Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles morning, ladies. My name is Jack. Said the guy and welcome to Blade on sorcery V R. That's me. That's my sexy character. Look. Oh, good looking. I am, man. I got stuff going on. What bloody way? What a fuck up! Everyone gonna fuck up everyone. That's what I'm talking about. Pace. What? Please. Yeah. Oh! Oh. All right, we're gonna go out there. I'm gonna show him who's boss. Okay? Yes. No. Yes. Good job. All right. Where do I go? What do I do? How do I play? Yes, whatever. I don't need tips. I have a nice if you have a knife in your hand, you don't need anything else in life. A knife is like and also take away. Like, let that be a lesson to you as well. Two knives. Yes. Get wrecked. Ah, damn it! I wanted to knives two knives away about hurting one knife. Where did you put it? Give me the answers or I'll stab you. Whatever. I don't even have any beer. What is this? This is terrible. God. I have forced powers, Lord. Oh, yes. This is amazing. A big toddler and you need to respect me. I pay taxes. Okay? I wouldn't leave my knife there for safekeeping. Niego, Putt Putt! Good job. Weapon storage. Yes. Out of my way chair. I have weapons to get Oh, hell, yeah! Do I have some giant ass sorts? Furniture? Oh, yes. Oh, yes! Oh, Stroke the sword! Yes, indeed. What? Thio? This is fucking heard! Nasty dirt! He's come back. I like the pitiful shit you are. Who? Can I throw the spear? Oh, fuck, yeah! Where's the money? Where's the money, bitch? Weirded Patricia put the money. I know you know. Not a talker, eh? Maybe Now you will sniff this beer. Do you like it? How did it, my ass? If you speak, this health potion could be yours. No, I'm not. Good glove. You want waterboarding? Waterboarding flooded. I am thoroughly violated. A dull Let's actually play the game. Oh, no, please! Nice sweater. This is great. Nice bird flying overhead. This is a lovely summer vacation home. I want the small one. It's good for stamina. Good. Quick stabs get cool, but no tiny sword. All right. Dildos and dickheads. Who wants to go your first? Run? Some clothes. What? Oh, yeah. What up? Oh, God. My beard started to go like that once and I decided against it. You should too. Great. Get me, bro. Oh, who did you pull that sword out of your ass? That's not a total Freedom Toes. Yes, Another soul. I have two swords. What do you have? Who? Nice ass. That's what he has. How so? You don't know who I am? I'm the Lord of the events. Oh my Oh, yeah. That's a big part of her boobies on you, but I won't stop me. You think that that's cautioning against my blows? Said Iwas boy got her in the eye. I'm so sorry. Not really. You wanted to kill me? Shit! Sorry. What am I apologizing to? My enemy? Black Black, You dirty bitch! Oh, that's Oh, that's foot! Oh, that's fucked. Why do we keep doing Oh, 00 God! I didn't do it. They were dead when I got here. Alright. Wave too. Now I have to source. What's up? A No. Who had hit a moving target, isn't it? Come on. How you saw? I'm amazing. Oh Oh, I'm a woman of blades. All you are is a dead chicken. Look at the beard and this dude, What's a nice here? Do the rapier is for I have the high ground on it and it's over. Enemies. I love knees. Oh, I don't think I have more than knees and toes. Head shoulders, knees and tones. Whoa. Your beard is stepping through. Your dude look great in the nips. Give me them tiny pepperoni. Sees you coming up with a fucking night, Is it? This is what you get, you Come on. You come at the king with a knife, you get a sword in the teeth. That's a plate. Or use the same. What? This'd my danger zone. Try and come at me. If you try and come in this zone, I will fuck you up. Okay? I'm gonna smack something my room and really regretted and hurt my fingers. Ladies, ladies, please. We can talk about this. Talk about it with my swords. Who? How did you drop your sword? You're terrible at this. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. I'm super good. Thirsty? Oil does. Come here, boy.