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  • Okay.

  • Launching parch parching large.

  • Ah, it just gets right into it.

  • Silly D.

  • What are you looking at?

  • Me like that.

  • You have a little guy with a pouty face too.

  • It looks like he just ate something.

  • I got caught, but jiggle.

  • Amiran, you can see his nipples grows.

  • Way doing this.

  • Can I turn up the jiggle?

  • Howdy.

  • Double pouty.

  • Oh, that's it.

  • I just want to do this.

  • I don't want to actually play the game.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Jesus Christ!

  • Oh, my God.

  • What was I?

  • Iraq?

  • You just explode into it.

  • Great.

  • How do you do?

  • I actually hate you.

  • Got anything?

  • Oh, hi way.

  • Hey, bro.

  • Hello, brother.

  • You want to go dance, brother?

  • I thank you, but I didn't do anything.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • You have to hold it.

  • Hold it.

  • Okay.

  • I don't know.

  • You could be the rock in my hand for all I know.

  • How did you Where did you spawn?

  • I'm right behind you.

  • Shit!

  • Shit!

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Just looking to again.

  • Yeah.

  • Convenience.

  • Williams, Eat your ass out.

  • Go away!

  • Come here.

  • Let me let me.

  • But you're wrong way.

  • But there's there's a wrong way.

  • What is this?

  • Racing got him through the whole thing.

  • I don't know.

  • Wait, wait.

  • Let's see who can hit each other from the other side of the map.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I need to pick up a rock.

  • I get me self a rog jump.

  • I don't know.

  • I was gonna snipe you from here.

  • Hello?

  • Don't try.

  • I t o me that part.

  • Give me that poem.

  • You want that punch?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • God, my sweet, tasty cheeks.

  • There's not a lot of punching going on for a game called Paunch Song.

  • Threesome hate each other by running into each other out.

  • Think so?

  • Here I am.

  • Bitch.

  • We have 40 seconds left to save the world Travel boy and grab a girl.

  • Oh, that was amazing.

  • I got so much reach face.

  • Do you have a pouty face?

  • I have party face like I want a bottle, but mom's not listening.

  • It's okay.

  • That's what you get.

  • I draw.

  • Draw, bomber.

  • Dude, I really thought I had that one.

  • I feel like I whooped ass in that one.

  • E don't like he's looking at me.

  • Oh, wait, I I'm not against you anymore.

  • I just fought, so I'm fighting somebody else.

  • I'm fighting somebody else.

  • He has the icon of the puffer fish that's being force fed a carrot and kill him.

  • Come on, mo fucker.

  • You go.

  • Shit.

  • Come here.

  • I was about to be, like should be back out and just fight each other.

  • But I feel like it don't matter.

  • Nothing matters.

  • Nothing matters.

  • We're all gonna die anyway.

  • Is this the entire game?

  • I know I'm fucking this dude up.

  • It's for one right now.

  • The best game ever is gonna stand next room.

  • I'm one left to go.

  • It's 91 right now is the best game 10 sudden death.

  • What?

  • How is it certain?

  • Death running 10 to 1?

  • No.

  • Are you fucking kidding me?

  • I lost.

  • How did you lose?

  • I hit him 10 times.

  • He hit me once.

  • Then it's sudden death.

  • I beat the shit out of him.

  • He hits me once and I die.

  • You know, that's life, dude.

  • That's what like bullshit.

  • Well, display out of raw this.

  • How are babies made?

  • I hope this is what heaven's like.

  • Just this big song wearing men fighting each other running around.

  • This is what I get Read compared can't catch me, t I going Besides you and your fucking angry, naked men chasing I kill you.

  • I don't know how to do anything.

  • Way Got the best game of the decades.

  • A week in Can I demote or something?

  • I want to be able to like home.

  • Yeah, right.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, it's so satisfying.

  • Wait.

  • Let's see if we can hit each other at the same time.

  • Okay?

  • You all the way up there?

  • I'll go on the way down here.

  • God, Theo.

  • Cameras just like OK, OK, 32 Okay.

  • 321 that we hold.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • 321 Hold.

  • Yeah, I fucking love.

  • Taste spins into It s okay.

  • Some real fucking reverse momentum going here.

  • Your back is so red.

  • I've been taking a fucking rocks to a dude.

  • Oh, did s so close.

  • Oh, God, That was close.

  • See those dukes breaking ankles over here?

  • Dude, look like such a big, sweaty baby way Ways.

  • This a game.

  • What do we do?

  • What?

  • The fucking reviews of this game online?

  • This is very positive reviews.

  • That makes me the top review says Fat man throw rock rocket Other fat man brings satisfaction to player.

  • Cycle of life continues things.

  • This is better than the last season of game of Thrones.

  • You you have a blue one.

  • Now you have a blue diaper.

  • You're wrong.

  • Pick up to look at my two rocks.

  • I love the fucking run animation to get it off me in the close.

  • Hold on.

  • Wait.

  • If you key throw bolt rocks at the same time, you speak of two rocks and gold.

  • You're gonna be this wrong.

  • I could see it.

  • What happens if you pick up the rock that I become like you know me?

  • And then I'll quickly tell you what rock I am.

  • I don't know.

  • I just realized Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Uh, the rock that I am This is over yet.

  • There, there, there.

  • They're They're way.

  • I found my back.

  • Haven't embraced.

  • Haven't embraced.

  • Got this rock for you.

  • Wait, Hold on.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Big speed.

  • There you go.

  • You're the good.

  • You the big man.

  • You're the good one.

  • Dude.

  • Dude, it wasn't worth it, bro.

  • Wait.

  • No, You go broke.

  • No, no, you finch.

  • First from my fucking I can pick you up.

  • Pick you up.

  • This'll game is incredible.

  • Holy fuck.

  • You know, I really doubted the quality of it for a while is worth it.

  • Um Oh, I missed you.

  • Sorry to hear it, bro.

  • I also realized there's no I've been clicking to try and punch you.

  • Do anything you just bought.

  • You punch automatically.

  • Yeah.

  • Get close to each other.

  • Wait.

  • Come, kids.

  • Happy New Year.

  • Happy New Year's, I think.

  • Thank you for watching us play a game.

  • We had no idea what it waas and then it turned out to be even worse than that I turned out to be.

  • But the best thing that ever played gave me one of the biggest laughs that I've had in a long time.

  • So thank you, Punch.

  • You saved my marriage.

  • My guy does not look happy and easy.

  • What did we even pay for?

Okay.

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