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  • He's not even jacks up the guy.

  • And welcome back to tabs.

  • Tops deserves a special kind of energy.

  • You can't just play tabs the way it normally is.

  • You have to rise to the occasion.

  • That look as cool as it felt.

  • I want to try it.

  • The spooky one.

  • This time there's so many pirate levels and run a sign, sevens and all like energize.

  • But I want to see some spooks.

  • I want to get scared.

  • I haven't even seen the spooky units yet, so I'm very excited.

  • What do we have?

  • What What are you, other ghost Goblin Goo Kes.

  • I know What that What a Costa Koplik is Amanda's levels.

  • Fucking awesome.

  • All the scary pumpkins in the big moon.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • I love this.

  • This is cool.

  • I can't use the spooky unit, so Damn.

  • What am I supposed to do that?

  • Let's hit it.

  • One captain hasn't done anything else out and three of those perfect.

  • Let's see how they manage our the crumbling debates.

  • That's so awesome.

  • Get him!

  • Get him, Captain Bones flying everywhere.

  • That's so cool, though.

  • Oh, they're actually Oh, God.

  • They're actually stronger than they look.

  • Okay, Just spin in a circle, spending his American wife about You could do it.

  • There's nothing to play about.

  • Left.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He's actually doing it.

  • Yes, yes!

  • Got it, Captain.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He kicked up the fucking you know those awesome.

  • This kid's is why you need thio.

  • Drink milk.

  • Get your calcium and get your bones strong.

  • Otherwise, captain's gonna kick them a knock into pieces.

  • Oh, Lord, they're really open their game in these later levels.

  • Now I'm in the middle, surrounded by everybody at Divinci Tank.

  • What?

  • What the hell?

  • Really?

  • That's so cool.

  • Fuck, yes.

  • Oh, you're not going to stand a chance against this thing.

  • Fuck, yeah, Okay, I lost.

  • Just sits in.

  • What place does go anywhere?

  • What else am I supposed to do?

  • Look so cool, though.

  • We'll send in four Valkyries.

  • Who else was really good?

  • The king is really good, but these guys air these guys so strong.

  • Whatever.

  • Just just send him in.

  • Let's see what happens.

  • Valerie's gonna take care of everything.

  • What am I, blue?

  • They seek their special magic.

  • They said my guys did their death.

  • You guys fucking suck.

  • No, You know, why shouldn't swear too much.

  • The last episode of this got severely de monetized because of swearing so freaky.

  • Do you like me now?

  • YouTube?

  • Ninjas.

  • I taught in inches.

  • That'll get it done.

  • Ages will get him.

  • The ninja is always right.

  • The nature's air dead.

  • I think this might help the Musketeers of barrels on them today.

  • Arrows are gonna hit them as much.

  • Yes.

  • Hit your own, guys.

  • Come on, lines.

  • Get in there against those urns they got.

  • Not tonight.

  • Good.

  • You don't hear sneak attack.

  • I see what you're doing, buddy.

  • I see what you're up to.

  • Yes, I like it a lot.

  • As the battle raged on against the moonlight, the king stood against his prey.

  • Folly were they were They could not stand his might.

  • He hit the ground for they could not stand his might.

  • Arrows flew through the sky behind him as he clove his enemy in two.

  • You got this, bro.

  • You got this?

  • Oh, swing away there, bud.

  • This guy still alive as well?

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Get a pincer maneuver.

  • Wow!

  • Base those Awesome.

  • This guy coming up the rear actually really helped.

  • He may not look like much, but he is the man who saved our army.

  • The fucker.

  • These candle heads look like the guys from dark.

  • So three scandal heads and die as well.

  • All right, candle heads.

  • Versace catapult.

  • That's gonna work.

  • Easy, easy, Victory.

  • Simple.

  • Funnel them all in.

  • Gonna mess him up.

  • Oh, I don't like whatever.

  • You just threw it.

  • Me?

  • No, no, no, no!

  • Fire!

  • Fire!

  • Fire for fuck's!

  • Thank you.

  • Suck!

  • Come on.

  • Bomb throwers to your job.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • For the love of Christ, what does this even do?

  • Okay, I'm taking control.

  • I'm going.

  • I'm taking control.

  • I'm gonna I'm gonna finish this the way I started it all by myself.

  • You guys have terrible cool downs.

  • Hi, But by what even happened?

  • You got hit by a cannon.

  • Ha!

  • Surprise attack at a boy.

  • Roger.

  • Sticking up in the rear.

  • You moved on from the arrows.

  • Oh, no.

  • Are you also hate that we fought the skeleton warriors?

  • The archer is the candle heads.

