Name: Warren Drops Out, Trump Shrugs Off Coronavirus & An Ironic Car Accident | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2020-03-19T17:00:47.000Z
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After Super Tuesday, voters basically decided

the race should be between Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders.

So Michael Bloomberg promptly dropped out,

and now, in the wise words of the phisolo...

We begin with today's big breaking 2020 news.

Senator Elizabeth Warren is dropping out.

that is the trap question for every woman.

And if you say, "No, there was no sexism,"

about a bazillion women think, "What planet do you live on?"

I will have a lot more to say on that subject later on.

that was some truth that she dropped there.

A woman addressing sexism, or ignoring it,

while running for president is either gonna be seen

Which is unfair, especially since the president

is already a whiner who lives on another planet.

-(laughter) -And whether you think sexism

it's pretty strange that a race that started

is now basically down to two old white men.

Yeah. They're so old that no matter which one of them wins,

Donald Trump will be the youngest person in the race.

where these three people would be the top candidates.

"Uh, we're kind of going for someone healthier, you know?

"You guys don't really look like you're young enough to save,

Is she gonna swipe right or really far left?

All right, let's move on to this year's biggest viral challenge,

While the CDC is struggling to test patients,

and stores are running out of cleaning supplies,

we're finding out just how fast this thing can spread.

in the coronavirus outbreak in this country.

His wife, daughter and son testing positive.

is also positive, as are his wife and three children.

Officials also announcing the neighbor who drove the lawyer

The neighbor's children are being tested.

Okay, there's definitely a need to panic.

'Cause the only time people say there's no need to panic

is when there's something to panic about.

Like, a pilot never comes on the P.A. like,

"Uh, ladies and gentlemen, no need to panic,

Because that graphic is especially scary.

That guy got the virus, then his wife got the virus,

his kids got the virus, his neighbor got the virus,

probably everyone sharing his Netflix account got the virus.

Huh? The guy who drove him to the hospital got the virus,

which means the car's GPS probably got the virus as well.

Now, leaders all over the world are handling corona

You know, some are panicking, and some are not doing enough.

Luckily for all of us here in the United States,

there's one person who isn't worried at all.

NEWSMAN: We had a report today the global death rate at 3.4%,

and a report that the Olympics could be delayed.

TRUMP: Well, I think the 3.4% is really a false number.

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