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  • Hey, what's going on?

  • Everybody.

  • For first we feast on Shaun Evans and you're watching hot ones.

  • It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.

  • And today we're joined by Aubrey Plaza.

  • You know, from standout roles in films like Ingrid Goes West, Scott Pilgrim versus the World shows like Parks and Recreation and many more You can catch on FX's Legion, which returns for its third season on July 1st.

  • And she's very busy.

  • She also stars in Child's Play, which is set it years.

  • This weekend.

  • All replies a Welcome to the show Thank you so much for having me.

  • You once told Buzzfeed that your favorite pizza topping is hot and spicy peppers.

  • Do you crank your wings to what I said, Don't believe everything you read, right?

  • I've never talked to Buzzfeed a day in my life.

  • I don't even know who that is.

  • So this 1st 1 is the classic will start at the handle at the handle of the way of this old man.

  • Watch me the whole thing or if you'd like to go.

  • So all showbiz origin stories are insane in their own right, but especially yours going from a waitress working in Queens, all of a sudden.

  • Landing parks and recreation.

  • Funny people in Scott Pilgrim.

  • First, the world in the same exact week did cycling through jobs in the restaurant industry Do anything to help you prepare for career in Hollywood?

  • Or is it just a way to pay the bills?

  • While you sought out auditions?

  • It was kind of both.

  • Like every table was like a new performance, an opportunity for performance.

  • You know, I didn't have to, like, be myself.

  • I could be whoever I wanted to be.

  • Try to get as much money as I could.

  • I was like a game.

  • I like those kinds of games.

  • Which pre fame job?

  • Do you remember more fondly when you were a hostess at Joe's Crab Shack or when you were a cocktail waitress?

  • Who are you?

  • I was a hostess, so I was in charge of announcing like the parties when they were ready.

  • So I was on like the loud speaker going like Johnson Party of six.

  • Do the crab walk all the way to the host.

  • Stand your table's ready.

  • Johnson Party of six.

  • You still got it.

  • Thank you.

  • But every time there were certain songs that would come on that the entire wait staff would have Thio do like a song and dance to like to slide to the left.

  • Four hops this time that whatever that song is classic that gives me nightmares Now Sauce Bay.

  • It's on the topic of the new movie when you're growing up and working in the now defunct classic video store in Delaware Avenue.

  • Did you have an interest in nostalgia in the child's play?

  • Hell Raiser Freddy Krueger, Golden Agent or not Really?

  • No, I didn't really have that interest.

  • I wasn't really like a word.

  • Um, movie person ever.

  • I'm still not.

  • Do you believe in ghosts?

  • Or if you had any sort of spooky paranormal encounter, I know that you grew up next to a cemetery where they're gonna say 7 11 which is also true.

  • It was like, Yeah, I spent a lot of time in that parking lot.

  • Um, uh, yeah, I believe in ghosts.

  • My cat was hit by a car and then a couple weeks later, crawled right out of the cemetery, right back onto our back deck.

  • And you know, When that happens, you just have to let it butter inside and go like cool.

  • I wonder if this is like your seven fly for your 9th 1 Pepper sauce, baby.

  • Really, like, not satisfying.

  • If I had just no reaction to any of these wings, right, But it would also be pretty amazing, you know that.

  • You do have a nice Well, I don't think anybody has ever sought out for that specific goal, but maybe you could be the first trying to do anything here eating.

  • I'm just eating whatever you tell me to just do whatever you're talking.

  • Okay.

  • Try to keep a straight face as long as you can.

  • Okay?

  • So the fans would give us a red card and kick us off the internet if we didn't take a wing to discuss April legate your iconic character from parks and recreation.

  • What do you think was the greatest onset prank of all time?

  • Whether it was one of yours or someone else's, I don't know if you would call it a prank, but Nick Offerman and Chris Pratt would like fart a lot classic part friends.

  • It's just like I don't Sometimes farts are funny I don't know.

  • I guess they are.

  • I just don't think they're that funny.

