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  • top of the border deal.

  • And he's making his except guy.

  • And welcome back to Norman Reedus and his amazing fetus.

  • We just have this guy's area.

  • We're going to do a mission for him, so he joins the cause.

  • Uh, was that here?

  • Let me Let me just check my orders for a second.

  • Um, that's all the way down there.

  • Yeah, it's this one.

  • Okay, let's let's do that.

  • If two go, go west do do, do do do.

  • It's not really West isn't American is it's It's up in the hills.

  • Is that one?

  • Um, I an idiot.

  • I am an idiot.

  • What I'm trying to do is this one retrieve middle, not city ruins.

  • Okay, so I just need to collect something.

  • I mean, I'm gonna end up doing them all either way, and oh, yeah, I said that I was gonna put down a a p C c to make a generator, right?

  • I can't.

  • He's not on the Cairo network yet because he's a dingus.

  • Yeah, it would.

  • My plan was to get to this guy and then put that on a generator because we were attached to the car a network.

  • But then he was like, I want to be part of this thing But cool.

  • I was like, Really?

  • Man, come on.

  • Oceans lifted Cool time fall Love that for me right now.

  • I should drink some monster energy.

  • I envy anybody who sponsored by Monster Energy playing this game because it's a marriage made in heaven.

  • It makes the sponsorship so much easier, expensive by a monster energy.

  • And it's just shown in the video constantly.

  • Uh, this is nice, though, because it's raining outside in real life.

  • It's dark outside because it's winter and against Erica five PM here.

  • Ceramics.

  • Karam Mrs.

  • Oh, take that.

  • I'm gonna make some pots.

  • His face is cool.

  • I I just said that, Sam.

  • I mean, Norman, I mean, feat is man goddamn Look at that mountain.

  • Can I go to that mountain?

  • Is this like Skyrim where they showed it off and they were like, You see that mountain in the distance, you can go there.

  • It's a shame there's not much reason to explore in the game other than like, Oh, here we go And to go into a bad territory, of course, because the explore the world is cool looking, but There's kind of nothing in it.

  • Every time I go somewhere, it's just like, yeah, you're You're here now, I guess I wish there was a reason for me to let go off the beaten path and go somewhere other than just packages.

  • I need to get my grenades ready.

  • Okay.

  • There's one right there.

  • That's fine.

  • Uh, did he go away?

  • No.

  • Yeah.

  • Blood.

  • That's an amazing where we could have a video game that lets you throw your blood shit and piss of things.

  • What do you giving me?

  • What is this?

  • Pick up?

  • I don't think that was that.

  • No Cairo Christmas.

  • I'm not making a thing on the ground.

  • That does not.

  • Okay, fine.

  • In here for now.

  • It's like a run down mall.

  • I shouldn't waste it on that guy.

  • Can you pick up?

  • Thank you.

  • Where am I going?

  • Get my toolbox.

  • There.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Things are gonna get very hairy here in a second.

  • If I'm not careful.

  • Eat my blood.

  • You find player.

  • Oh, God.

  • What's happening?

  • We're going.

  • Oh, they're very close.

  • Okay, that's better.

  • That's better.

  • That's better.

  • All right, Bebe, you better not freak out.

  • But enough.

  • That people bring babies on planes.

  • Much of bringing a baby into a war zone.

  • What's wrong with you, Norman?

  • See, this is where away.

  • I could just do this.

  • Okay.

  • How about I don't complain about a thing in the game that I actually have full control over and convicts, I need to get rid of you.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, it feels good to be a gangster above.

  • I know.

  • Where do you go after the afterlife?

  • That's a question.

  • Only death stranding is gonna answer.

  • Day.

  • Okajima is gonna tell us what life is all about.

  • All a lot.

  • I don't really get way.

  • They'll even hand prints, though.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God, You're close.

  • Aiming this way sucks.

  • Okay.

  • You want to come after you leave the handprints on the ground?

  • Right?

  • But they they don't use their hands.

  • They float.

  • Okay?

  • I might have to kill this guy.

  • Here is Well, where did he go?

  • I do not know.

  • Who.

  • Here?

  • Yeah, way they spin around and everything.

  • Yeah, I get Kristen's killing picking those up way, they show.

  • Oh, do I not have more?

  • Oh, that kind of like swirly nous of them are GPU particle physics, and they're really cool to look at day.

  • I think we're fine, sir.

  • We need to be anyway.

  • Is this one off the grid?

  • What?

  • Can I bring it back online?

  • Because I would I would I would very much like to not have to deal with things and carry this much gear.

  • Okay?

  • There's a private locker that makes sense, but also, dammit.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I need to get back over here.

  • All right?

  • He can.

  • I just cooked through everything because that would be nice.

  • Just go back this way.

