This is your Boy D-Trix from theDOMINICshow,

and this is 8 boyfriends girls should avoid!

Basically, it is what it is.

Oh! Oh my gosh, are you okay?

I’m so sorry.

Well, I’m D-Trix.

Hi, I’m Ashley.

Can I get your number?

I guess… Ahm, it’s 91670… (phone rings)

Okay, when?

Now!

But I’m not ready.

Are you sure?!

What the fuck?

Damn! That was good!

Would you wanna go on another date?

NO!

Don’t you like me?

I don’t!

You at least wanna get to know me?

I don’t!

You at least like your outfit?

I do!

You do?

She does!

Yes!

The boyfriend that listens to what you say but assumes something else.

Oh, you’re at a dinner with your parents for their anniversary.

Are you sure you’re having dinner with your ex-boyfriend you skunk?!

Why are you late?

Or your car broke down?

Or maybe you’re just sucking that dick!

This isn’t even a cellphone.

AKA the public display of an asshole.

Hey! What’s up you guys?

Hey, what’s up Gerald and thanks for inviting us over, man!

Yeah, Gerald, thank you!

Yeah, no worry! Hold on one, okay?

I told you not to talk when we were in the car

And I saw it that you are flirting with my friend…

You’re such a little flirt sometimes and why were you wearing this jacket?

I told you this jacket looks stupid on you!

You’re not wearing any shoes.

You know your feet look like hands right, Ashley!

God! You’re such a skunk!

So what’s up? Do you enjoy being a listener or what? Gerald?

The boyfriend that got so annoyed with you that anytime you do anything, he…

Uhh!

But the negative body language got so bad that now, I’m pretty much does this.

So, how do I look?

The boyfriend that is so good in talking that he can even manipulate you in situations like…

You did what, with those girls?

I had sex with them, Ashley. Is that what you wanna hear?

Because it’s true.

I cheated on you and I had sex with those girls.

But I make love to you, Ashley.

I make love.

Sweet love that goes from my soul to yours.

Love that can even make my heart cry.

Tears of joy and happiness

You understand what I’m trying to say, Ashley?

I do.

You do?!

She does!

Damn it!

As any slowly but surely who’s trying to change who you are overtime.

How’s it going?I’m D-Trix.

I’m Ashley.

Oh, nice to meet you! That’s cute.

You know it sounds better if you have Ash

‘coz Ashley’s not really working for you.

Let’s get out of here!

So, how do I look?

Oh, you look cute!

It’s not really your color. You should wear blue.

I like blue so you should wear blue.

So, how do I look now?

Uhh, you look so cute!

You know you can make that dress even cuter.

If you’re a Filipino, a little bit shorter, got your haircut,

grow your moustache and have a penis.

The boyfriend that has a temper that is so bad

that anytime he hear something he doesn’t like,

he grabs the closet object around him and destroys it.

Were you’ve been texting your grandfather,

I told you not to text any other guy!

Damn it!

Wait! Did you just like another guy and you just had a photo?

Uhh!

You didn’t like my status on Facebook?

Whew! Sorry, I like bunnies.

But I hate one glass!

And bananas!!!

Fried rice!!!

Bag of croutons?!!

Red crab salad?!!

Egg?!!

Carrot cake?!!

Watermelon?!!

Milk?!!

Uhh

Crap!

And last but not the least,

As in he’s every boyfriend we just named all in one.

Sorry ladies!

Sadly, there are guys out there with all those characteristics.

If you’re dating someone like that,

then you should probably get out of that situation.

And fellas, if you’re the type of guy that tries to roll his eyes,

or treat your girl like an ass in public,

or even tries to change who your girlfriend is,

Well, then, make sure you roll your eyes wherein something cute she is.

And instead of A standing for ass,

let it stand for affection.

And don’t ever attempt to change your girlfriend.

Remember, she is the one you first fell for.

‘Coz if you ever do try to change her?

Well, she might come out like,

So, do you like me now?

I guess I do.

You do?

He does!

No!!!