  • And now there is a me and without fail, like any time the two of them were in a scene together, they would rip one disgusting, and it would make you so angry.

  • Um, and I would say, like the best prank that I ever did was I bought a toilet goblin online, and I put it in Adam Scott's toilet in his trailer.

  • If you don't know what a toilet goblin is, it's like a little like creature that its arms have, like suction cups.

  • So you like, put it in the toilet.

  • You suction cup its arms to the lid so that when you open the lid it, like, jumps out at you, it's terrifying.

  • And then, in her book, Yes, please.

  • Amy Poehler said that Chris Pratt had the greatest audition that she's ever witnessed.

  • Have you ever had a chance to see the tape?

  • I feel like these shit maybe showed that at the reunion, but I think I wasn't paying attention.

  • I don't remember, but I'm sure it was good.

  • And then there's so many coveted pieces of parks and rec memorabilia, whether it's Leslie's Pawnee goddess Hoody or the baseball bat that Nick Offerman had made for the whole cast, you have a most treasured Chachi from your time on set.

  • Yes, I had.

  • Well, I stole Janet Snake holds like cigarette holder.

  • Um, so I have that.

  • I keep that in my backpack at all times in case I need it.

  • Oh, I have Andy Dwyer's aviators, and I don't take care of them at all.

  • They're just, like, flung in a drawer in my kitchen.

  • I could probably sell those someday if things don't go well for me, which they won't number four already in straight face all the way through.

  • So you touched on a little bit today.

  • You?

  • What do you think?

  • It's on my teeth.

  • That's disgusting.

  • I'll tell you, I'm sure you have milk.

  • We have water.

  • You got a coffee?

  • Couple sometimes.

  • Got some coffee e like black coffee with my spices.

  • It's one of the great mix that it burns so good.

  • Since we touched on a little bit.

  • Today you went from relative obscurity, toe almost overnight, starring alongside some of the biggest names in entertainment.

  • But was anything more intimidating than following Adam Sandler your fourth overtime doing stand up?

  • No, that was the one of the most fucked up nights of my life.

  • Um, because capital totally duped me.

  • He invited me Thio, the comedy Magic club in Hermosa Beach and was, like, Just come with the cast with Joan on Adam And like, you can watch them, we'll just kind of get into it.

  • And then backstage he came out to me and he was like, You're going on next.

  • You're following Egg Sandler.

  • And I was like, Are you fucking kidding me?

  • And, uh and then Adam came up to me and was like, You're gonna die out there.

  • That's exactly what he said.

  • You want, you're gonna die.

  • And he had done stand up in, like, years at that point.

  • So the audience gave him a standing ovation when they just announced his name, he hadn't even said anything yet.

  • And I was sitting behind the curtain going.

  • It's not gonna go well from a how to go for you.

  • You know what?

  • One great thing when you have nothing to lose, it actually works in your favor because I didn't have any credits of that time.

  • So when they announced me, they just said, Like, And now we have Aubrey Plaza, uh, from Wilmington, Delaware.

  • On That was like my announcement.

  • Just candy and days halfway Mark.

  • Okay.

  • I have a little bit of stuff coming on my nose.

  • Does that make you feel good?

  • It does.

  • You get pleasure out of this, right?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • It's all I have kind ticket on my team.

  • I'm I'm similarly empty inside.

  • You know, I need this.

  • You just want you.

  • You want someone else to feel something that you can feel exactly.

  • Every river current segment on our show called.

  • Explain that, Graham.

  • We do a deep dive under guess Instagram pull interesting pictures that need more contacts.

  • All bust out the laptop.

  • I'll show you the picture.

  • You just you just tell me the bigger story.

  • Does that sound good?

  • Which one?

  • Which account is it?

  • I know my public one.

  • Well, I can't get into your private one.

  • Good.

  • All right.

  • Here you are hugging the Jeff Goldblum Jurassic Park statue.

  • Where Security.

  • Did you get Tasered or what's going on here?

