, huh?

  • All right, well Oh, there you are.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'll come back for you one day, okay?

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  • Don't worry.

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  • It will be a god escape escape with Oh, God, I love that.

  • All right, so welcome back to my craft on steroids.

  • Everyone, This is awesome.

  • This is right Night.

  • Excuse me.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

  • Illegal!

  • Illegal!

  • What the hell is wrong with them?

  • Are you gonna attack me or not?

  • I just want my stuff.

  • Oh, God.

  • Ah, Stop.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • This is how we do it in Sweden.

  • Way fight people from a distance.

  • And where we save it takes a lot of bravery.

  • It takes a lot of courage, but most of all, it takes a lot of meatballs done.

  • Coal.

  • That was epic.

  • Yes, yes.

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  • He says, I've been digging straight down.

  • I don't even give up.

  • Rick.

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  • Are you kidding me?

  • A camp?

  • Ah.

  • How do I get that level?

  • For what earliest flint pickaxe.

  • Is that a Fline pick?

  • X Lovely Sounds coming from down over under.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, no, no, no.

  • This'll is bad.

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  • Faked.

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  • I swore Ah, leave me alone.

  • Believes Oh, Uh huh.

  • Quiet.

  • I was genuinely terrifying.

  • So far.

  • Zero deaf gamers so far.

  • We're good.

  • That was a close call.

  • Not gonna lie, though.

  • I was just chilling.

  • I was just vibing.

  • And then big giant demon darkness engaged in me.

  • It's gold we need.

  • What is this?

  • Yeah, we have the meat from them.

  • We need Flint.

  • That's lava.

  • All right, I don't There's Flint, but the demon is right there.

  • All right?

  • I have wolf maybe cover up.

  • Yeah, but he can't come through now.

  • Ha ha!

  • Stink!

  • All right.

  • Should not press my luck.

  • Flynn Chardin!

  • First try, baby.

  • Damn it!

  • I realized we need Thio.

  • I need to get some sticks.

  • Hello?

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  • Hey, Hey!

  • No!

  • Del!

  • Aboard!

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  • I got him!

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  • I got him again.

  • Oh, God!

  • Focus, Focus!

  • Use your sweetest strength.

  • Am I even damaging him?

  • I don't think I am.

  • I'm just too scared.

  • I did it.

  • I defeat the demon!

  • Oh, oh, oh, My heart is pounding like a bing bung and end their post Now who?

  • Who?

  • Let's get our friend.

  • Clint, This main thing.

  • Hey, fakes full spent.

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  • He better still be there.

  • Both spent.

  • Don't jump.

  • Don't jump.

  • Don't jump.

  • Oh, thank God.

  • One day I'll make you mind false man.

  • Stay there.

  • Okay, so I just need to grab some six from the trees, because this is apparently how you do it in this game mode, grabbing sticks from tree branches.

  • I know.

  • Makes makes no sense.

  • All right, We got a couple.

  • What in the God's Earth is that?

  • Is that a monkey off bra?

  • That's a frickin epic monkey.

  • Dude, I'm not gonna go near.

  • Hey, bones contain.

  • I contain bone.

  • May.

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  • Oh, what am I doing?

  • I need to the bones.

  • Your stinky, your stinky brain.

  • Oh, God.

  • Ah, I'm sorry.

  • So many.

  • Damn, I'm done right.

  • Can I taste the moon?

  • The moon cake.

  • Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

  • It makes him.

  • Doesn't hear me, though.

  • All right, gamers, let's make a pick.

  • Axe.

  • How do you do it?

  • Flinch off four Flint charts.

  • That is not super Cabra.

  • I don't frequent super cameras.

  • Oh, no, It's a frickin super camera.

  • I'm prepared to take this to the battle of the end of the world's in another life, though in another life, though, God, everything sucks.

  • Yes, I think dumb body once told me.

  • Your stump.

  • They look lovely.

  • Something.

  • Let me slur.

  • Don't attack me!

  • Evil dragon Just having a Slurpee.

  • I started This whole model feels like a Minecraft fever dream.

  • I'm not sure I like it, and I but I made a promise to send.

  • Dammit!

  • I will tame him.

  • Just need link.

  • There it is.

  • I've got it with some bell.

  • Delphine.

  • All right, let's toss this.

  • Yep.

  • And now, gamers, we can finally make a flint pickaxe.

  • Yes, it's mining time, gamers.

  • What does that mean?

  • 44 white can make numb checks.

  • What?

  • Oh, I could make nunchucks right now.

  • Actually.

  • Priorities I got him.

  • Stone nunchucks.

  • Yeah.

  • What?