  • I'm assuming that these are the vampires.

  • Now.

  • These air Cool.

  • These are some of my favorite units.

  • Eyes so cute.

  • Oh, the dog can start me night.

  • I kill you.

  • I saw God in your blood, boy.

  • Why?

  • I love them.

  • They're cute.

  • I love them very dearly.

  • Okay.

  • What?

  • We'll go up against them, though.

  • What would fight back against?

  • Vampires are weak against stakes.

  • So what I need are spear throwers.

  • Oh, call it to turn into bats.

  • I don't.

  • And I laid it out of the running for the hearts.

  • You guys coded those and garlic, right?

  • Please tell me you coated them in garlic.

  • Like I told you.

  • Guys, this isn't working vampire.

  • More like vamp.

  • I'll, uh, if you think about it.

  • Archers are really just tiny spear throwers.

  • I think that will work.

  • All right, you guys.

  • Air cannon fodder.

  • I'm sorry to say it's hard hit anything with arrows if you don't actually shoot any.

  • Guys, guys, guys, we're going to use the church to fight back.

  • My sword is in the shape of a cross.

  • Well, it's upside out, so maybe they'll actually like that.

  • Oh, get his legs.

  • You're gonna want to go for the heart.

  • That's where the majority of their power life keep eating them.

  • Yes, he's winning.

  • He's one.

  • And keep a lid and never stop.

  • Never give up the church will fight back against this foe.

  • Misdeed the stain upon humanity.

  • Come on, Come on.

  • Come on.

  • There you go.

  • Never doubt the church.

  • Oh, shite.

  • Uh, okay, I have 5000 that I can use.

  • So let's put a pirate queen in error there.

  • I can also put a captain in and a cannon.

  • That's all I need.

  • That's all.

  • I lied for.

  • Victory.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's a lot of firepower.

  • Oh, Christ.

  • You could do it.

  • You could do it.

  • I believe in you.

  • Let's go over here for a second.

  • Yep.

  • Nice.

  • Let's go over here.

  • Kept hell yet?

  • Take out these lights first.

  • Oh, okay.

  • I run out of health.

  • You?

  • Oh, yes.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Everybody's dead.

  • Bill, Bill way.

  • Take that.

  • And this at one of these.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, well, I'm almost in.

  • Okay, that's them.

  • Don't.

  • With all I have to do is dodge this.

  • Just go in a zigzag pattern, then never catch up with you.

  • Oh, God.

  • Look at these.

  • Look at these dodging talents.

  • You've never seen anything like it before.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Shit, No, We need We need some blunder bosses mining up the front lights.

  • All right.

  • I'm taking control of this guy again because I feel like I could do some real damage with accuse I say, Cute speck to the fiery pits of hell with you demons!

  • I am the ultimate warrior!

  • Jesus!

  • Okay, okay, Okay.

  • Jesus!

  • It's time for a queen.

  • Queen's gonna do it!

  • Yeah, buddy, get a special if they kill enough of them.

  • Ah, I'm doing it.

  • One guy's a distraction again.

  • He messed him up again.

  • Yes.

  • Go!

  • You desperately queen!

  • Fight for what's right.

  • Oh, back, you damned dirty bastards!

  • Yes!

  • Ah, so good.

  • I wanted to win as I was possessing something that I did it, I stuck to it.

  • A nailed it.

  • The battle begins now, brothers, kill them.

  • Oh, yeah, That's what I keep them all there in a circle.

  • Keep them all there in a pile for me.

  • I'll make short work of them.

  • Here we go.

  • Yeah!

  • Whoa, baby!

  • So, food.

  • Get off me!

  • Dang vampire.

  • Oh, easy mode.

  • Oh, wait.

  • This is gonna kill me.

  • Is it?

  • I was fine.

  • Until then.

  • I am gonna win anyway.

  • Bringing up the rear lights.

  • Fight back.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is so cool looking Dad, this is These are my favorite levels so far, this spooky zone.

  • I love the colors and of the contrast enough that it's at night time.

  • I love the glowy lights of it all.

  • What's that?

  • A sword.

  • Castor.

  • And then we have a reaper.

  • After that, you're cool.

  • Just like send swords at you.

  • Do you want to find out?

  • All right, I think about to a winning combination with these blunder.

  • Blunder be Bush's.

  • Okay, one like that.

  • Okay.

  • Pirate queen crafted vampires as well.

  • Shit.

  • Okay, let's see what the sword Castor starts doing.

  • Throwing fruit sorts.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's so cool.

  • Okay, get intothe.

  • I'll take control.

  • Oh, full of sorts.

  • How?

  • Yes.

