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  • morning, ladies.

  • My name is Jack.

  • Said the guy and welcome to Blade on sorcery V R.

  • That's me.

  • That's my sexy character.

  • Look.

  • Oh, good looking.

  • I am, man.

  • I got stuff going on.

  • What bloody way?

  • What a fuck up!

  • Everyone gonna fuck up everyone.

  • That's what I'm talking about.

  • Pace.

  • What?

  • Please.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh!

  • Oh.

  • All right, we're gonna go out there.

  • I'm gonna show him who's boss.

  • Okay?

  • Yes.

  • No.

  • Yes.

  • Good job.

  • All right.

  • Where do I go?

  • What do I do?

  • How do I play?

  • Yes, whatever.

  • I don't need tips.

  • I have a nice if you have a knife in your hand, you don't need anything else in life.

  • A knife is like and also take away.

  • Like, let that be a lesson to you as well.

  • Two knives.

  • Yes.

  • Get wrecked.

  • Ah, damn it!

  • I wanted to knives two knives away about hurting one knife.

  • Where did you put it?

  • Give me the answers or I'll stab you.

  • Whatever.

  • I don't even have any beer.

  • What is this?

  • This is terrible.

  • God.

  • I have forced powers, Lord.

  • Oh, yes.

  • This is amazing.

  • A big toddler and you need to respect me.

  • I pay taxes.

  • Okay?

  • I wouldn't leave my knife there for safekeeping.

  • Niego, Putt Putt!

  • Good job.

  • Weapon storage.

  • Yes.

  • Out of my way chair.

  • I have weapons to get Oh, hell, yeah!

  • Do I have some giant ass sorts?

  • Furniture?

  • Oh, yes.

  • Oh, yes!

  • Oh, Stroke the sword!

  • Yes, indeed.

  • What?

  • Thio?

  • This is fucking heard!

  • Nasty dirt!

  • He's come back.

  • I like the pitiful shit you are.

  • Who?

  • Can I throw the spear?

  • Oh, fuck, yeah!

  • Where's the money?

  • Where's the money, bitch?

  • Weirded Patricia put the money.

  • I know you know.

  • Not a talker, eh?

  • Maybe Now you will sniff this beer.

  • Do you like it?

  • How did it, my ass?

  • If you speak, this health potion could be yours.

  • No, I'm not.

  • Good glove.

  • You want waterboarding?

  • Waterboarding flooded.

  • I am thoroughly violated.

  • A dull Let's actually play the game.

  • Oh, no, please!

  • Nice sweater.

  • This is great.

  • Nice bird flying overhead.

  • This is a lovely summer vacation home.

  • I want the small one.

  • It's good for stamina.

  • Good.

  • Quick stabs get cool, but no tiny sword.

  • All right.

  • Dildos and dickheads.

  • Who wants to go your first?

  • Run?

  • Some clothes.

  • What?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • What up?

  • Oh, God.

  • My beard started to go like that once and I decided against it.

  • You should too.

  • Great.

  • Get me, bro.

  • Oh, who did you pull that sword out of your ass?

  • That's not a total Freedom Toes.

  • Yes, Another soul.

  • I have two swords.

  • What do you have?

  • Who?

  • Nice ass.

  • That's what he has.

  • How so?

  • You don't know who I am?

  • I'm the Lord of the events.

  • Oh my Oh, yeah.

  • That's a big part of her boobies on you, but I won't stop me.

  • You think that that's cautioning against my blows?

  • Said Iwas boy got her in the eye.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • Not really.

  • You wanted to kill me?

  • Shit!

  • Sorry.

  • What am I apologizing to?

  • My enemy?

  • Black Black, You dirty bitch!

  • Oh, that's Oh, that's foot!

  • Oh, that's fucked.

  • Why do we keep doing Oh, 00 God!

  • I didn't do it.

  • They were dead when I got here.

  • Alright.

  • Wave too.

  • Now I have to source.

  • What's up?

  • A No.

  • Who had hit a moving target, isn't it?

  • Come on.

  • How you saw?

  • I'm amazing.

  • Oh Oh, I'm a woman of blades.

  • All you are is a dead chicken.

  • Look at the beard and this dude, What's a nice here?

  • Do the rapier is for I have the high ground on it and it's over.

  • Enemies.

  • I love knees.

  • Oh, I don't think I have more than knees and toes.

  • Head shoulders, knees and tones.

  • Whoa.

  • Your beard is stepping through.

  • Your dude look great in the nips.

  • Give me them tiny pepperoni.

  • Sees you coming up with a fucking night, Is it?

  • This is what you get, you Come on.

  • You come at the king with a knife, you get a sword in the teeth.

  • That's a plate.

  • Or use the same.

  • What?

  • This'd my danger zone.

  • Try and come at me.

  • If you try and come in this zone, I will fuck you up.

  • Okay?

  • I'm gonna smack something my room and really regretted and hurt my fingers.

  • Ladies, ladies, please.

  • We can talk about this.

  • Talk about it with my swords.

  • Who?

  • How did you drop your sword?

  • You're terrible at this.

  • Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

  • I'm super good.

  • Thirsty?

  • Oil does.

  • Come here, boy.