  • Oh, so do I level up the pick axes?

  • Is that what happens?

  • Okay, I think I got it.

  • So you can level up your skills.

  • There's farming, so I need more in mining.

  • Then I can smash obsidian.

  • Oh, God.

  • I don't even want to know what the nether is like.

  • So how do I love?

  • Look, I'm doing it.

  • And my six Let's try it.

  • Yes, and I don't even have to use a crappy one there.

  • It iss Whoa!

  • Yes, after all.

  • Yeah, Cool.

  • That's so cool.

  • It's like an RPG.

  • Now you can level up and stuff.

  • I love leveling up stuff.

  • It makes me feel less worthless as a human being in real life when my fake online character is better.

  • At least I can improve that myself.

  • I don't like improving myself.

  • I think I'll stick to my fictional video game character.

  • That will be fun for maybe sorry, gamers.

  • Was that too real for you?

  • I used to be so addicted to World of Warcraft.

  • I mean, everyone waas game was drugs, but it comes to time and everyone's life gamers, where you gotta realize am I having fun or images?

  • Wasting time for me was what I had.

  • Max at my water work of characters like you could literally not improve anything of it.

  • And at the best ring, it had the best drink.

  • It had the best everything.

  • And I have just, like, perfected it.

  • And I would spend time like maximizing my skill set.

  • And what the hell is this?

  • Ah, me to level up something else.

  • This is the level up magic.

  • Maybe I'll take some magic.

  • Can I do it now?

  • Wear magic.

  • Magic Magic S O s.

  • So I started making a new character.

  • And then, like, after a couple levels, I'm like, What am I doing?

  • I don't I think I need Thio this sad.

  • All right.

  • Come on.

  • I don't know what's gonna happen.

  • I broke it.

  • Damn it.

  • Maybe I should have used my num chucks.

  • Real life craft veterans was cringing that whole time that I just mind diamonds with a stone pickaxe that I actually just do that.

  • Whatever.

  • I don't care.

  • Yes, feels Goodman, Can we actually make some proper armor now, please?

  • I'm tired of your being useless.

  • Wait.

  • I don't have the required level defense.

  • Eight.

  • Uh, man, can I at least make an iron pickaxe?

  • Okay.

  • Nice.

  • No, I need mining.

  • Eight.

  • What?

  • In the world?

  • Grappling hook?

  • No way.

  • That's so cool.

  • I can't win.

  • What in the world just happened, huh?

  • It's a tree.

  • It's a train is coming to kill me.

  • Big on tree.

  • I can't use it.

  • Some checks.

  • I can't use the nunchucks.

  • Okay, Stone.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Suck it.

  • Suck it, Bush!

  • Yeah, Suck it.

  • Second league.

  • Yeah, You stink.

  • I'm gonna burn you and then eat, you beacon.

  • Filthy.

  • That's what you do.

  • This is why we shouldn't save the environment.

  • I'm just kidding, all right?

  • I'm just saying the environment can be dangerous.

  • Think about it.

  • Oh, God.

  • I gotta slow.

  • Why do I not get hungry anymore?

  • So strange.

  • Okay, I need to I forgot what I was doing.

  • Requires attack 69 for 20.

  • I see.

  • Of course.

  • Maybe we should just go out and kill stuff.

  • If I eat the raw chupacabra hallucinate.

  • There's drugs in Minecraft.

  • What?

  • All right, let's go.

  • Oh, no.

  • I take it back.

  • I don't wanna explore.

  • Cool.

  • Nice.

  • Yeah, we just need thio.

  • Keep leveling up.

  • Oh, my God.

  • What is that?

  • Look, I have a skeleton head.

  • What happens if I place it?

  • Oh, no.

  • This is not gonna be good.

  • Why am I doing anything?

  • I that's a C.

  • No, I did not think Loki Connick, you Maybe I need to place some rounds.

  • Like like here.

  • Cool.

  • That looks awesome.

  • Okay, there's a tower over there we can explore.

  • That is so freaky.

  • Whoa, whoa.

  • They actually climbed the walls.

  • That such Ricky, Let me just get rid of these.

  • Oh, God.

  • Rare Spider way were all fine a second ago.

  • And then now this happened.

  • Look at him.

  • Rare cave.

  • Spider of crispiness.

  • What's in the chest?

  • So, Loki, what's in the chest?

  • What?

  • So quickly?

  • How?

  • Ah, it's got one shot at Duke.

  • Cool.

  • That was definitely worth it.

  • Absolutely.

  • This is like when you started up playing Minecraft all over again because you don't know what's rare.

  • A light joust.

  • Wow, that's so epic.

