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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

  • If you're new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate...things I'm

  • just:

  • Not About That Life!

  • For example, Donald Sterling.

  • Wow!

  • For those of you unfamiliar, NBA Clipper's owner, Donald Sterling, made some racist comments

  • to his then girlfriend.

  • What he didn't know was that she was recording this conversation and recently the files got

  • leaked.

  • He basically said "I don't want you taking pictures with black people.

  • You're a nice girl.

  • I don't really want you to be seen with black people."

  • This is not this guy's first infraction.

  • This guy has had a list of discriminatory actions in the past.

  • So for people to just jump on to this now, it's sort of weird.

  • For me, I wasn't as shocked or enraged as some other people were at this audio.

  • The man thought he was in the privacy of his own home.

  • How many times have you said some messed up stuff in your house when you thought no one

  • else was listening?

  • The bigger problem I have is with the NAACP, who was about to give this man a 2nd lifetime

  • achievement award.

  • A 2nd lifetime achievement award?

  • Who's over the board?

  • How easy is it to get a lifetime achievement award?

  • I feel like there needs to be some type of audit or investigation of some kind before

  • you just give out lifetime achievement awards.

  • D

  • DAHECK.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Is it me, or are trash can lids just getting smaller for some reason?

  • I can barely fit my tray into the trash can, if at all anymore.

  • Got food piling up on the trash can.

  • Now I have Chick-Fil-A sauce on my hand.

  • I didn't have that before.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Recently, I'm watching the NBA playoffs.

  • My team, unfortunately, Go Magic, didn't make the playoffs.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Then during a commercial I see an advertisement for the LeBron app.

  • I don't understand.

  • What's next?

  • Is there going to be a Justin Bieber app?

  • A One Direction app?

  • We see LeBron enough!

  • We don't need an app.

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  • I get it people.

  • You like Floyd Mayweather.

  • He's undefeated.

  • Just won his most recent fight.

  • Yay!

  • That's all great.

  • This does not make you a part of the money team.

  • Ok, you don't have a job.

  • You live with your mom.

  • There's no money involved in this situation right here.

  • Not About That Life!

  • So I was in the gym the other day.

  • I go to the locker room, watching the game on the screen.

  • And you know what happens?

  • This white dude walks in, makes eye-contact with me, and proceeds to get butt naked in

  • front of me.

  • Why would you do that?

  • It's one thing to just walk in, get butt naked, go about your business, change.

  • But the second you make eye-contact with me...you should not be allowed to take your clothes

  • off, in my opinion, or at least break eye-contact before you start taking your clothes off.

  • DAHECK!

  • Not About That Life!

  • When police officers speed, and I know your speeding because I'm speeding...and you passed

  • me.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Women, we get it.

  • You have a boyfriend.

  • Good for you.

  • Is it really necessary for you to remind us every #ManCrushMonday?

  • It's really all the hashtags...which by the way, if you're 14 years old...you should not

  • be allowed to post a #ThrowbackThursday...what are you throwing back to?

  • The real problem with #ThrowbackThursday though is that the girls are starting to look better

  • in their throwback pictures than in real life.

  • And honesty, what is the difference between #ThrowbackThursday and #FlashbackFriday?

  • It's getting out of control people.

  • Not About That Life!

  • And you know what else is getting out of control?

  • Buzzfeed articles on Facebook...because everything on my timeline is a Buzzfeed article, talking

  • about "You Won't Believe What Happens Next."

  • I kid you not, on my timeline this week there was an article "100 Things You Cared About

  • 10 Years Ago but don't Care About Today."

  • If I don't care about it today, why did you right an...

  • Not About That Life!

  • But what are you Not About That Life?

  • I asked some people on Snapchat and here's what they had to say.

  • I hate when people only mean-mug in pictures.

  • It's a picture.

  • You're supposed to look happy.

  • Why don't you give it a nice smile?

  • When basketball's on and people want to talk about hockey?

  • Not About That Life.

  • That is a killer.

  • You know when you're craving cereal and you open your fridge and you have no milk.

  • Not About That Life!

  • If you want to be on the next Not About That Life, make sure to follow me on Snapchat:

  • ScooterMagruder or leave a comment down below and end it with Not About That Life.

  • As always, new videos every Sunday.

  • No Jugamos Juegos.

  • Throw me the alley.

  • I'm a grown man.

What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

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