and this is ...

- Svetlana Khochay!

(laughs)

- Fancy Pants Hair.

- That's me.

- Today we are doing something totally different,

because we are celebrating 600,000 subscribers.

(upbeat music)

600,000.

- That's enough.

- I'm really excited.

So what are we doing?

- We are gonna play

you laugh, you lose.

You were supposed to say that with me.

And we would love for you guys to play along with us.

In the highly unlikely case that you beat our score,

let us know in the comments below,

and let us know which jokes made you laugh the hardest.

- Let's get started. - All right, ready?

Rock, paper, scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Oooh. - Oooh.

- Come on.

Oh, one more thing, stay tuned

because at the end, there's gonna be

an epic punishment for the loser.

- And we want you all to play along with us,

and keep track of your score.

Let us know in the comments which ones make you laugh.

- Mm-hmm.

All right, you ready?

- Yes.

- I ordered 2000lbs of Chinese soup.

It was a won-ton.

- That was good.

- [Svetlana] Good.

- What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?

- What'd he do?

- He wet his plants.

(both laugh)

- That's so good!

- We both lose.

- Oh, man. - We both lost.

- Did you see that movie about the hot dog?

- No.

- It was an Oscar wiener.

- That wasn't funny.

(Svetlana laughs)

- I tried really hard.

- What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wassa-bee!

- That's okay, that's okay.

What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?

- I didn't expect her eyes to be crossed.

- Jurassic pork.

- That was a good effort.

I have six mouths, four eyes, and three ears.

What am I?

- A freak.

- Ugly.

- What do you call a cow with a twitch?

- What?

- Beef jerky.

Jerky.

Beef jerky.

- That was a good one.

What do you call a mom who never toots in public?

- Me.

What?

A private tooter.

- Well played.

What did they ask the church chef

to put on all of their sandwiches?

- What?

- Miracle whip.

- Hmm.

- Is your heart made of stone or something?

- Mm-hmm (negative).

- Why aren't you laughing?

- You heard the rumor going around about butter?

- I have not.

- Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

- Terrible.

(Natasha laughs)

I think we need to up the anti.

- What are we doing?

Wetting our whistle?

- That's right, we're gonna fill up our mouths with water,

just to make this a little bit more interesting.

(Svetlana laughs)

You look ridiculous.

Two cows were out in the field eating grass,

one cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moo!"

"Hey," the other cow replies, "I was just about

"to say the same thing!"

(Svetlana laughs)

- All right.

That was close.

Are you ready?

I have to say the joke first.

This is gonna be easy. (laughs)

(both laugh)

I wanna say the joke first.

- I think I got too much water.

- Okay, do it again.

I really wanted to be a vegetarian,

but I realized it would be a missed steak.

- I don't think that counts.

- We're still doing this?

- [Svetlana] We're still doing this.

- Okay.

- Got a good one, it's a good one.

Fill her up, all the way to the brim.

(both laugh)

Don't choke!

- (laughing) It's coming out of my nose!

(both laugh)

- [Svetlana] Okay, here you go.

You got something right there.

- Okay, try this again.

- What did the fried shrimp say to the rice?

Don't wok away from me.

(both laugh)

That was a good one, apparently that was good.

- Okay, come on, am I the only one that died on that one?

I wonder if anyone out there is beating our score right now.

It's my turn.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

- This is gonna be bad.

- It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

(Sveltana laughs)

- Oh, man, I can't, I can't, I quit.

I'm done, I'm done.

- Hold on, hold on.

We are at a tie right now,

and this is the elimination death match.

Double points.

- Let's do this.

- Loser gets punished.

- Oh, man.

Okay, all right.

A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient

a laxative instead of coughing syrup.

Three days later, the patient comes back for a checkup,

and the doctor says, "Well, are you still coughing?"

The patient replies, "No, I'm afraid to."

- I get it.

Things not looking good for you right now.

- Still counts.

Did you guys see that?

- No, I didn't see. - Did you see that?

- No, no, I'm laughing - Did you see that?

- at my joke that's coming.

Yours is over.

- Oh, come on, rewind.

- No, no, no, no. - Rewind!

- Hold on.

- Oh God, I already know what's coming.

This is gonna be bad.

- Okay. - I don't want it.

(Svetlana laughs)

Every time I look at your face.

What's wrong with your face?

- That's not nice.

- Okay. - Okay.

(laughs) I've got the giggles.

- I can't lose, I can't lose.

- An old lady at the bank asks me ...

(Svetlana scream laughs)

(both laugh)

Let me say the joke!

Okay, this is elimination death match.

- I know!

- I'd be more serious if I were you.

I'm gonna look over there.

An old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance,

so I pushed her over.

Your eye is twitching.

(Svetlana laughs)

(laughing) That was so bad.

That was bad, I'm sorry.

(both laugh)

That was bad.

(both laugh)

And the winner is!

(bell dings)

(both laugh)

Okay, I think we need to find out

what the punishment is

for the loser.

Okay so, we happen to have

a drawer full serrano peppers,

and you might want your water for this.

- Oh no.

- Because it's gonna get ugly.

(laughs)

- Can I get some milk to use?

- No.

- I've actually never had a serrano pepper before.

- This is gonna be really good.

- Can't be that bad.

- Okay.

- Not that bad. - Throw it over.

All right.

Oh, that's a big one.

Did you pick the biggest one?

Just give it a taste.

- Like that, just bite it?

- Just bite it.

Are you kidding me?

Was it not spicy?

Oh.

What's wrong with you?

Oh.

You don't have to eat it.

Spit it out!

Spit it out!

- I am a game player.

I am gonna suffer the consequences of my loss.

- Not me.

I didn't lose.

Oh, oh, where's my water?

Milk, milk, thank you, thank you, thank you.

(screams) It's in my throat, it's in my throat.

It's bad I'm about to spit the milk out.

(Svetlana screams)

- It's getting worse!

- Why did you eat it?

- I ate it all!

I ate it all!

You guys, that gets worse as time goes on.

- It does, that's why I'm surprised you swallowed it,

because my mouth is on fire.

- What's it gonna be like later?

(both laugh)

- That was good.

If you guys enjoyed this video,

please give us a thumbs up and make sure to subscribe,

and again, thank you guys so, so much for subscribing.

600,000 subscribers.

- That's a lot.

- It's a lot.

Mind blown.

Thank you so much for watching,

let us know what your scores were in the comments below.

Hey, again, don't forget to subscribe

to Svetlana's channel, she's Fancy Pants Hair.

Because she got fancy pants hair.

- And fancy pants.

(both laugh)

Mostly the hair.

- And, if you guys wanna see more hilarious videos,

check out one of our funny styling sessions

right over there, and our best bloopers right down there.

- What, in my pants?

- No, just point.

- Oh, oh there, farther down.

- Farther down, right. - Down.

- We'll see you next time.

- Bye!