  • I don't think there's BT's over here.

  • Bad things, big thoughts.

  • Okay?

  • There's some way in additions.

  • What an odd Riddick.

  • I wanted to in my videos all the time.

  • Just sitting here blinking at you.

  • They'll be cool.

  • Okay.

  • There is one nearby.

  • We're not going to mess with him, are we, Baby?

  • My sweet, bouncy little bridge, baby boy, You make it cool sound, though.

  • I like sometimes to do like a little clicky.

  • Well, the clicker slacker.

  • I want those crystals.

  • Um, I even have to get out over here.

  • I hope so.

  • Got him through them.

  • We're not gonna throw down we're gonna leave.

  • We're nice people.

  • I think I could just walk if I wasn't carrying half a city on my back.

  • Oh, I don't know if we can get out How many ladders on me?

  • I'll have his climbing gear.

  • Schoo Hippy dippy like?

  • Like, this kind of feels like cheating.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, who could we get off this?

  • The Blue Hope right here.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Suck it.

  • Betes.

  • I have Bt's as well.

  • Big testicles.

  • That's how I get through all of my bad moments.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Would've been really nice if I was on the Cairo networking was able to use those extra legs.

  • My right gamers Course, right.

  • I'm always right way Did it give you the sums up?

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Phoebe looks happy.

  • He he should.

  • It's a hanging with me all day and I'm Norman Reedus.

  • Who wouldn't want to hang out with him all day?

  • What if Kojima really likes hiking or he just doesn't ever get Tau hike because he's so busy and he saw online and he's so like, involved in things all the time.

  • But this is his way of going hiking without actually hiking.

  • It feels like He just kind of made a game for himself.

  • And then everybody else is like, Well, screw you.

  • If you don't like it, then just don't play it.

  • But I'm going hiking.

  • I can respect that container damage prescription medicine.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • If only you would stop rain.

  • I think that goes over me.

  • Why don't I have super fancy?

  • Oh, the power skeleton got ruined.

  • Please tell me I can use container spray to fix that.

  • I would really like it if it would stop raining right now.

  • Mr.

  • You know what?

  • Let's do this.

  • Do I have?

  • Ah, Where would it be?

  • I don't think I have any of me.

  • I think I left it all back on the other part of the map.

  • I think that that was a stupid idea on.

  • I regretted.

  • This guy's going to Cairo Network now, and I'm gonna make one.

  • You know, it's Christmas.

  • There we go in D.

  • All right, Mr Craftsman.

  • Damning bridges.

  • It stopped raining.

  • Be long.

  • That would be lovely.

  • I would love it if it's upgrade.

  • And right now Oh, my God.

  • I thought it did.

  • It kind of is.

  • It's a little It's a little frustrating that it kind of just rains in specific areas that it doesn't seem as dynamic as I thought it would be.

  • Okay, I have your stupid thing.

  • Are you gonna be nice to us?

  • Now?

  • Here's your toolbox.

  • I'm gonna put you in it.

  • I think I made that joke already, but I'm making it again.

  • Cool am.

  • And my hat.

  • What?

  • You actually went into that?

  • Hello.

  • You don't know what this means to me.

  • A whole lot of memories in these old tools.

  • That kind of stuff you can't replace with a Cairo printer.

  • I was giving you an impossible mission.

  • So change your mind now we're talking.

  • Where do you see the weapons I make with the Sioux?

  • Sam Bridges?

  • You are incredible.

  • Thank stop.

  • Same or my guess is awesome.

  • I haven't gotten lower than that yet because I am incredible.

  • He just told me fragile in a crew never did me wrong.

  • You could say I owe them runner runner with Higgs.

  • Now when I makes them expat, his hand donut does it follow?

  • The motherfucking terrorists are coming together like one big, happy family.

  • It might be time for us to do the same.

  • Let's TV.

  • There's hope for us after all.

  • Lisa, this folks like you are You see safety in numbers, huh?

  • And the new America to boot.

  • Connecting to the network yet?

  • Wait for it.

  • Wait for the chunky monkey sound.

  • Wait for it.

  • Oh, I'm so ready.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Optimus Prime is on his way in you.

  • I have ah lot of containers that I need to fix.

  • Haven't fixed any of them yet.

  • I feel bad.

  • Some of them were covered in Rose and I'm not using them either.

  • So what am I doing?

  • Whoever Bhola gun a bowl eyes, They're Boulis are the thing where it has, like a string between two balls and you throw it in rapture on people's legs and fall over terrorist posing his friendship express couriers, areas I can see myself right now that you're looking out for me, it's only fair that I look out for you so long as you keep me connected Keep on supplying you with my best tools And together we all might live a little longer.

  • Oh, by the way, check out this beauty I made.