Name: Why Jason Manford is terrified of his creepy daughter... | Live At The Apollo - BBC
Uploaded: 2020-03-26T09:21:23.000Z
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They're great. I've got this other daughter. That's what I call her.

She's... No, she's magical, she's beautiful,

she's three years old, she's fabulous, but...she's weird.

And I know that seems harsh, but she'll never see this show.

And people say to me, "You can't say that about your own daughter," but she's weird.

I'd go that far. She never cries, I've never seen her cry.

Everyone else thinks she's brilliant, "She never cries."

I'm like, "Yeah, don't leave me in the room with her."

She's just got a touch of the Damiens about her. You know?

She's sinister. Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night,

she's always awake at the end of the landing, just staring out like that.

Take this, one morning I went running into her room, she'd had

a nightmare. I went running into her room and she was screaming

and I gave her a big cuddle. I said, "You all right, sweetheart?"

As I pulled her away, she looked past me into the darkness.

Any other kid you'd say, "Don't be silly, sweetheart, that's just a bad dream."

And the other two, they pick on her sometimes, they pick on her!

And they're bigger than her, but she wins.

And kids have got some nasty fighting techniques, haven't they?

Like the pinch and twist. You know about the pinch and twist?

They grab a bit of chubby leg or arm and pinch it then twist it?

Horrible! Even if two blokes were fighting in a pub car park and one

did that, you'd be, "Mate, that's a bit low, innit? He'd be like, "Sorry, pal!"

They did the pinch and twist on her leg, pinched it, twisted it.

This was the reaction. She went, "Ah, oh!"

"Oh, isn't she great? She never cries." I'm like, "Yeah.

"I think she might kill us in our sleep one day."