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  • actual Christmas I don't really care about Don't really celebrate it.

  • But now that I have a child that I hired, we're gonna take you to the mall.

  • We're gonna meet Santa.

  • What else did you want to ask him for?

  • A camera way?

  • Change the way I know what he wants.

  • While we're getting food, somebody's gonna go sneak into Best Buy.

  • Get him a camera tonight.

  • Unwrapping presents.

  • Crying.

  • Okay, so we just got to the restaurant where we're going.

  • But I need you guys to go find a camera for my son on, then later tonight.

  • Words.

  • This is a big deal.

  • Your first camera.

  • Should we talk about yet?

  • Okay.

  • What are we talking like, a good camera?

  • He's a child.

  • He doesn't know how cheap.

  • Now I feel like you get a good run for like, 20 bucks.

  • Should be like a sex is potential, though.

  • You know what?

  • For my son, I'm gonna give him the best camera ever under $400.

  • Honestly, budget is not an issue.

  • I'll give you my credit card, but you have to hide it.

  • You can trust us.

  • We got this break way.

  • There's somebody that guy just call the actual gayest thing in his entire life.

  • Do you know where best go through the O?

  • I don't run across this like a bird.

  • Your New York thing?

  • I'm walking here.

  • So they say in New York City, guys.

  • Oh, the spy shop.

  • What are you thinking?

  • Spy on some idiot?

  • Okay, just these things.

  • So you got this camera, huh?

  • That's a good sort of, right?

  • Yeah.

  • That's what I was really good.

  • Thank you.

  • Mission You have to stay like this.

  • A common training mission accomplished.

  • Mission accomplished.

  • I'm mission.

  • You're a conflict mission accomplished.

  • So this is face to Santa picture.

  • You were terrified and not smiling, so I have to smile.

  • He's learning face.

  • We're teaching him how to fix himself.

  • I love my new son.

  • Okay, so I'm gonna head of my mom's house.

  • Drew, this is where I need your help.

  • You owe me to shave.

  • I was thinking we should surprise my mom like Christmas, Carol.

  • Like we could stand on the door, knock and then all be singing when she opens it.

  • But I don't know what to sing.

  • And I also don't think any of us singing prove it.

  • Wait.

  • You want me to do a solo in front of your mom?

  • We can harmonize.

  • Like what song, Drew, What do you think would be fitting?

  • What's Christmas Eve?

  • I mean, I love little drummer boy, but nobody knows that little drummer boy who would about the one about Jesus with the nails in his head.

  • I don't know.

  • The thorns on dripping down his far has ghost coming out of the cave in the night.

  • That really happened.

  • Okay, You know what?

  • In the car, you figure it out when we get to my mom's waiting.

  • I don't want my star rating down.

  • See what Mom's Okay, so at my mom's house, But we still have not figured out what song we're gonna sing.

  • That was on you, buddy.

  • What you got?

  • Mariah Carey's?

  • All I want for Christmas is you all the two gays, just like Okay, that's a big song.

  • You don't know the words.

  • No one.

  • I don't want you for something, you know, Let's do this thing I've ever Carol before.

  • This is a day of firsts.

  • Rio.

  • Here.

  • Okay.

  • Ready?

  • Yeah, Like a Christmas knock.

  • Normal.

  • Wait, no, Maybe.

  • Oh, way.

  • Neighbors hate us.

  • Yeah, Christmas Cookies way.

  • Never like this when I was a kid way real version but all.

  • Are you serious?

  • That's actually for what critics?

  • Oh, I love your name and I know it.

  • I just got a little attached.

  • So Grandma's always do their grandchildren certain things.

  • So first you get a Christmas beer and feel Oh, okay.

  • And holiday pop.

  • Gino, What's in here?

  • There's, like, different kind of pop words.

  • What?

  • Why is it getting so many things?

  • I'm sort of keeping the tradition of my mother with my Children.

  • My God, are you giving him her ashes?

  • Get that.

  • Everything is a hollow or filled.

  • Let's feel it.

  • It's kind of heavy if you felt Oh my God, it's probably filled with peanut butter.

  • Dad should inspect the candy can Dad.

  • Okay, follow.

  • But that's final.

  • Fill it with my own peanut butter.

  • You know what?

  • It's time for Grandma.

  • Her presence.

  • He knows you like Jeez.

  • Oh, my gosh, I'm freaking out because it's large print because I barely read the one I have now you What way?

  • Barely So with same theme.

  • Oh, it's called a biography autobiography.

  • Oh, let's just open a page.

  • What is it that makes God God wants?

  • You know what?

  • Let's start a page one and let's read through the whole thing.

  • Well, I think we should make some gingerbread.

  • Yeah, you Did you get some popcorn?

  • I did, Uncle Garrett.

  • Probably.

  • Okay, You need a lot of that already.

  • Yeah.

  • Do you need some hot chocolate?

  • Okay, if I know my mom and I know he Really What fun.

  • Little cups.

  • I got my prey.

  • Big trees.

  • What's going on?

  • What does it say?

  • I just wanted a big way.

  • It's Ah, melted ice cream and magic.

  • Come on, you have to try it.

  • It's our first.

  • No, you really don't try.

  • Why?

  • What's what do you have against eggnog?

  • Because I must.

  • Oh, get out of this house, Logan, Paul and Jake and Tessie There down the street.

  • You're gonna go over Sam ever eggnog.

  • You don't want to try it, E.

  • I like Oh, okay.

  • Calm down.

  • We're gonna have a good Christmas.

  • Do you have any chlorine haunted house of the crime scene?

  • I don't have any anything.

  • That bloody look thing is a straight couple.

  • You have a big eyes, egg white and vinegar or lemon juice.

  • This is too much work.

  • No, I'm gonna find a way to make this.

  • I'm gonna use my car.

  • That's me.

  • When I had constipation, that's me.

  • After my grandma help get that coffee's for money.

  • I don't think it's fine.

  • You look, if we just mix eggnog with it because you're mixing eggs, right?

  • I'm a scientist.

  • Welcome to good mythical morning.

  • When did you turn it somebody's way?

  • I'm trying to make frosting.

  • I'm doing my best.

  • Yeah.

  • £3 of powdered sugar.

  • I don't have sugar.

  • What have we used?

  • Uh, pancake.

  • That could be it.

  • What?

  • You're using your mom.

  • You're being a brat.