  • Well, if you know, if you look at the picture closely, you see that woman in the yellow shirt is in mid run action.

  • Mid action to come and, um uh, escort me off the premises.

  • His chest is exposed, and the light was just hitting in a certain way.

  • I just felt like I needed to touch it.

  • You're only in London in standing in front of a giant Jeff Goldblum statue once in your life, right?

  • Um so I just felt like it's now or never, baby had to seize that opportunity to get into that as close to the nebulous possible.

  • Do you have a lasting memory from your summer with Zach out front?

  • I guess.

  • Like when I think about that shoot, all I remember is just like I have these, like images of Zach would like a TRX um, like rig on like a palm tree, just like just pumping iron in between takes.

  • And I just remember, like, standing like often side going like that's a movie star right there.

  • That's the ship.

  • I'll never be that.

  • But I'll be close to up close as I can do.

  • You have ah, crowning athletic achievement from your time with the pistol shrimps.

  • How long do we have here.

  • I man, I went through a lot on that team.

  • Is it an achievement to terrier A C.

  • L on the court?

  • Because that happened to May.

  • That means that you're pushing it to the limit.

  • I push it to the limit.

  • And not only that, I tear my A c l, but I was in full disguise.

  • I was wearing a wig and goggles and playing under a different name because legally, I was not allowed to play on that team at the time, So I was in disguise.

  • And the joke ended up being on me because I ripped my A c l in half and had to goto the hospital.

  • One more for you, Grumpy cat.

  • How could you bring grumpy cat up right now at a time like this?

  • Because it's important that we don't forget grumpy.

  • Yep.

  • Yeah, we can't.

  • Because Grumpy Cat died a week ago.

  • I'm still grieving, and you know what's messed up about?

  • That is I had written a movie for Grumpy Cat Night to star in.

  • And, um, now what am I gonna d'oh about the cat?

  • All right, P.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Brought it hellfire.

  • Sounds cute.

  • Tastes no evil.

  • That's hot.

  • Okay, You got me.

  • You were waiting for that, right?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • There it is.

  • You got it.

  • So some of the best talk show guests of the ones that you can almost see in real time navigating the artifice of it all.

  • Sorry.

  • What was the question?

  • How has your relationship with the interview talk show format evolved over the years?

  • You know, I just do the best I can tell myself before every interview.

  • Be normal, Aubrey.

  • Just be likable.

  • Get in there.

  • Show him what you got to get out.

  • And somehow it just always goes south.

  • I don't know what.

  • Maybe it's the lights or the surprise pick deep seated psychological trauma.

  • Okay.

  • Are these organic grass fed pasture raised all that?

  • You don't want farm they came from.

  • Uh, well, sure.

  • Find out later.

  • The chili farm, huh?

  • You ain't gonna take me down, little chick, ese.

  • I ate all you.

  • Is it true that sometimes, like spices coming?

  • You hallucinate?

  • Yeah, it's They could be trippy.

  • Why you starting to feel something?

  • No, I just see some weird shit.

  • I might not be because of this.

  • So whether it's the media are fans.

  • Sometimes, like if you're in Hollywood, you have a reputation for being a jerk.

  • Maybe people tiptoe around you.

  • Or if you have a reputation for being an overshare, maybe people step over those boundaries the second that they meet you.

  • What are the professional and personal liabilities of being somebody who's labeled sarcastic, awkward because of some of your most popular characters?

  • People that are Because I have this talk show, right?

  • God, that copy is not helping.

  • It's interesting that made it worse.

  • But we're coming in with an emergency.

  • Sometimes you just have to get a new because I like this one, you know, like sometimes because I have this show, our interview celebrities.

  • While you'd increasingly spicy chicken wings, people just come up to me.

  • Hey, Sean, this new hot sauce is called Satan's Blood.

  • It's the hottest hot sauce ever.

  • You have to try it out, you know, because when I understand, you're like I just want to do a daytime show, right?

  • Well, let's talk about the Kardashians for once, exactly, but I understand why people think that.

