Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Welcome back, everyone to my living room. I'm going to do something today that I wanted to do for a long time, because for years I used to see people. Well, first of all, yes, it's a generic tasting thing. Product review. I get blah, blah. I don't care. I want to do this because it's fun. It was something I seen people do ages ago, which is take incredibly weird sodas on DDE taste them. But I have an assortment of really weird. So it is here that I bought. I was gonna put them in like a weird products video. But I felt like that they were too weird. Toe do that. And I just wanted to do them on their own because I've always seen people talk about stuff like bacon, soda and not baking soda. This if you make bread with bacon soda. Oh, I meet actual bacon soda. It looks like it came out of a toilet. It looks like it was filtered through about three people before it came out of there. Oh, it's bacon soda with chocolate. You all get. Your fix is these were made by Lester's fixings on the bottles themselves. I couldn't even buy these, unlike Amazon. Or I think I had to get them on eBay. Eso These might kill me, but at least we'll go over the bag. Huh? Are the Indy. It says best before and 20 to 1923 33 23 19 neither of the other A month that scares me. It's the 22nd of the 19th. Uh, which one should we start off with? What? I have sweet corn soda, bacon, soda and get a nice close up of those bowlful Owings soda. We have my least favorite turning one, which is ranch soda. It looks great. This one looks like it was just It's just you're in. This looks like the different filtration Zoff pissed that have come out of people. And last but not least, we have peanut butter and jelly soda. This one is the most promising one to me because peanut butter and jelly are nice thing. Well, most of these air these things, but this sounds like something that might actually work in a soda. Maybe pure cane sugar. Find God. Thank God it's not made with raw sugar. What's the other sugar? Have a raccoon behind me. I You all get your fix is let's write the bacon one. Let's let's do it. Also all of you at home Don't make fun of how dirty my table is. I also have this really cool bottle opener by really cool. I mean, it was made for a four year old. I think it's fucking awesome, which is that you stick the bottle cap in and then you shoot it very, very far away. And then cats Isn't Jason the cat's eyes air fixating on this black hole that I've just opened? It smells like chocolate. No, it smells like bacon with chocolate. Smell you like that? You'll get your fix is I'll get you your fictions here. I'm just stalling cause they don't drink this. No, I'm committing. I might need it. That's not good. Oh, that is bad. If you like that girl from the TIC tac, it's like it smells like a public restroom. Well, no. Okay, it's exactly what it says. It's bacon, sort of with chocolate. Well, it's more chocolate soda with bacon, I'd say a soon as you taste it. It's like Oh, chocolate. No, that's not That's not how Jackie tastes. Oh, it's not bad. It could be worse. Bacon sort of with chocolate. I got my fixings. Not bad. On a scale of 1 to 10 I give it about a five. Put it up on screen. Okay? I don't wanna try sweet corn. Next sweet corn soda. You'll get your fictions. I love that. I also love that Lester's fixings has likely made enough money out of these that it actually has, like a brand, A logo, a slogan of all things. But yeah, sweet corn soda. Wait, how many calories are in these sweet corn soda? It's about time you'll get your fictions. Jesus Christ, it's all over the shop place. Okay, we have no Now here's the thing. I really like Sweet corn. Jared's off. Just cans of sweet corn that you could just stick a spoon into. And I would eat that all day and even the syrup syrup get syrup out of sweet corn, even the juices that Aaron that afterwards I would gladly drink. So I don't make that face at me, you lady. So I kind of think that this will be nice. 11 2119. Thats out of date Either way, it's It's gonna kill me. No soul. Get back in my body. Oh, that was not good. Oh, y'all got your fixes today. Smell is more smell is one. Bubba knows you. That was no Do what does my leg. Just memory book. It's really corny. You're all right, boy. Hey, Dutch. I have a plan not to drink more of this. That is straight up anal filtration. Oh. Did you like the Mississippi true? Go till you did lose one. I would rather drink. What came out of me today? Okay. On a scale of 1 to 10 I don't know what the scale is. 10 bad or good? He the way this one was in the middle. This one is about an eight on the disgusting scale, but not good. Who knew that carbonated sweet corn would be bad? All right. Tell you what. Nearly seven going to Buffalo Wings. Odin disease. Well, here you go. Get your fictions. Is this just gonna be like fucking Frank's hot sauce flavor? Buffalo wing soda. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. You want five, right? Camera? Is that my daddy told me. Sniffed and burped at the same time I served, you drink for you. It kind of smells like orange soda. What a hint of after morning breath. That one's fine. It's kind of spicy. I don't think it actually spicy thing. It's just a bulb with it in the back. The neck, like a really white person thing to say, is like I don't like my coke there spice in it. You know those air bubbles. Now there's a tiny bit of spice and it hits the back your neck. Weird one. This one's about a two. I could actually drink that smell. Uh, here's here's the plenty more years and in a decade drink something that will kill you. That's fine. You could legitimately just drink that lister. I got my fixings go into this part of town off. So zero, It's like, pull up a chair. I'll get you a drink. I deceive myself. A sweet treat for later. This could backfire and bite me in the ass. Um, also, I think all of these air No, I was gonna say I think they're out of date because one had 11 2119 and I was like, 21st of November. Oh, that's very out of date. I thought this one was, like, 11 2119. So it was just slightly out today. But this one says 11. 54 19 the 54th of November. So I'm saving this one for last. Um, but next up is the dreaded demon for the ways known as ranch soda. I bow myself hoping that the gods will spare me this day. Now everyone says that ranch goes good on everything. I don't trust that I've had wrench. It doesn't really go great on everything. I think that's just people who are too lazy to go get other dips. Oh, no, It smells like old socks. Board that smell bad. Give give a whit for that one. Oh, my God, that is horrendous. Lesser We're gonna fix is you're trying to give me It. Tastes exactly as it smells. No, I kind of wanted to do it again. And just for solidarity for the people at home because they suspected what you love, isn't it? This is what you wanted. This entire time was for me to get one that just made me God. It's so bad.