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  • I mean, if you got a mascot.

  • Yes, I do have a mascot.

  • I've got pizza.

  • Is your master Yes, my mask.

  • What you make of that?

  • No.

  • Hi, I'm not knocking on this show.

  • I put on my mask locked inside.

  • Just brought in comfort food to get me for it.

  • Growing I bought in the cake is another part of my mascot way See how far you get through the pizza and the cake during the show Finished Way down now No eat It comes Theo follow you on Twitter.

  • You recently tweeted about a dream that you had Normally I'm not interested in people's dreams.

  • But it was It was sort of an erotic dream.

  • Oh, tell us more about it.

  • I do my sex Ed Miliband explains that weird face he does It made no sense.

  • I don't find it.

  • We're about to talk about it with a band.

  • But I was having sex with someone for Oh, I said Miliband And then I woke up.

  • You find out before we have sex became in the dream Mid sex.

  • I think I have a word.

  • Would You mean you haven't got a word?

  • I don't think I have an actual word on that e.

  • I haven't got words dreams, OK, six points to Jack and it would appear Roshan doesn't have any dreams.

  • She does.

  • There was the one where she banged Ed Miliband.

  • Jane is the greatest ever female player in countdown history.

  • Theo machine is the worst has had 59 letter words on countdown.

  • Roshan once claimed she had the word news, but there was no w on the board.

  • What I brought in is the electric shock.

  • Basically, I'm gonna try and bully myself into being better at Countdown.

  • We're gonna attach them on my back.

  • You should be in charge.

  • Was trying to kill me for hijinks ago.

  • Oh, yeah, I think it's a trust exercise.

  • Think Don't go easy on my back, Theo.

  • You're gonna bring team impending doom, A feeling of impending doom.

  • We've already got faith in you.

  • I think you're gonna turn this round for us, don't you?

  • I love the bare bones of the woman you, but we're gonna fucking die if you were to win Russian.

  • And no one thinks that's gonna happen.

  • But if you were to win, what would that mean for you?

  • it means a lot.

  • It would stop the comments on Twitter asking me if English is my first language machine.

  • I got it made me ball.

  • You get one that turned up the seven ball inside.

  • What are we gonna not be?

  • Anything that's so painful.

  • Okay, Why did Was two times 100.

  • Is 200 on Dhe, Actually.

  • Did that, did I don't do that.

  • Impressing things.

  • I haven't got it right.

  • Two times 100 225 and then another 100 for 300.

  • And then take away the rest.

  • Wait 28 to and I just may compete against machine.

  • No, I didn't get it.

  • Someone's on the show.

  • I got a four letter word, which is embarrassing, but no, it's embarrassing.

  • When I realized the letter w wasn't even on there, So I fall a word with no w.

  • So now I brought binoculars to make sure I see the letter fallout.

  • Work news.

  • Never forget it.

  • Forget it.

  • There's no w w what?

  • You have to make the words out of the letters that appear.

  • They're sick.

  • It's bloody sick.

  • What happened to your arm?

  • You know, whatthe way have on just carve.

  • Initiate immediately.

  • How did you manage to get on you down?

  • And I got covered in stuff.

  • I think we could probably get someone to clean your arm.

  • I've got fake tan on the way in to spend it.

  • Rub the dirt een you just carry on.

  • I'll just rub this in for a bit.

  • I don't know what the Oh, you go six showing him, Jason, by our carry fives and sixes.

  • Oh, I suppose we should ask.

  • I believe in you.

  • And I think you are the person to drive this team.

  • Yeah.

  • What's your five rushing to pay?

  • Whip and I Hey, within a ta u p color you're pronouncing I mean still counts a words through.

  • No fault of your own putting words, no words.

  • I mean, this go up there.

  • I didn't see that he does it very nice tonight.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Was compliments to the chefs, The makeup ladies, We've been at it for about two hours.

  • Care?

  • What can I say?

  • You feel that wardrobe ladies Interesting contrast to that.

  • The hair in the outfit don't match up.

  • Gotta quit late.

  • Ah, nice stuff.

  • Like dress in addressing top it wasn't I couldn't get out on.

  • So I mean, it's a nice jumper.

  • It just looks a bit like I run out of budget carry.

  • Daughters are comment Before the show, you said from Neck up, it was It looks like I've said, Can I have a fiance hair?

  • And then sure, it wasn't my comment, Shawn said, and said Benefits street Freddy, If you got a mascot, I am a bit embarrassed about Odo Cities.

  • All Sean went to search, effort, go.

  • I don't mean said, Oh, what's what's he called Friends, too?

  • Sure, you have a name for it you're with?

  • Is it squeak?

  • Is it battery machine occasion, Mrs Out.

  • Important bits of Grandma she wants to say.

  • Is there a battery inside of battery power?

  • They're indestructible.

  • Squeaks after a nuclear bomb goes off.

  • All hell, just base squeaks factories.

  • Just a little bit of plastic percent.

  • You know what's going on?

  • This explain the technical aspect of plastic bubbly bubble plastic, little squeezing, bubble bubble bath way days machine.

  • No, I didn't get it.

  • The ladder?

  • Yeah, we've seen a word up there.

  • I haven't played by to do a practice run Penis.

  • What's your six instead for you.

  • So isn't it on it your camera pen?

  • Because it's just checking as in not hyphen.

  • Say what you want.

  • My Penis.

  • I mean, it should be no good.

  • It wouldn't be long enough.

  • 30 seconds is not long enough to enjoy Brochin's face.

  • That How'd you get it?

  • Right?

  • Maybe.

  • I'm not sure yet because we wanted to know how you got it.

  • Okay, Because I believe everyone else five times 100 equals 510 plus six equals 16.

  • Yet times by four.

  • This 64.

  • No.

  • Yeah, is it is right.

  • And then take that away on 36.

  • Yes.

  • Theo, wait.

  • You tricked us there with, like, pretending you hadn't got it, right, right?

  • Sure.

  • That was a compliment.

  • I think Rachel was saying it was an interesting when she did.

  • It was a compliment.

  • What would you have used all that straight away with you?

  • Their numbers are machine.

  • Did you get it?

  • No.

  • How did you get rushing?

  • I got 100 plus four times eight.

  • Is that too minus?

  • Ah, for free.

  • I've got 129 Russian.

  • Your five.

  • Whoa!

  • Dudes loads more.

  • Those words mean on you.

  • Thanks to me, I really like This is a life puzzles and master biscuits.

  • You need to do it when it's cold.

  • Five.

  • You weren't playing.

  • What was your five ever Penis Penis spot way?

  • Get some points.

  • No, No, because you won't claim that it was Joe versus David and neither of them spotted the D.

  • Well, if you go, I, um I got a It's wrong, isn't it?

  • It was five, actually.

  • It was a fossil.

  • I miscounted, Jimmy.

  • I got fossil way.

  • Rose way Don't slip, which is also a four.

  • You be your chicken isn't helping your five large.

  • If you had more than one lager, what would you How would you describe that?

  • What would you say?

  • Lagers?

  • You make a six letter word.

  • Even Rob Beckett's laughing at your constant.

  • Please, Rachel.