  • But then that is kind of missing the point.

  • Uh, I don't know, shot I think Thing is, Rick, I just feel like nobody gives me a chance.

  • You know, people think, but I, uh but I don't care.

  • Or but I could just that I can only be sarcastic, our only play, like, you know, a deadpan character or something, but it's just not true.

  • I play young mom and child's play.

  • Um, you can see my maternal instincts on the big screen on June 21st theatres near you.

  • And, um, if you really go through my, uh, filmography, you'll see you know many different characters with all different kinds of flavors Low scallion, tase.

  • I would say that would be like a dirty Grandpa version of me.

  • Shock Wanda's would be like the mike and Dave here.

  • You're What would the Wilshire Chili farm that we just ate be?

  • I'd go with Anger Goes west for that one because there's, like a Los Angeles theme there.

  • Have you ever had anyone name?

  • Their movie is based on the hot sauce is No, but that would be a fine game.

  • All right, we're back.

  • Okay.

  • That was a big one.

  • If you think that was a big one.

  • Cool.

  • You look awesome.

  • sweet.

  • Does everyone always make it to the end?

  • I've never seen this.

  • I only know about it from my in box, Right from the e mails I get asking me to go on what?

  • You've been able to swerve effective until now.

  • Trapped me this time.

  • Right?

  • So we've been doing this forever.

  • Never.

  • I just don't know of Child's play will be my last movie.

  • So I figured, Get it in.

  • Why can't we really appreciate that?

  • But we've been doing this for Salon, but shockingly like fewer than 15 people have ever tapped out.

  • Sorry.

  • What?

  • Whoa!

  • I just wanna get a preview first.

  • God, that one.

  • Straight into my lower intensive.

  • It's like anywhere where I turned its bad.

  • There's no hiding, huh?

  • That burns just being near it.

  • You dirty, dirty man.

  • You little trickster.

  • You see what you're doing with that one?

  • Salute?

  • Every plastic going in, You know, in Puerto Rican, right?

  • I know.

  • If I if I wasn't on camera, I'd eat these down to the bone with my fingers.

  • Nothing.

  • Stop it.

  • You are my family.

  • Nothing's stopping you, right?

  • Maybe get a little skin there.

  • So it's not every day that we have the most famous person from Delaware sitting across the seat from us.

  • And that is official.

  • That is an official distinction.

  • Are they're talking about fighting?

  • Last year, you top to deliver online poll, edging out the likes of My God Valerie Bertinelli and Joe Biden.

  • Yeah, and the guy that created the Heimlich remover.

  • It was his name, Walter.

  • I think Walter even topped out Walter.

  • Walter Heimlich.

  • Have you ever been Punkin Chunkin?

  • No, I haven't.

  • And I and I'm Fuck!

  • Fuck you!

  • Fuck you!

  • Fuck you all sucks!

  • Where do you fall on the debate That North Delaware in South Delaware should be separated to different states?

  • Yes.

  • What is scrap?

  • Now?

  • I'm with you.

  • I'm with you know what is Scrapple?

  • May have you ever had It was a good Yeah, out of all time.

  • Fuck.

  • How is the horse racing scene in Delaware?

  • How does it compare to say, like, England's the Royal Ascot here anymore?

  • Turning point to point.

  • Yeah, it's fucked up.

  • And then Delaware seems to be a place with a fair number of ice cream bucket list destinations.

  • Whether it's Woodside Farm Creamery or that 20 scoop ice cream challenge of the charcoal.

  • Which one sounds best right now?

  • Um, Little bit chuckled it.

  • I like my mommy.

  • Just, um I handling it.

  • You are?

  • Yeah.

  • That's good with bravery.

  • Something coming out of my nose with composure.

  • No, you're good, my good.

  • And I having a stroke?

  • I don't think so.

  • You're good.

  • And I pour this into my nose.

  • You can give it a shot.

  • Call that good?

  • Did that help?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • It was good.

  • Yeah, that's a move.

  • Anything I can get up my nose.