  • These blunderbuss boys are the best word your swords get.

  • You know the bitch.

  • What?

  • They did a lot of damage.

  • All right, so we've guys our own menacing enemies all around a switch way to return.

  • This way.

  • This way, this way, This way.

  • It doesn't matter.

  • They're all around us.

  • They're gonna fight back.

  • Well, we need to do to get our blunder, Booth.

  • He's back in the right place.

  • This is all we need.

  • A tone, a blunder.

  • boss boys and then one queen in the middle.

  • This is gonna work.

  • Have actual rages, Fire and brimstone on around.

  • Take control of Queen.

  • That's not the queen.

  • This will do anyway.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • You heard him moving target, isn't it?

  • Oh, first person shooter boat.

  • Nice.

  • Don't want go Blunder!

  • Buzzy splitter.

  • Bus squad for life.

  • Oh, my God!

  • I think we are destroying them.

  • Look, not the swords and all my boys.

  • Never feeder lines.

  • Blunderbuss is are the key to victory.

  • God, you're so covered in swords to look at this guy.

  • Holy shit!

  • You're so cool.

  • These are the best characters in the game.

  • That's fucking about us.

  • Ah, Can you stand up against, like, the moon and look all awesome?

  • Okay.

  • What do we use against them?

  • Oh, blunderbuss is hell.

  • Yeah.

  • Brother buses and two queens.

  • I know what the Reaper does know.

  • Does he?

  • He probably just killed things.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • He slowed them around me.

  • That's so creepy!

  • What's awesome?

  • Shoot him!

  • I will be the one to kill him.

  • Oh, shit!

  • The stalls, my thing.

  • Oh, oh!

  • Oh!

  • Oh, God!

  • That's so badass.

  • Safer.

  • The Reaper stays in there.

  • The raper.

  • Oh, my God!

  • He's so strong!

  • Holy shit.

  • Oh, my God!

  • That's so crazy.

  • He is by far my favorite character ever in this game.

  • He just destroyed my boys.

  • Throw just hanging off, covered in sores and everything that we get close.

  • Oh, God, no one king surrounded by healers.

  • There's only one way to deal with this evil.

  • And that's for the church to rise back up as an Irishman, as a great Irish Catholic boy doesn't go to church anymore.

  • I know that the church's power can overcome all obstacles.

  • You know the power of Jesus.

  • Power of God.

  • Anatomy on your site.

  • Okay, okay, okay.

  • Okay.

  • Yes, it's working.

  • It's working.

  • I know.

  • God.

  • He's still fucking sucks, though.

  • Jesus Holy told us What can fight against such evil?

  • What can fight back?

  • Maybe some blue and archers will do the job I need.

  • I need people to start taking out the easy enemy So the big guys could just focus on the big bag like this.

  • Like this.

  • Here we go.

  • Way can't get coastal.

  • Come on.

  • Yeah!

  • Yeah!

  • God almighty!

  • What dough?

  • There is No defeating is evil.

  • DaVinci tank surrounded by healers.

  • There you go.

  • Let's do it for sure.

  • Get the DaVinci tank even move.

  • I don't think it can just keep press his face.

  • You just hold it.

  • Can I think I got what?

  • There was nothing left.

  • It was just him.

  • Ah, you fucker!

  • DaVinci Tank!

  • Kill the raper!

  • God fucking damn it!

  • I got so close at one time.

  • I'm not giving up on this strategy.

  • This is it.

  • The giant hat will win.

  • I am determined for this thing to bloody kill everything.

  • Looking go.

  • Majestic firing balls of fiery fuel re everywhere.

  • Don't let the players past, though.

  • You go block that bridge.

  • Oh, come on, man.

  • How and determined.

  • I'm just trying to beat this bastard.

  • What else can I use?

  • Okay.

  • Divinci tank, bringing up the rear.

  • Okay, Guy also need Who else is strong?

  • I got him.

  • I got him.

  • I got him.

  • Who's left?

  • Yeah, baby, I don't even know who was left.

  • Oh, Divinci, you mad scientist.

  • Crazy son of a bitch.

  • I love you.

  • Oh, thank God.

  • That was those tricky.

  • Okay?

  • And I were back to these.

  • Okay?

  • I want to try out this Reaper away.

  • I can, Yes.

  • Oh, this is gonna be also I can't pick out anything else.

  • So I actually have to use the Reaper here.

  • What does he do?

  • Oh, God, yes.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Good Gods.

  • Okay, they took him out pretty easily, but that was fucking Don't wait.

  • What happens if I just let him go on his own?

  • And I don't control?

  • Because I had nowhere to go.

  • No idea what I was doing.