  • War is this.

  • Whoa!

  • Oh, spooking.

  • Hello?

  • Uh, Dr, it's a trap.

  • Oh, you tried to trick the trickster.

  • I don't way need to kill a bone, man.

  • That's all we gotta do at this point.

  • Yes.

  • And send is gonna look so epic.

  • All right, let's find a phone, man.

  • What if I can't kill them?

  • I think I'm damaging it.

  • And revenge.

  • Revenge?

  • Yes.

  • Cowards.

  • You can head shots.

  • Cool.

  • I've gained knowledge about them by killing them back.

  • All right, It's dark.

  • I want to go home.

  • All right.

  • Can I love a lot?

  • Uh, what should I live alone?

  • Agility, maybe.

  • Building.

  • Oh, frickin tumble Read.

  • Scared me.

  • God damn tumbleweed.

  • There's one.

  • There's a skeleton.

  • Okay.

  • No.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • Took everything from May.

  • Jesus, What happened?

  • I want you to frickin Ah, Jesus Lord!

  • Oh, my God.

  • And they really just had to sleep.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Leave me alone!

  • Leave me alone!

  • I'm done.

  • I'm done.

  • I'm done.

  • I'm done.

  • They don't do any damage, and then they do all the damage.

  • Explain that, Scientists.

  • All right, let's get enough.

  • That's good enough for me.

  • I lost the bones.

  • I need spend.

  • And I need the wolf armor as well.

  • Oh, my!

  • I hate clinks.

  • I broke my mouse again.

  • Swedish engineering always works.

  • Oh, yeah, that's right.

  • Walk away.

  • Klink.

  • Walk away.

  • No, no!

  • Maybe I can learn him away!

  • Come here, Klink!

  • A clink!

  • It's staying!

  • Hey!

  • Hey!

  • Come here!

  • Klink!

  • Ee dum!

  • Hey!

  • What are you even throwing?

  • What is it?

  • Why does he give me a fag?

  • Yah!

  • A clink clink made Miss me.

  • Klink.

  • How?

  • Stop giving me fag yet.

  • All right?

  • Yes.

  • Thanks for nothing.

  • Belle!

  • Delphine, look there!

  • Figure is attacking everyone.

  • Yes, levels.

  • All right.

  • Do I have the wool farmer?

  • No, I lost it.

  • I lost it in the great f A g a war, my man.

  • You want a bone?

  • He loves me.

  • I'm dying of hypothermia because you warned my heart, little one.

  • I'll be right back.

  • It's a little hot in here.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • I can use my bow and arrow now.

  • Maybe we can do that to love a look.

  • Hey, look is a ***.

  • Why did I die, Sarah?

  • That run.

  • All right, gamers, Let's do it.

  • All right.

  • How much XB does a *** Dragon Bones Sword.

  • That's so cool.

  • How old birth Iran.

  • Halliburton.

  • We should make that pole and rule.

  • Oh, my Lord, I'm so sorry.

  • Is that a mother flipping Byman?

  • What?

  • What?

  • But what?

  • How?

  • All right.

  • Let's kill some joust!

  • Flop!

  • Damn, the arrow is amazing.

  • Crunch.

  • Okay, all right.

  • Yes.

  • Now we can level up our attack, and then by the end of the day, we'll have a mother flipping Iran.

  • Halbert!

  • Oh, God, That's damn one shot Kill, baby.

  • What is this?

  • Well, the blood moon rising.

  • Oh, God, it's sand worms!

  • Whoa!

  • Death worm!

  • Why is it called that?

  • Because it's dead.

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, G cess.

  • Bye.

  • Say thanks.

  • Bye.

  • Say thens don't want you do this every day before I go to sleep.

  • It's normal.

  • Thanks.

  • Save then.

  • Okay, go.

  • It's just blood Moon.

  • It happens.

  • But what in the world was that?

  • I just got doing it on.

  • I just got mother Living.

  • Do it on.

  • Can I kill these Giant or why?

  • But he's gonna drop a lot of X B.

  • He's gonna die in front of his wife.

  • Pathetic.

  • Laughable.

  • Yes.

  • Given that XB And now I'll freak his life.

  • That's one dice.

  • Oh, hey, Drop a banana.

  • Looks like I'm I don't know what the vegetable is called, but it whatever finally dropped any x b Whoa!

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, no!

  • Oh, oh!

  • Oh, God.

  • That's a lot of damage.

  • I'm glowing.

  • I'm late.

  • Thoroughly glowing.

  • Crazy.

  • No.

  • Bye bye.

  • Dumb.

  • Uh huh.

  • What?

  • Uh, okay.