  • So this next one talk, you get it out of your fucking mind.

  • I'm a lady, okay?

  • Play around like that.

  • All right, Let's go.

  • All right, So this one's the chocolate plague.

  • Okay, Number nine, careful around your eyes.

  • Oh, was that a bad idea?

  • Is someone playing the saxophone right now?

  • But I swear to God, I woke You better stop playing the saxophone, motherfucker.

  • So that's not why I did that to you.

  • I heard that, too.

  • Fucking hell, Damn it.

  • What do you think is Delaware's greatest gift to the American culinary canon?

  • Is it that grotto pizza that thanksgiving on a roll sandwich?

  • from Cab Riady's.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • It's the fucking Bobby sandwich all the way.

  • I mean, grottoes is good, but crowd is greasy.

  • I mean, grottoes was like, Man, if you hate yourself, you go in.

  • But like it tastes good.

  • Like I gotta grottoes any day on February 25th 2010 0 my God.

  • You tweeted that you had used a microwave in two years.

  • Have you started using a microwave again?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I'm a great show.

  • Last night Shamed my groove back on the microwave, exploded a cup of coffee and a great boss saved My eyes are on fire.

  • What are some telltale signs that you're walking into An awesome Puerto Rican restaurant?

  • Uh, you know, the more fungoes on point?

  • Um, if, uh oh, God, If the music's good, it's all about the music.

  • My ads are burning.

  • Do you think I can put the milk in my eyes?

  • Is that about idea?

  • I know in my nodes should I put it in every like whole?

  • I think we've gone this far.

  • Might as well give it a shot.

  • I just don't know how I could do it without really ruining my reputation.

  • I can't see any more.

  • Now, this is the last dab we call it the last dab.

  • Because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last week.

  • How you don't have to if you don't want to.

  • I know you're going through it now.

  • How did this get in my eye?

  • Can I have any napkins?

  • Yeah, napkin duty napkins.

  • This psychological, I think it is on some love.

  • Okay, But it's also physical.

  • You take me to my happy place.

  • We are eating some of the hottest scorching hot chicken wings in the history of exists.

  • No, no.

  • The happy place.

  • Grumpy cat and improv.

  • And, um, two words, Aviator sunglasses were dabbing, dabbing it up.

  • Very deliberate, very cautious.

  • And is that enough for you?

  • That's that's plenty.

  • That's funny.

  • Good job.

  • Hey, just want to make you happy.

  • Well, you have.

  • You know, I feel whole now.

  • You D'oh!

  • Oh, yeah, No.

  • All right, Aubrey Plaza.

  • Here we are at the finish line.

  • The end in just one more obstacle to go.

  • You have one of the great poker faces in Hollywood.

  • But I've heard you say that sometimes in order not to break go into actual physical pain pinching yourself until you bleed.

  • Yeah.

  • So you're here, so I'm gonna show you a series of pictures, and all you have to do is not break.

  • Okay.

  • Excuse me.

  • I knew we were gonna hang this on.

  • Awkward.

  • Now it's my classic classic signature.

  • Well, look at you, though.

  • 10 chicken wings up.

  • 10 chicken wings down.

  • We ran into a wall here in the back half, but you rallied through, went to your happy place, got a new napkin and handle it.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Now, there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet for you, my friend.

  • This camera, this camera, this camera let the people know what you have going on in your life.

  • Okay.

  • Um well, I'm doing a lot of self care.

  • Recently, I've been going to a lot of therapy, and I'm just trying to keep my eye on the prize and not do anything stupid.

  • So, what you meant?

  • Maybe if you have a movie coming out.

  • Oh, child's play in Peter's on June 21st.

  • What?

  • Milk up the nose.

  • Really help.

  • It actually did and kind of cleared it.

  • Kind of shook me clean like an Etch a sketch.

  • Has anyone ever done that before?

  • No.

  • You're the first person ever promise Problem.

  • Got scary there for a minute.

  • Aloha Spice Lords Thank you so much for watching today's episode.

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