  • All of my gods that the tendrils air just like passive.

  • You just even attack with them.

  • That's badass.

  • This is what I wanted the raper against that Bakker.

  • Look how cool he is against the moonlight.

  • Ready to kill his enemies.

  • I wonder if he'll actually die really quickly against these, I might have.

  • Might have ruined the balance.

  • Just a small because I just wanted to see what it looked like.

  • He can't even get to the Jesus.

  • Here we go.

  • On a faded moonlight nights to sword, Castor's went up against the most foul creature in all the land and air actually Fucking him up again.

  • Hey, here's a way overpowered.

  • Get him reaps.

  • Gonna mess him up.

  • Yeah, baby.

  • Oh, everybody else is dead already.

  • Shit!

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, He just tosses the boy and uses more.

  • Oh, my God, That's so cool.

  • He's my favorite about how much healthy has left.

  • But that is terrifying.

  • Let me Oh, God.

  • Oh, no, I wouldn't say let me be the final guy.

  • Ah, shit.

  • I messed it up.

  • What's better?

  • Don't let them throw.

  • Don't let them throw.

  • If they throw, they killed.

  • Don't let that throw up.

  • Yeah, baby, it's all inside the cave.

  • Can I just do this?

  • We're gonna get messed up immediately.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's like what's so run?

  • Killed all the elves.

  • Jesus, Give him a tiny little corridor and he will mess you up nice and could see up your skirt.

  • You guys are in for it now to reapers.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You don't stand a chance.

  • This is my favorite character in this entire game.

  • This is so cool looking.

  • He died.

  • Uh, Excuse me.

  • You're not supposed to die.

  • You're supposed to be incident God incarnate.

  • Okay, You're doing well.

  • Don't No, no.

  • Yeah, baby, This is cleaning up the land.

  • You never need another unit.

  • It's just reapers.

  • From now on, it's Officer crows.

  • Crows are cheating.

  • I'll come for your crows, so I'll come for your crows.

  • Don't let the crows defeat you.

  • Their crews!

  • They're stupid.

  • I have a reaper.

  • Take up the back while everybody else fire swords.

  • There you go.

  • That's simple.

  • That's nice.

  • That's effective.

  • Okay, find him.

  • Go for birdbrain.

  • This bird bitch!

  • My friend.

  • Oh, right in your neck.

  • You guys like my trophies of a bunch of bodies of my enemies.

  • I bathe in their blood.

  • I I just want to see something I want to see.

  • Just sheer madness.

  • Most peasant of characters versus one Reaper.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I want to see what the limit is.

  • Clearly I'm way off.

  • Okay, 30 versus what 30 of you.

  • Big, powerful, beautiful baby boys versus one Reaper, man.

  • Who do you think will win?

  • Place your bets in the comments below.

  • I know my money's on.

  • Or look at those tendrils.

  • Go look at those bodies.

  • Fly can.

  • It's so awesome.

  • Okay, There you go.

  • Right.

  • So let's start him further back.

  • I want to possess him, though.

  • Won't wait for everybody to get close?

  • Yes.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Way.

  • Who's like, Oh, you?

  • Not anymore.

  • Okay.

  • One Reaper, one badass Skelly man versus ah, 100 hobbits.

  • Who do you think it would?

  • I still think the Reaper's gonna take this.

  • I don't see why he wouldn't thes guys jump all over the place, but they just pile up together.

  • Holy crab.

  • He ruined them.

  • That was amazing.

  • I want to do that.

  • I want to be in control of that.

  • Yes, yes.

  • Just get into the middle of them at the mall.

  • Pilot, they're barely even doing damage.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • By that's so satisfying.

  • Wait, who's like, Oh, look atyou.

  • You guys are cute.

  • I don't even need to use my sight.

  • Okay, well, that does it for this episode of totally accurate battle simulator.

  • That was super fun.

  • That is, without a doubt, my favorite unit in the whole game.

  • That was so cool.

  • I can't wait to see what more units they add.

  • I hope it's stuff like that.

  • I like the spooky theme.

  • I like the magic stuff.

  • Archers and everything are fun, but we've had so many units out there are all kind of the same stuff over and over again, but that was legitimately for it.

  • There's nothing more satisfying than having an overpowered unit swipe and hit so many of the characters and watched him go flying.

  • That's exactly what I love about this game.

  • But if you like this episode, don't forget to leave.

  • I like on the video.

  • And also don't forget to subscribe because it will be more tabs content in the future, and you don't want to miss out on it.

  • But until next time I'm gonna wave you all a massive farewell.

  • That was a little too much excitement for me.

He's not even jacks up the guy.

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