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  • this isn't you might not know.

  • He's got a really big crush on.

  • Is that true history?

  • Yes, I was.

  • I wasn't aware.

  • You knew that thes biggest fantasy, I think would be me an amphitheater and folding clothes together.

  • Okay, a little.

  • No, they're in a war in your face.

  • What is it you like?

  • I don't think this is really the place She wouldn't let you take it to be a name on a Sunday I covered.

  • You're gonna have to tell Jimmy what bian M is.

  • What's being in one of the lead in variety stars in the country?

  • A variety store.

  • It's a bit like if bank you home by screwed you go there every Sunday.

  • We don't know Ana.

  • Suddenly dio we don't know in a Sunday busy on a Sunday we go.

  • No way.

  • You can have any detail you want.

  • You know it's Christmas.

  • So I got some of our Christmas cards and funny enough, I do get a lot of Christmas cards from celebrities because I love my showbiz lifestyle.

  • I'm always turning up everything.

  • You'll see me there on.

  • I love just hanging around celebrity I love just love being in show business.

  • It's great s So I got some cards here.

  • This was the one I got from Piers Morgan on.

  • I'll just read that out too.

  • Says sure your rights.

  • I'm a massive prick.

  • I also hate myself.

  • So it's no wonder you hate me too.

  • Merry Christmas to you and your family.

  • My Christmas will be miserable.

  • Well, I'll be okay.

  • But it won't be much fun for my family because they've got to spend it with May on.

  • He's done some exclamation mark piers.

  • That's nice.

  • You know, this'll one.

  • It's probably from you, Jimmy.

  • Yeah, that's your Christmas message this year.

  • Andi.

  • It says two and then it just says, Insert name here.

  • Merry Christmas for Mr Jake are limited because obviously that's tax deductible.

  • Then on number for booking on.

  • We've got all we got.

  • One here.

  • We all know this is Jeremy Clarkson, and it says, dear Short, Remember, May I'm the one that does the cars.

  • Can you please read the Carter on your TV show?

  • Because your own proper telly people actually watch your show.

  • We're on something.

  • Could a madman p s sorry.

  • There's no snow again.

  • That's my fault.

  • Merry Christmas, Jeremy.

  • And that's my Christmas cards.

  • The numbers.

  • It's Rachel Riley thing.

  • Okay, this job, I will stake my reputation on it.

  • Rachel is heavily pregnant, so let's get a move on before someone unexpectedly slides down her chimney theme like birthing stuff.

  • You have to replace the hard words with, like phrases that don't you?

  • That's quite nice.

  • Birthing process.

  • I don't know, man.

  • Splain it to you better be fine.

  • It's bigger than a bowling ball.

  • Next, good luck.

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