  • Can I stay in here?

  • I'm scared.

  • Whom Ending?

  • Nice.

  • I mean, it can't be that bad.

  • This is the same story.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Maybe we can kill the giant skeleton wizard thing from very afar.

  • Wait, Can I not shoot him with arrows?

  • I can What?

  • That's so cool.

  • Sorry.

  • Hey, look, it's your mummy.

  • Sorry.

  • Hey, don't, Dodge.

  • Uh, how many times have I died so far in this play through zero?

  • Thanks for asking.

  • It's like when I don't want to die, I get a frickin tiger dragon in my face.

  • But now I'm actually looking for enemies.

  • I keep getting hyper thermal.

  • It's not anything.

  • Oh, cool.

  • We did it without everything.

  • Yes, through this, I'm making a frickin halibut.

  • Jesus!

  • Oh, no way!

  • Attacked the guard.

  • Go, man!

  • You'll never get me here.

  • Goddamn trees!

  • Oh, my God.

  • Is that all I needed?

  • Cool.

  • We made a pole.

  • Now we make a helberg.

  • Yes, bad ass, too.

  • Now, Mia, Sven!

  • Fakes!

  • Men were going to get the flipping out of here.

  • Come on, follow me.

  • I got a frickin helper.

  • That's so cool.

  • I'm done.

  • I'm done relieving.

  • Spent.

  • We gotta find a new home where we don't always have to worry about overheating.

  • Whoa!

  • We found the source of the bath water.

  • Impressive.

  • What is that I spent?

  • Follow my lead.

  • Damn it, then.

  • God, I forgot.

  • How slowly is that swimming hope.

  • Come on, man, You have legs.

  • You can swim up.

  • Go!

  • Whoa!

  • It's like an ass stick temple.

  • Don't drink the water spin.

  • It's the most poisonous source of old time.

  • You'll get herpes instantly.

  • Trust me, you don't want gamer girl.

  • Herpes.

  • Not epic.

  • Okay.

  • And Shankman Table.

  • What?

  • Who lives here?

  • I think this is the witch is very confused.

  • I really need to drink.

  • And I Oh, God, my forefather warned me not to drink.

  • Think the bath water.

  • But I have no choice.

  • Too thirsty.

  • Down.

  • Let's explore the temple.

  • You never know what you're gonna get, but I know I'm strong enough to defend Messa.

  • Well, I need one block.

  • 2nd 2nd is that the n trends are It's Dan Trance.

  • Careful, son.

  • This is extremely dangerous.

  • Well, what on God's earth?

  • It's this.

  • That was a waste of time All right.

  • What's this one?

  • Never mind.

  • Oh, God.

  • What's attacking me?

  • What?

  • It's attacking me.

  • Ah, Bye, Ben.

  • Why did I spawn here?

  • Your bed was obstructed.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He has to toot spent.

  • I don't know about this.

  • He's got the tube.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Get astute!

  • Gettys!

  • Toot!

  • Get it!

  • Get it!

  • Get it!

  • Didn't drop it, Dammit!

  • I wanted this Toot.

  • Who are you looking at?

  • Who are you?

  • I hate you.

  • All right.

  • Well, this is not too bad of a house.

  • We can stay here, son.

  • What?

  • What?

  • All right, Come at me.

  • Oh, that's what I thought.

  • Go away.

  • Come at me, then.

  • Come on, Eat your own poop.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Puffer fish.

  • If it didn't look, Darby enough before.

  • Hey, the Golden Girls!

  • Sorry, faggy.

  • Sorry, Rainforest.

  • Sorry that you suck so much.

  • Yeah, look at that.

  • It's a pig.

  • Three going down.

  • Well, okay.

  • This is good.

  • This is our home.

  • Let's just take out all these stupid treats.

  • What just happened?

  • Oh, no.

  • I'm gonna die.

  • All right.

  • At least I spot in the house.

  • Damn this thing.

  • Slaves.

  • Pathetic.

  • Yes.

  • Yeah, on the Alfa.

  • Yeah, I'll kill a baby.

  • Dumb babies.

  • Oh, God.

  • Uh uh.

  • Okay.

  • Am I playing Minecraft third?

  • Okay.

  • Not the water.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Dumb.

  • Dumb.

  • That's what I'm talking about.

  • Apparently my camera froze that say, amending that.

  • Betty, you're there.

  • Hope you guys enjoyed smash like Checkup.

  • Merge.

  • See you next time.

  • What, you haven't tried to person related citizen after 50 million Astros.

  • My, I can't do it.

  • Oh, my down.

  • Just now it's still relevant.

  • Just download it.

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